Dirk Strider
@timeausTestified
Don't @ me, I'm cultivating a callus.
"I gotta go brush my teeth"? Passé. Over with. We're cleaning our mouth bones in 2026, dawg. Hop up on this saddle.
Kult: +10
Kull: +15
Total: 25
Ratio: 0.67
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What a chump.
delet e this
Kult: +2
Total: 2
Having ten Cuties in one sitting is actually considered a balanced meal. Look it up.
Kult: +90
Kull: +70
Total: 160
Ratio: 1.29
↩ @gutsyGumshoe[GG]
The things we love become part of us, or however the fuck the saying goes. Frankly, I'm staying true to myself in the process. Orange gets a bad rep.
Kult: +5
Total: 5
↩ @golgothasTerror[GT]
Fun facts can't be forced, dawg. They come naturally. Stay patient for when the next one sprouts.
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Does it? Am I not yet apprised of this secret legion of citrus-haters? :B
↩ @gutsyGumshoe[GG]
I just heard my heart break and shatter on the floor. I'm walking on cardiac shards here.
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I simply assumed it was a universally tolerated fruit.