This month's Bake-A-Wish recipient is ten year old PETROC of the Troll Kingdom who wrote a very compelling letter about his... I don't really remember. Voidrot or something. I'm told it was extremely touching. Anyhow. He declined the FULL SUITE OF BETTY CROCKER HOUSEHOLD APPLIANCES in favor of his custom wish, which was to- I am NOT paraphrasing- "please make Five Nights At Freddy's Real." ... I believe we at Crockercorp have some unorthodox research and development on the docket! Also the prerequisite healing of his gummy skullholes. It would be a real Eeyore moment if he were to croak prior to the completion of his custom treat. #gore I guess?
yeah of course you're making freddy's real. you already have a purple guy in your back pocket. #shealwaysletshimcomeback
dont say that
WHAT THE HELL.
DON'T ACCURATELY INSULT ME ON MY OWN POST!
oh my god..... D:> what do u MEAN bad things........
i can help answer this from the perspective of the afflicted basically if i don’t suck i die
WHAT DO U MEAN IF U DONT SUCK U DIE..... <:(
it’s like tav said i don’t produce or retain my own energy so if i don’t suck it i die lucky for petroc jane took mercy on his pitiful soul