Dirk Strider

Still kicking it, if anyone was wondering. Five hours of R.E.M in the span of thirty-six hours sometimes means being knocked out cold for two days. No biggie, we persevere.

Lucid dreaming like it's nobody's business.

"I gotta go brush my teeth"? Passé. Over with. We're cleaning our mouth bones in 2026, dawg. Hop up on this saddle.

Kult: +10

Kull: +15

Total: 25

Ratio: 0.67

ROXXX [HC!AU]

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@totesGruesome[TG]

delet e this

Kult: +2

Total: 2

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Can't right now. Cleaning my mouth bones.

Kull: +5

Total: 5

Having ten Cuties in one sitting is actually considered a balanced meal. Look it up.

Kult: +100

Kull: +80

Total: 180

Ratio: 1.25

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Thanks for the retraction, Barack.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

Jake English

@golgothasTerror[GT]

Well, thats quite interesting..

Kult: +2

Total: 2

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I'm full of fun facts, bro.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

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Jake English

@golgothasTerror[GT]

Uh-huh. Tell me more, strider.

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Fun facts can't be forced, dawg. They come naturally. Stay patient for when the next one sprouts.

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Jake English

@golgothasTerror[GT]

Alrighty!

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@gutsyGumshoe[GG]

Does it? Am I not yet apprised of this secret legion of citrus-haters? :B

Kult: +7

Kull: +5

Total: 12

Ratio: 1.40

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I just heard my heart break and shatter on the floor. I'm walking on cardiac shards here.

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@gutsyGumshoe[GG]

I simply assumed it was a universally tolerated fruit.

Kult: +7

Kull: +5

Total: 12

Ratio: 1.40

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You're in for a mind-boggling revelation. Hold onto your saddle, Jane.