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Dirk Strider

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Don't @ me, I'm cultivating a callus.

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"I gotta go brush my teeth"? Passé. Over with. We're cleaning our mouth bones in 2026, dawg. Hop up on this saddle.

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@totesGruesome[TG]

delet e this

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Can't right now. Cleaning my mouth bones.

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Having ten Cuties in one sitting is actually considered a balanced meal. Look it up.

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The things we love become part of us, or however the fuck the saying goes. Frankly, I'm staying true to myself in the process. Orange gets a bad rep.

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@barackObama[BO]

Thanks for the retraction, Barack.

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Well, thats quite interesting..

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I'm full of fun facts, bro.

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Uh-huh. Tell me more, strider.

Fun facts can't be forced, dawg. They come naturally. Stay patient for when the next one sprouts.

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Does it? Am I not yet apprised of this secret legion of citrus-haters? :B

I just heard my heart break and shatter on the floor. I'm walking on cardiac shards here.

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I simply assumed it was a universally tolerated fruit.

You're in for a mind-boggling revelation. Hold onto your saddle, Jane.