oh i forgot the best part about last night okay so strap in strap up and strap on folks that hot personal trainer? yeah, you know the one i cant stop waxing poetic over like im some lovesick protagonist in one of those slice of life meetcute animes he was there dude he was at the gay club and guess who scored big time motherfuckers thats right its the one and only stridawg i bought him a drink, he bought me a drink, we partied shit was like a straight up romcom montage moment from the 90s ngl kinda got way too freaked out to make more of a move on him but hey i think my interest was registered like a good voting citizen
Forgive me for my impertinence, Romeo, but I'm pretty sure that dancing with room for Jesus and then going home separately is not, in fact, "scoring bigtime." You've put yourself in position for a lay-up, certainly, but you're a few bases short of a touchdown.
okay yeah but the ground work has been laid you feel me? i dont mind a bit of a slow burn
At least something has been laid tonight.
you got me good with that one lmao