♠ hated by @timeservingGodhead
But of course. We all know im notorious for my affinity for dave strider. Be still my beating heart!
Is it 'making you look gay' when youre blatantly ogling a mans breasts on the timeline? A man near identical to myself at that. You know its legal dont you?
Pfft. Not exactly. Just funny to see a dave i know personally hitting on another jake is all. Makes a dude wonder!
If we disqualify size from the equation youre still not much so im not sure this argument is relevant davey boy. No offense.
Its nothing personal bro youre just um. Well youre not the biggest guy thats for sure.
Do you really have that little faith in me? You think id lose a fight to *dave*? :(
Next time it might be in your favor not to threaten a dude twice your size.
Unsurprising update: i won.
i am going to say it: dont knock it till you try it
can you film it? you should film it.
Daves coming over to put his money where his mouth is and i think anyone with a brain knows how thatll end. To put it more bluntly im about to kick his ass. #Violence See you soon @timeservingGodhead!
Well it sounds to *me* like youre a little nervous. Are you scared dave? We dont *have* to.
Anything but getting back to me about proving your point eh?
The only obstacle there would be yourself! Id give you a day max until you go back on that.
is that what goes off everytimd you walk in a room?
Okay man i really dont know how you want me to take this other than you admitting youve been ogling my backside.
Sometimes someone will say something where the only thing i can really conjure up as a suitable response is solely the word "dork" but i gotta keep it classy so i settle for saying absolutely nothing instead.
This is a lot gayer sounding than i think you intended but sure! Maybe ive got a little luck on my side. Youve gotta give it to me though endurance is a big part of it when ive been fooling around in the jungle my whole life.