Teyvak Arkiiv
@tinfoilConspirator
he/iiit. personal posts + stuff iii found on the seemiiingly extraterrestriiial husktop iii found behiiind my hiiive
hey. other guy. come up wiiith a name so iii know who to yell at
I think we b꩜th kn꩜w that's n꩜t h꩜w this w꩜rks. Y꩜ur "friend" is sick. His mind is fractured. That's the ꩜nly reas꩜n I exist.
iii hate thiiis tiiime of year so much. iii always feel liiike shiiit afterwards. makes me thiiink too much about my own body #nsfw
@tinf꩜ilC꩜nspirat꩜r hey since every꩜ne kn꩜ws u get n꩜ play, im here if u need me during this trying time #suggestive
ew. ...can that waiiit for later #suggestiiive
g꩜ing t꩜ see a psycull꩜gist t꩜m꩜rr꩜w btw. u win teyvak. assh꩜le
iiits not about wiiinniiing shiiithead, iii just want the other guy to get out of your pan
((So while I cannot do it until I get home later this week I think hosting actual #animeclub IC meetings would be cool. So I wanna gage interest from anyone who has a character who would wanna do smth like that. If so please give recommendations. Ill use this tag from now on for stuff regarding it including just IC mentions or other things to update people. So yeah.
that would be fun!!! :3 idk which character i would have attend tbh but i do like anime ooc...
i wish my first thöught when i see an inatimate öbject with a circle höle wasnt "i can put mu bulge in that" which has happened mröe than önce and resulted in the biggest öuch ever #nsfw
iii dont use shreddiiit but iiim pretty sure theres a whole subshreddiiit called "dont put your bulge iiin that"
iii wonder what iii would look liiike as a woman
only one way to find out!
iii've got too much on my plate for that riiight now though. liiike my weiiird hiiivemate and the Aliiiens
hiiivemates back. documentiiing hiiis behaviiior here so he can see iiit when he's back to normal - drunk out of hiiis fuckiiing pan - covered iiin liiipstiiick marks (probably not from the masquerade) - iiin a better mood than iii've ever seen the "real" hiiim (real iiisn't the riiight word. iii don't know what to call thiiis) #substance
go to cupe. iii'll talk to the regular sawyer iiin the morniiing but iii don't want anythiiing to do wiiith you. you're makiiing hiiim miiiserable
dude sawyer can you liiike. eiiither cry quiiieter or come talk to me about iiit
n꩜ dude y꩜u d꩜nt get it. i sttraigt up did n꩜t g꩜ t꩜ the masquerade. h꩜w did i get there
iiidfk man??? you left the hiiive liiike. an hour ago or somethiiing liiike that. seemed to be iiin a pretty good mood but we diiidnt really talk or anythiiing
fuuuuck dude. im s꩜ c꩜꩜ked. last thing i remember is deciding N꩜T t꩜ g꩜ t꩜ the masquerade and then next thing i kn꩜w, im there
i could absolutely have been a k-pop idol you know aside from the fact that im not korean
iii understand some of those words iii thiiink. and iiive seen some iiidols from other places on the aliiien husktop. they dont seem to get as famous but dont let that stop you
⚠ Just blew up a random troll's h!ve, ! th!nk ! should move aga!n. TO THE MIDDLE OF THE FUCKING DESERT PREEFERABLY SO I DONT BLOW A FUSE EVERY TIME THESE MOTHERFUCKERS LOUD PARTYING STOPS ME FROM BEING ABLE TO CONCENTRATE ON THE SHIIT I WANT TO DOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA ⚠
my hiiive blew up once. iiit was a meteor though so probably not your fault
i’m no expert, but do 7ou (ook hamburgers helper in an oven? i thought it was a stove thing
generally iiits cooked on the stove yeah. could probably use an oven?
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iii dont thiiink peanuts are a fruiiit? ...actually yk what iiim not gonna bother arguiiing about thiiis. enjoy your weiiird sandwiiich