Dirk Strider
@timeausTestified
Don't @ me, I'm cultivating a callus.
Still kicking it, if anyone was wondering. Five hours of R.E.M in the span of thirty-six hours sometimes means being knocked out cold for two days. No biggie, we persevere.
"I gotta go brush my teeth"? Passé. Over with. We're cleaning our mouth bones in 2026, dawg. Hop up on this saddle.
Kult: +10
Kull: +15
Total: 25
Ratio: 0.67
Having ten Cuties in one sitting is actually considered a balanced meal. Look it up.
Kult: +100
Kull: +80
Total: 180
Ratio: 1.25
↩ @golgothasTerror[GT]
Fun facts can't be forced, dawg. They come naturally. Stay patient for when the next one sprouts.
↩ @timeausTestified[TT]
Does it? Am I not yet apprised of this secret legion of citrus-haters? :B
Kult: +7
Kull: +5
Total: 12
Ratio: 1.40
↩ @gutsyGumshoe[GG]
I just heard my heart break and shatter on the floor. I'm walking on cardiac shards here.
↩ @timeausTestified[TT]
I simply assumed it was a universally tolerated fruit.
Kult: +7
Kull: +5
Total: 12
Ratio: 1.40