
Nothing like a tuna sandwich and a cigarette to start out the day. #RealMenBreakfast #substance

does it make me a bad parent the tuna sandwich is more of a concern than the cigarette?

Hey man, don't diss the tuna sandwich, I make a mean sandwich.

You want some? I got like...enough leftover to make a sandwich and a half.

im just looking out for you i dont want you to get bullied by the kids on chittr eating peanut-butter and pepperoni sandwiches like normal people

Who the hell bullies someone over a tuna sandwich, they would have to be a very shallow person.

Alright, I'll be sure to send you the left overs via transportalizer.

It's no biggie, besides it's just tuna.

calling your own brother an empty kiddy pool is rough work

Hey I'm just keeping it real.