Hagern Silwot
@timewornTactician
HagernMOTD: Top 10 DPS on a support class, avid DKP spender, jankslop enjoyer, MMORPG consumer. 'The MMO' is not its actual name. It's up to you to figure out what it is if you care enough.
HagernSilwot tells general:1, 'Warrior is certainly the class of all time. I'll never understand how people willingly put themselves through this torture. I have no defensives, and as such my life is entirely out of my hands. I can't believe I pulled the short straw and have to level one of these up for the guild.'
It's oonly fun when yoou see oone oof them charge and fall right ooff the platfoorm it's less fun when it happens too yoou
HagernSilwot tells you, 'I've certainly seen and laughed at my fair share of tanks doing that one way or another. I've even laughed at my first few charges into death... It just gets less funny by the 5th time. And let's not talk about the 10th onward.'
At least soome things never change. This is what balance is all aboout actually
HagernSilwot tells you, 'Agreeable, to an extent. If things remain stagnant for too long, the it gets boring. And as a bonus to changing the balance of certain things, you end up with some very... interesting designs of various aspects of classes. Which in my experience, are the most fun to see in action. (As long as I'm not on the receiving end of that 'interesting design'.)'
HagernSilwot shouts, 'I'm being tortured by this so called 'snacklish', I barely understand it, I'm scared, I'm confused, somebody help me.'
c< cHew yOu HavisfactiON a siNgleliciOus satisfact 2 sNacK tHat up? #sNacKlisHpOstiNg >c
c< yOu play warriOr >c
HagernSilwot tells you, 'Unwillingly! No one else in the guild will do it 'correctly', so someone has to do it, and I was simply the only one that I could trust to do it.'
c< ....tHiNKiN #suggestive tHOugHts wHile playiNg tHe HOly class, tHis gOes 2 sHOw.... tHis is a sigN.... i dONt KNOw..... tHis is a GUILTY GEAR XRD -SIGN- ....iM a bad iNflueNce wHatever, ill be a better iNflueNce yOu sHOuld play GOLDLEWIS DICKINSON >c
HagernSilwot tells you, 'You can't just say things like that! Goldlewis is the #1 leading cause of Dickinson, I'll have you know!'
c< curiNg My alcOHOlisM witH a wOrse, eviler addictiON.... EverQuest #substaNces >c
HagernSilwot tells you, 'MMOs claim another. A glorious victory for raiders.'
c< textiNg aNd clericiNg rigHt NOw >c
HagernSilwot tells you, 'How irresponsible! You never know when the damage spikes will happen and leave your tank at critical health! Or an add may appear and leave the group in shambles! Never text and cleric, you risk the life of your group in doing so.'
c< lOss streaK brOKeN lets fucKiNg gO >c
HagernSilwot tells you, 'See? If you just keep at it, any losing streak of any sort can break!... Even if it does take some unconventional methods.'
HagernSilwot tells general:1, 'You know, despite my enjoyment, of 'The MMO', I still do find time for other fun games. Such games include Your Only Move is Hustle, A great game, I do recommend. I recommend installing a few of the modded characters as well. Including but not limited to, Wonderboy, Sura, Asura, and Wonderboy again just to make sure. And then make extra sure to fight Karama Golthi with Wonderboy specifically, I hear it is their favorite character to fight. :)'
c< iNstead Of leveliNg yOur warriOr? 4 sHaMe.... 4 sHaMe >c
HagernSilwot tells you, 'Well a fair point, I've already raided today in 'The MMO', and need a small break from it as I usually do after raids. But, I do plan to return to that very soon. After all, won't level itself.'
c< fair, tHOugH Of cOurse, bOtH Melee classes, aNd WONderbOy, are sO paNdead, tHat yOu cOuld prObably be filiNg yOur taxes wHile playiNg bOtH at tHe saMe tiMe >c
HagernSilwot tells you, 'Of course, someone such as yourself wouldn't understand the intricate thought processes that go into tanking as a warrior, or playing Wonderboy. It takes a lot more thought than you may think.'
c< says Mr 'Stardust Driver' sure, sure, aNd i wONt eveN talK abOut tHe fact tHat yOu speNd NiNety perceNt Of yOur tiMe ON warriOr alt-tabbed, lets be sO 4 real >c
HagernSilwot tells you, 'Well, warrior does require a lot of thought as I said, it's just I'm already well versed in the arts of enchanter, so even something with a lot of thought, like warrior, it just hardly compared to what I'm already well used to. HagernSilwot tells you, 'And it isn't my fault that Stardust Driver is just a really good button.'
c< yeaH, cause tHat sHit requires Negative paNpOwer, lets be sO fucKiNg 4 real witH Ourselves, tHat sHit is, just, a barKbeast witH tHOse speecH pads cOuld play warriOr effectively aNd, yeaH, 4 twO bar? tHat sHit is busted tbH, #Nerfstardustdriver >c
HagernSilwot tells you, 'Honestly, it could use a nerf or two, I do agree. A little centralizing on his kit. #Nerfstardustdriver'
c< iM NOt igNOriNg tHe fact yOu didNt eveN try aNd 2ucH ON warriOr beiNg paNdead, yOure HOldiNg tHat lOss, 4ver aNd always aNyway, yeaH, #Nerfstardustdriver >c
HagernSilwot tells you, 'I... You know what? I guess I am. I was hoping you wouldn't notice my tactical ignorance, but was an awful plan anyway. I accept that L.''
c< NO, tHis is NOt pitcHbait, we play 'THe MMO' 2getHer, tHis is just HOw we always talK 2 eacH OtHer >c
HagernSilwot tells general:1, 'Indeed, it is just what trolls like us tend to do in situations like these. All part of our short to near eternal lifespans.'
c< tweNty tHree, NOw #MylOssstreaK >c
HagernSilwot tells you, 'We've all been there for sure, just got to keep on keeping on. You'll never break the streak if you stop trying.'
HagernSilwot tells general:1, 'A long night of 'The MMO' later, many levels gained, much learned about the alts we are leveling for raid. All things must come to an end those at some point. But yet, that doesn't mean they can not begin again. Perhaps they will soon, perhaps not, but all that matters is that you think they can.' HagernSilwot rambles, 'Don't know what the hell I'm exactly going on about but whatever isn't worth questioning, just what happens when you do 'The MMO' for long enough.'
O~ Ah yeS, 'The MMO' will certainly do that to you. ~O
HagernSilwot tells you, 'Indeed. It is just one of those many things that do such a thing to people such as myself. 'The MMO' certainly is quite the interesting beast of code, isn't it? So interesting in fact it could drive someone to madness when it comes to looking for all the answers.'
HagernSilwot shouts, 'Some healers I swear! I know I'm not dead until I reach 0 HP, but I'm rapidly approaching zero HP and I would like that to stop please and thanks.' HagernSilwot tells general:1, 'Granted, I understand aggro is a very touchy thing sometimes, but man... I just don't like seeing my HP at 15%, it makes me worried I might die. :('
c< i Heal yOu 4 20% every tiMe i cast, tHe cast itself is liKe, just sHy Of 2 secONds, yOu taKe 3% daMage every 5 secONds Or sO, sO iN sHOrt, sHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHut tHe fucK up >c
HagernSilwot tells you, 'And I understand that, but I'm just not entirely comfortable on tank just yet. I just want to feel safe.' HagernSilwot rambles, 'Although I do find it simply hilarious that I feel much safer on my support class who uses cloth armor than I do in my big bulky plate using warrior. Magic, it may not be real, but I sure wish it was.'
HagernSilwot tells general:1, 'Logging on 'The MMO' to level my warrior alt, and helping one of the raid DPS players level a cleric as well. After all, we are a little low on healers, and the healing checks this expansion are certainly a little hellish.' HagernSilwot tells general:1, 'If anyone who ends up reading this feels confident in their raid healing, applications to the raid team are open.' HagernSilwot rambles, 'Although the process does take awhile so, do be warned you could wait in line a while, there is just a lot of stuff I have to check and double check so be patient.'
c< tHis Mf called Me a dps player, iMMa pOt bust His ass >c
HagernSilwot tells general:1, 'A DPS class is still a DPS class, no matter how poorly you play it.' HagernSilwot tells general:1, 'I jest, you did fine enough on your mage, room for improvement, but still did outparse a good few people.'