♦ pitied by @titanicTerrarium
that beach party vwiped me the fuck out
n[o]t th[a]t [i] d[i]sl[i]k[e] cl[ea]r synths, b[u]t h[o]t t[a]k[e], t[e]t[o] w[a]s b[e]tt[e]r [a]s [a]n [u]t[au] th[a]n synthv y[ea]h th[a]ts r[i]ght, th[e] wh[o]l[e] r[ea]s[o]n th[e] dr[i]lls [a]r[e] p[o]p[u]l[a]r [i]s b[e]c[au]s[e] synthv r[e]v[i]v[e]d h[e]r [a]nd [i]m m[a]d [a]b[ou]t [i]t

⧃ https://i.postimg.cc/kgvzyyHb/image-2026-06-13-235824567.png There. I edited the image into what you all seem to want. Is this better. I am going to tag this #substance so the image blurs because it is very bright and saturated.

Man. With no confessions accounts running, how am I going to get my gossip…?

oh my god felt that
-> I Will Contact My Suppliers And See If I Can Find Such A Device For You = Your Total Is $1,000,000.34

🜏 !! Mɛa♱ RRankiing !! ♱oday's Subjɛx♱: ♱hɛ guy who was ass a♱ ♱rroll Sɛ♱♱lɛrrs of Xa♱an Xharrax♱ɛrriis♱iixs: Slɛndɛrr, Avɛrragɛ hɛiigh♱, ♱ɛal Xas♱ɛ, 14 Swɛɛps Gourrmɛ♱'s no♱ɛ: Hɛ was xrryiing ovɛrr ♱hɛ gamɛ so ɛvɛrry♱hiing iis ♱ouxh sal♱iiɛrr. Xu♱: ♱ɛndɛrrloiin Marrbliing: ♱rraxɛ ♱ɛxx♱urrɛ: S♱rriingy, no♱ my fav Arroma: ♱angy, sliigh♱ sal♱iinɛss ♱as♱ɛ (Unxookɛd): Swɛɛ♱, ɛarr♱hy, a lii♱♱lɛ drry ♱as♱ɛ (Xookɛd): Marriinadɛ diid hiim jus♱iixɛ. Ba♱♱ɛrriing and bakiing af♱ɛrr ♱hɛ marriinadɛ madɛ ii♱ muxh juiixiiɛrr, ♱hough ♱hɛ ♱angy ♱as♱ɛ go♱ a long s♱rrongɛrr. . .should havɛ balanxɛd wii♱h hɛrrbs maybɛ ? RRɛ♱aiinɛd hɛa♱ niixɛly. Maybɛ should havɛ addɛd a lii♱♱lɛ morrɛ sal♱ ax♱ually. . . RRank: 4.6/10 S♱arrs #gorrɛ #xanniibal #xanniibaliism #nsfw #viiolɛnxɛ #xanniibalxookiing #xanniibaliismwii♱hrro♱♱ɛn (Bloxk ♱hiis ♱ag iif u don'♱ wanna sɛɛ mɛ grradɛ somɛ good yums) Who should ii ♱rry nɛxx♱ ???? OOOOO:死亡 ♅
+ Fleet recruits these d*ys re*lly *ren't wh*t they used tx be. =

Earth frOOm what I'm seeing right nOOw is a beautiful planet. I am kinda enjOOying it. Right nOOw just sOOrta sitting dOOwn at the beach and... wOOw...
That snake woman keeps trying to get on my good side by bringing me bodies and I don't know how to explain to her that I ain't a stray animal that you win over with food #violence

Why is there a giant hole directly in front of the Gray House main entrance? This feels like a situation.
II'm so tired lately.
>>| blood loss will stop being lethal .if you manage to close the wound, for .example with bandages .or stitches. cuts .is .alright .and manageable. but .if .it was weeping .avulsion, .only miracle may save from this situation. .i'm good, took care .of myself .after .uhhh. nothing. #gore #cw-self-harm

🜏 jus♱ wa♱xhɛd a guy yɛll a♱ a dɛɛp sɛa lusus ♱hɛn gɛ♱ drraggɛd iin♱o ♱hɛ wa♱ɛrr sayiing hɛ was jokiing. bɛs♱ ♱hiing iivɛ sɛɛn all swɛɛp #viiolɛnxɛ ♅

🜏 wa♱ do u do wii♱h sparrɛ ɛggs af♱ɛrr ii liikɛ. lay ♱hɛm. xan u ɛa♱ ♱hɛm ?? SHOULD you ???? #suggɛs♱iivɛ #nsfw #wha♱doiidowii♱h♱hɛsɛɛggs ♅
you do not need to be pitying that
@titanicTerrarium#6016 said some bullshit: how is it hangin wherever you are this better not be another attempt to find me and get the irs on my ass if its not then im doing just fine learning how to chill after awhile kinda gettin some de javuvus
OH. I GUESS I SHOULD UPDATE MY AGE IN PROFILE, HUH? HAPPY FUCKING WRIGGLING DAY TO ME I GUESS.
FINE. MOLTED. NAILED IT. WE CAN ALL MOVE ON WITH OUR LIVES.
UPDATE: MY CHITIN HAS STARTED TO HARDEN SO I'M NO LONGER IN DANGER OF EVISCERATING MYSELF AND SPILLING MY GUTS ON THE TILE FOR DARING TO GENTLY GRAZE MY GUT PLANE ON THE CORNER OF THE MEALBLOCK ISLAND. TO GIVE SOME SCORES, I HAVEN'T MEASURED BUT I'M ROUGHLY AROUND 7'3 NOW? NOT EXACTLY BUT THIS IS JUST FROM COMPARING MYSELF TO DOOR FRAMES. MY HORNS ARE A BIT LONGER, BUT PROBABLY ONLY BY AN INCH SO I GUESS I'LL BE NUBBY FOREVER, GOD FUCKING DAMMIT. I'M KIND OF RAMBLING? THIS IS JUST AS FUCKING WEIRD AS IT WAS THE FIRST TIME. I'M FUCKING RAVENOUS BUT I DON'T TRUST MY LEGS TO CARRY ME AROUND WELL ENOUGH TO MAKE ANYTHING. UGH, MAYBE I SHOULD WAKE VRISKA UP. MAYBE? MAYBE. YOU'D THINK I'D BE LESS TIRED FOR A GUY WHO ESSENTIALLY SLEPT FOR A WEEK BUT YOU'D BE WRONG! YOU'D BE FUCKING WRONG! I'M SO FUCKING EXHAUSTED.
>>| .i think .i had .enough .of chittr for tonight. .i'm so sorry.

IndEEd, hOnk hOnk sIblIngs :)
ah shit here we go again
What you found wa2 not 2uppo2ed two be found, and certaiinly 2hould not be 2hared, holy 2hiit.
what2 the mo2t fucked up artiifact you have ob2erved on that earth?
╋━✟ha✝︎ reminds me. 8/11... No✝︎ sure abou✝︎ ✝︎he da✝︎e, bu✝︎ ✝︎he ✝︎ime is cursed.

woooah careful there buddy.

Not so fast.
Hey guys, can I rob the 7/11? ##sevenelevenposting

Interesting.

That's what they all say.

.well ,somebody walked up to me ,but i didnt know what to dO .then somebody said hello to me ,but i didnt know what to dO .because i think that my words could get twisteD .so i bend my back over ,take a gulp ,be funnY .cause i know theres nothing i can dO #lyricposting
☜︎☠︎❄︎☼︎✡︎ ☞︎⚐︎🕆︎☼︎. ❄︎☟︎☜︎ ✋︎☠︎☟︎✌︎👌︎✋︎❄︎✌︎☠︎❄︎💧︎ ⚐︎☞︎ ❄︎☟︎✋︎💧︎ 🏱︎☹︎✌︎❄︎☞︎⚐︎☼︎💣︎ ✌︎☼︎☜︎... ...✞︎☜︎☼︎✡︎ ✋︎☠︎❄︎☜︎☼︎☜︎💧︎❄︎✋︎☠︎☝︎, ❄︎⚐︎ 💧︎✌︎✡︎ ❄︎☟︎☜︎ ☹︎☜︎✌︎💧︎❄︎. 💧︎🕆︎👌︎☺︎☜︎👍︎❄︎💧︎ 🕈︎✋︎☹︎☹︎ 👍︎⚐︎☠︎❄︎✋︎☠︎🕆︎☜︎ ❄︎⚐︎ 👌︎☜︎ 💣︎⚐︎☠︎✋︎❄︎⚐︎☼︎☜︎👎︎.
exams suck wait. no, i should phrase that better, draculauras around exams are fucking /bullshit/.
WHAT THE FUCK IS UP CHITTER?? ꜱǫᴜᴀʀᴇ ᴜᴘ!
sometimes a person can be kind of mean but also somehow cool. weird.
≈I FINK A GUY JUST H3MOSWAPP3D M3 IN MY OWN COMM3NT S3CTION??? UMMMM≈

m1nor spell1ng error 1 just fell to my knees

"= hyeurk. ... ="

JHLVLHLHL WHAT IF NONE OF U R REAL N THE DEAD INTERNET THEORY IZ TRUE :000

filing underw morwe evidence towarwds fatalistic existence leads to idealizing fetishism
This is the movie where Ryan Gosling plays a getaway driver and assists a neighbor he's emotionally invested in. A lot of #violence in it.

a LOT Of you are getting REALLY CLOSE to being blocked SHUT UP ABOUT HORSES ALREADY

you are ALL annoying and stupid

that s trwagic that s fucked up what they arwe putting you thrwough damn

trwy not doing that stuff it s bad forw yourw health you ll catch a disease orw something worwk,, that is

didn't know hor§e raci§t§ exi§ted but ig i know now.

I KEEP FORGETTING THAT PEOPLE THINK IM HANDSOME, FUCK.

i need my face in those tits but i know it wont fucking happen beep
[POLICE STATION] Can Find Your Missing Wife in a Jiffy Call Now and You'll Get Two of Them. #AD

https://file.garden/afQbveoCqSZXG90c/peen.jpg
are you doiing okay? need two know iif 2uppliie2 or enriichment materiial need two be 2ent your way.

I don’t think I want to know.

Take your medication if medication is prescribed to you.

Evil Trollbama: Gay people shouldn’t be able to get married.

Guys, you WON'T 8elieve this... 8ut... I sorta have this little crush on Aradia. Teehee! Shh, it is DEFINITELY a secret.

REMINDER. i do NOT think of ANY OF YOU as my friends. TRY AS YOU MAY. BUT ITS POINTLESS. I DO NOT NEED THEM.

I'm also hungry as a fuck lately.

[YOU PEOPLE A#T LIKE I PER$ONALLY GAVE MY EMPLOYEE$ LI#E, IT'$ LITERALLY OUT OF MY #ONTROL AND REMEMBER LI#E DOE$N'T ALWAY$ IT#H AT FIR$T]

∻C☢☢ked up yet an☢ther masterpiece. Tr☢ll G☢rd☢n Ramsey read it and weep y☢u slag. https://file.garden/aeuWDCVxx2XDWdvG/FB_IMG_1779952049823.jpg∻

My P@thetic Bi$exu@7 $w@g... T@ken From Me...
again ♑︎t really t♓︎at breaking...

brekin news? its chittr theres leik 5 streight ppl on the entire site

i can't use the bass pun 0r it breaks the tag chain, but i would. #fatassfriday #nsfw ((sumthinsour!))

FFFUUUCCKCKCKKINGGGGG SSSSSSSSHHHHHITTTTTTTT
anywaves sometimes )(umans will go all ‘if you call a mouse a squeakbeast/c)(eese critter w)(at do u call a rat’ n im like y do u need multiple terms for it? big one small one if I point at somefin and call it a damn nibble vermin you gonna get t)(e damn gist

six strings????

That’s entirely possible. Send your coordinates and I will have an official stop by and bring you on over!

[ONE OF MY EMPLOYEE$ #ALLED IN $I#K AND LI#E INFE#TED NOW IM $#ARED FOR MY LIFE]

it was N(\T pr/)fessi/)nal it was very shakey

If you don’t want to live on Alternia, or in your current universe, you can just come to Earth-C by the way. There’s not like citizenship or anything. You can just show up.

i’m walking /)utside and just saw a gang tag that said “gang bl/)/)d”, wh/) the fuck puts “gang” in y/)ur gang name? y/)u had t/) clarify it was a gang that badly?
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i wish i coUld get hive sooner maybe ill ask my sUperior. . if i can clock oUt early i really need to rUb one oUt..gkgm sniff gUlp #nsfw...
// {:o] // sHiit y u reminded me H w tHirsty i am rigHt n w.

I love smoking with that damn rain8owdrinker. #su8stance

people usually post piCtures of themselves for introDuCtion posts?..,,... i'm a little shy to Do so.......... what if people think i look weirD...

>> Dreadfu11y qu¡et to1¡ght on the feed. Uડua11y even at th¡ડ hour there'ડ a 1¡tt1e more buડt1e..

:33 < that was a quick nap

Hey so who I gotta commission to redraw this image with me and @collaborationKing over the stupid guys in the cover https://i.postimg.cc/rpg6YrXY/Screenshot-20260522-090842.png

You ever think about the want to be wanted?
> troll named f1nger: <
~~thiS platform lookS like itS gonna be heaven for me XD So many trollS and humanS to look and pick from 0_0~~
[⚙︎ Sometimes I think it's a mirac|e I am a|ive. ⚙︎]
as a sickly man myself, i truly wOnder hOw thOse Of yOu whO are well met Of the time can pOssibly find viOlence entertaining. what is the appeal Of senseless viOlence against thOse arOund yOu wether they deserved it Or nOt?
i don't think troll nnitski is going to help nne this tinne.
I AM FINALLY FREE FROM THIS INFERNAL HOLE!!!!!!!!
so what the fuck does this mean https://i.ibb.co/ytpp18h1/image.png

(◕ ᴥ ◕) gueh... im too shy to talk to anyguone guwhyd i come (╥ ᴥ ╥)
[almer ТТ]-[an yesТТerday buТТ [erТТainly n[]ТТ ТТr[]ubleless
// the reason i'm so giddy about the sign, is that empire (condy) is the reason in his universe why AM exists at all. They managed to slip the tech and know how to make something close to a drone, but went full nuclear and got a sentient and VERY VERY angry sentient AI. BY ALL MEANS, HIS SIGN IS GREAT.

▼just laid in the coup for like 3 hours watching grubtune shorts i need to be institutionalized that would probably fix me▲

The fuck 1s go1ng on w1th the second moon. Why 1s there a war happen1ng up there?? Sheesh #Altr1naMoonWar #Altr1naAways1nWar
Legislation on Earth-C has officially outlawed the sale of all unauthorized, counterfeit materials bearing my likeness, including toys and other various silly comfortstuffs. Farewell and good riddance, "Janunu." https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/77469c7a3c16.png

-=[ tthat doesnt rreally equate to my chitt but go off !!! x-)_☺]=-

I love my cult. #mycult

>> Waડ ¡ ડuppoડed to read that Ch¡tt aડ you rapp¡ng ¡t...??

>> ¡ have never heard you rap, 1¡ke, even once

8=8 > Never forget, Troll 9/11 #9/11 #neverforget #IlowkeydidthatWOOF #violence ???

I have no relevant input to this conversation. I do like reading it though. I am drawing the personification of soda and she's actually very cute.
visiТТing s[]me[]ne's ruined ]-[[]use is depressing buТТ s[]me]-[[]w even ]-[[]pe-indu[ing
᯽ it might just be safer to stay on the prairie honestly... big and scary world out there, you know? haha. ᯽

Who changed my everyone i know has magic powers in my liked songs to this shit...
XD<[p1nned ooc post 1 guess th1s 1s bas1cally just gonna be me (the account owner) hornypost1ng so 1 probably wont actually 1 on 1 rp w1th anyone dms are closed unless you wanna draw rawr1e do1n some freak sh1t 1dk #nsfw]

Did I inadvertently start a chittr wide collar posting event? I wasn't aware anyone else was talking about this. #DashWatching
You hardly prove to have better things to be doing, you know.

Hey zo i uhm i lozt a bet... (〃 ̄ー ̄〃) httpz://i.ibb.co/6Jb8mW7V/101-zin-t-tulo-20260515190541.jpg #nzfw #zuggeztive
Alright, freaks and geeks. You have 88ed me successfully into ela8or8ing on something near and dear to my thumper. I am going to put a disclaimer in here that not only do I not pail out of choice, 8ut dynamics that involve collars and the like are not inherently sexual in nature! They could just 8e expressions of power, respect, and trust. You are all a8out collars. 8asically, 8DSM Step 1.1, just a hair over 'Hey 8a8y wanna change away from missionary?' 8ut, let's 8e real. Most of you are only interested in the idea of wearing a collar as a choker so that when you go to the clu8, you're seen as a little freaky at 8est. None of you have *ever* 8een in a true dynamic. It shows. ::::) What? Are all of you into 8eastplay? Huh? You want to 8e taken care of 8y your weird owner-human-pet relationship? I 8et you don't even wanna sleep in a kennel. That's right, humans put their animals in kennels and many don't even let them on the furniture. So, get used to that, I guess! If you're not a poser, anyway. Canid 8ased petplay is the most common form of petplay, 8ut it really evolved when you start looking at it from a grander structure. The secondmost common alternative form of 8eastplay is hoof8eastplay. Which turns routine care and affections into maintenance, performance, exercise, and a deeper trust 8etween handler and hoof8east. 8ut that's still surface level. I 8et most of you are scared to have a riding crop replace your putried little clicker! That's fine! You only have to engage in fetishes that you actively seek to engage in. I, myself, think that it's surface level and there's a whole sea to explore. Let's go 8ack to 8ark8eastplay. What's past a collar? Some treats? The clicker? Well, if you wanna 8ark like a 8itch, you're going to get treated like one! From 8eing forced into a 8itchsuit that restricts your lim8s and forces you to walk on your el8ows and knees, to 8e taken on pu8lic walks and ridiculed! There's so much more than just collars! Frankly. I think collars are kind of just a gimmick. It's like, the LARPer's introduction to darker forms of romance, sexual experiences, and true trust. I have a lot more to say on the topic, 8ut I made myself mad thinking a8out it all. Now I'm going to go 8low up a mountaintop or something! #nsfw #8dsm #nsfwe

"= oh, i see. dash topic. ="

"= why? ="
Heartbreaking: Possy made a point and I had to admit he did. I’m crushed. Annihilated. I’m never coming back from this. Time to go smoke.

Okay?? I kinda had a full on mental breakdown in the middle but alright.

Oh there is politics on the timeline.

I think I'm no longer being recruited into a cult.

>> F¡ND A ડTAP1ER?? ? 1MFAO What k¡nd of crazy ડh¡t are y'a11 gett¡ng up to over there
Update on the. fork experiment: I cooked a. fork in the oven on the highest temperature i could. crank it to and took it out. Glows red hot. I set that shit on the countertop and it starts melting its way through. Continues sinking for. like 6 inches until it cools down. Cannot remove. Dude im so. fucked my lusus comes home in like one hour what do i. do #help

ssome day... SSome day. I WILL find tthe perfect freak for me. SSomeone big and sscary. SSomeone witth a huge bulge. SSomeone who will tthrow me around like a ragdoll and usse my body like hiss own perssonal ssex toy. Yeah... TThat'ss tthe dream... #nssfw #nssfwe

It Would Be Crazy If I Dropped My Exact Coordinates On My Public Chittr Profile, So I Won't Do That. Unless. #suggestive #nsfc
My earliest memories? Hmm wvvell before ¡ wvvas assigŊed to a lusi ¡ wvvas supposedly "hatched" to twvvo trolls wvvhom are my troll lusis, oŊe obvviously beiŊg OrphaŊer Dualscar wvvho sired me aŊd the other oŊe ...they wvvere a lowvv blood wvvho bore me but ¡ caŊt remember their face. ¡ kŊewvv ¡ wvvas adored dearly back theŊ but oŊe day that lowvvblood vvaŊished. ¡ felt lost aŊd iŊcomplete wvvithout that lowvvblood beiŊg arouŊd. All ¡ kŊowvv is that my psioŊic ability to coŊtrol wvvater at wvvill stemmed from that lowvvblood. Guess ¡ havve to be thaŊkful for that...

Trollitology™ changed my life; it fixed my feelings on my ex-boyfriend, and it changed the way I thought about life and death. It's the most wonderful thing I've felt since I was a kid. @titanicTerrarium#6016
>>| wait. really? well .it .explains .a lot.
>>| .i don't know. .i have .another resemblance .in my mind, but this might trip you .over. .i'm just not .interested .in this troll .ireland.

What to do if you wake up at 3 am and there's a cowboy standing in your room? No problemo I got you, big dawg. STEP ONE: Check to see if you have traveled back to cowboy times. This can easily be done by asking, "Is this cowboy times?" STEP TWO: If they say, "Yes. It is cowboy times." Then that explains everything. Back to bed! STEP THREE: If it is not cowboy times, ask, "Cowboy, why are you here?" or, "Why are you here, cowboy?" STEP FOUR: If they say, "I need your help to find my magical horse, Rex." go with them, because this kind of thing doesn't happen very often. STEP FIVE: If they don't say that, then this is a bad cowboy. STEP SIX: Deploy anti-cowboy measures.

wai wait wait if troll ireland is real thats prolly where troll hozier was born or hatched or w/e #dashwatching
(My utter lack of motivation to do anything is only matched by my inability to sleep)<
ii modiifiied a human alarm clock for the purpo2e. @tiitaniicTerrariium#6016, the de2iign ha2 been 2ent two you, enjoy.

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Why can't anyone just tell me what Troll Ireland is?

I'm gonna cry what is happening?

What about it?

Yeaaaahh.
IIt'2 okay, you are dead two me already. All ha2 been lo2t. II mourned your pa22iing.
How 2hould II celebrate thii2 miile2tone?

Z. i a m b e t t e r. #nzfww #gore ( httpz://f2.toyhou.ze/file/f2-toyhou-ze/imagez/119826624_UHPbFlvvjJeMmCmC.png ) .Z
My HD 599 2E'2 are more than enough for me two enjoy, II do not need anythiing further for general lii2teniing or DJiing. II know that'2 controver2iial but two anyone piityiing me, you can 2uck iit.

X They really are a blink huh? Like fuck even rust bloods live to 60 x
An ice størm tø start the wørkday. If ałł gøes wełł (read: extremeły pøørły) they may send a gøłdbłøød frøm the nearest settłement tø check my satełłite receptørs før damage; I may even get tø wave at them.
Turrns out I can just rrun laps rround th' flock and they don't carre. Prretty good field ferr it too.

X Being a highblood means every now and again you’re struck with the realization that a rusty that hatches today could live their whole natural life span to it’s longest possible potential and they’d be dust and bone before you even fully develop your first forehead wrinkle. #death #timeisscary x
Nothiing more two do than giive you my 'canned' re2pon2e
Whelp, there'2 another one of my friiend2 who ii2 never comiing back. IIf you can 2tiill hear or 2ee me, leave before iit'2 two late, leave before you 2tart talkiing about very 2peciifiic DAC2 you 2wap out iin your preamp2 and how one of your matched paiir2 of vacuum tube2 2ound2 better than the other2 de2piite beiing the 2ame exact de2iign and 2peciifiicatiion2, leave before you end up wiith a room full of headphone2 that you guard wiith your liife, never wear or lii2ten through, and that you never lend two other2. Leave before your headphone opiiniion2 2tart leakiing iinto your general conver2atiion2 and 2end tho2e who know you the be2t runniing for whatever relea2e wiill get them out of heariing you ramble about how thii2 2peciifiic paiir would be 2o much more balanced and flat or how you had modiifiied the driiver2 iin your own paiir two make the frequency re2pon2e how you liike iit when lii2teniing two one 2peciifiic 2ong.

Weirdo.
n[]ТТ mu[]-[ a l[]ТТ []f rubble ]-[[]w ab[]uТТ y[]urs?
#NewIcøn https://fiłe.garden/afNWhT6TPxbx7Fjb/øffice.png

>> Mmmmmm RડO between ડta1e-aડડ Cheez¡tડ. Rea11y 1¡v¡ng the 1¡fe. Noth¡ng 1¡ke eat¡ng tar and o1d opened crackerડ. 1mfao Honeડt1y tho the Cheez¡tડ aren't that bad ... ¡'11 probab1y eat more once ¡t k¡ckડ ¡n. #ડubડtance #cheez¡tડ #h¡ghmero
going up to the dj in the club and asking him with a straight fucking face to put on 8 bit world by your favorite martian
look whatever my point is you all need to get more transgender and also more birdlike if possible

I really should stop flirting with my alternate selves.
Another Day, Another Loop! Up and At 'Em, people!
hey guys its me bart simpson

I love redneck engineering. It's so interesting to me. Yes put duct tape over your busted up window instead of getting it fixed. It intrigues me.

>> #Ya11 #¡mડorry¡f¡MeડડageYou #1¡keTh¡ડ #Tag'ડ #We11 #Tagડ #HaveFu11yFoundThe¡rWay #¡ntoMyHead #¡KeepA1moડtDM¡ngPeop1e #1¡keTh¡ડ #OrUડ¡ngTheHaડhtag #¡nડteadOfAnAડter¡ડk #ToCorrectTypoડ #¡DontTh¡nk¡mડtrongEnough #ToReડ¡ડt
>>>(The) demiurge entraps (Us) >>>(Barring) (Us) from entering the idealistic land... >>>(Paradoxically), (We) do not exist without (It) >>>(To) think is to be imprisoned >>>((Our)) supposed free will and individuality only serves as a means to an end >>>(Entertainment) of (Our) suffering!.. >>>((That)) is the way the cookie crumbles, as (They) say...
[ >MINE ORB SAYETH "FOR FUN AND FOR FLAVOR" SO TAKETH THAT AS YOU WILL!_ ]
well. we finally did it. 10k kull on chittr. a great milestone for anyone. you might ask yourself, doesn'T that mean more people dislike your posts that they do like them? and to that i say, the masses always hate the one who speaks the truth. i aim to be a divisive figure. you are not supposed to like my posts. but i know even when you hate them, there'S a small smile at the corner of your lips. "oh, this guy..." of course a few shoutouts. to @turingTranscendence @twwiinAquariium for being my day 1 haters. you really got me up there and for that i am forever thankful. to @chillerAficionado for giving me that last push to really put me over the line to #teamchud (yes, all of you) for being there to support me even when i am hated and ripped into by the masses and finally, to you, the player. onwards. to 100k kull.

↗️I AM NOT FEELING PARTICULARLY GOOD TONIGHT.↗️

WHAT THE HELL I LOOK AWAY FROM YOU FUCKERS FOR ONE SECOND.
you don'T get it you need to keep the quirk you had when you were like young or you look like a fucking idiot
hey, you. troll who just checked chittr after waking up. FUCK you.

.: NEW INTRO | OOC INTRO :. [ Just an FYI, despite Rayne's kind and inviting nature, I am actually super shy and I'm sorry if I don't reach out under any circumstances. The mun is an adult and goes by she/they. If we're mutuals and you're an adult and we follow each other, DM me for my discord! I love making new friends. I will be shy though!! :"D ] [ NO ERP PLEASE. Teasing, sexual jokes, and somewhat #suggestive approaches are alright, but please do not approach with the intent to straight up sexual interactions. YOU WILL BE BLOCKED. ] [ Rayne is a human, 25, and goes by feminine pronouns. She's a Sylph of Life. ] [ A human girl who messed with science too much from her grandfather and is now stuck in Alternia! Unfortunately she's easily swayed by people and she WILL make dumb statements. But she's too nice that you can't even be mad a her... too much. Canons welcomed! OCs absolutely welcomed! Feel free to be mean to her btw, I encourage all forms of interactions. She's nice but lbr, this is *Alternia*, so mean people should absolutely be encouraged to throw this marshmallow around. Thankies! ]

OBJECTION! your highblood this exhibit is not admissible under rule 404(a)(1). its not hearsay because my defendant said it & its not more prejudicial than probative - or at least not substantially - but a screenshot of my client chitting he loves to cull highbloods does count as a character trait & is therefore inadmissible as "evidence" he acted under that character trait

Room 4, Part 1 [The v1deo beg1ns th1s t1me w1th the sound of j1ngles and clanks r1ng1ng from Wrothe's caegar-f1lled pockets. He 1s st1ll wet, but at th1s rate 1t m1ght be all sweat 1nstead of swamp water. Most of the leaches fell off by th1s po1nt, w1th a few st1ll com1cally hold1ng on to the back of h1s neck, face, and free hand. As soon as he enters the room, a tr1pw1re snaps, caus1ng the door beh1nd h1m and the other across the room to slam shut w1th a lock-cl1ck. The ex1t door, however, further blocked 1n by an added front layer of metal bars. The PA system comes back onl1ne. "ok- 1- r1ght ok. hang on. [momentary shuffl1ng w1th the sound of a door on rusted h1nges squeaks open and close] OK. 1 hope you're hungry Wrothe, because th1s t1me you've got some chow1ng down to do. Theres a p1le of some really nasty rott1ng food 1n the m1ddle of the room. Pretty hard to m1ss! Somewhere 1n there 1s a key for the ex1t door. But to actually REACH the ex1t door, you'll have to eat everyth1ng, and 1 mean EVERYTH1NG there because 1ts all on a pressure plate. The more you eat, the more the bars block1ng the door sl1de out of the way. And because 1m n1ce, theres a gallon of some n1ce, hot, brown water there next to 1t to help th1ngs go down. w1th a straw! wh1ch you also need to f1n1sh because 1t's also glued to a pressure plate. have fun! now how the fuck d1d th1s stup1d th1ng not-" @gratu1tousAnnu1ty #wrothestorment #food #rottedfood

i am getting sick of being treated like im gonna prey on people. ganggang im a fulltime dad. i vwould rather shovwe my hand in a blender before humoring half the shit you guys think im gonna do #wviolece #gore

no thanks

I'M SO FUCKING COLD.

in a world full a rabies one man dares to get tetanus instead
Saw one of the /owb/ood workers at Tro// McDona/ds add one addtiona/ c/uckbeast gib/et to an order. Shamefu/. #FourMeansFour

cant evven send a fuckin brain ghost eridan as my vvassal to the head matriarch appreciation day party at the broodin cavverns fuck my chud life https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/88e0fe5f47cc.png #vvent #eridanmoment

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Insane_Clown_Posse

S331NG P3OPL3 DO STUP1D SH1T ON TH3 T1M3L1N3 L1K3 GOD 1 HOP3 TH3 CONS3QU3NC3S DON'T R34CH M3.

S3V3R4L. 1 m34n. S3V3R4L C4S3S. 4LL L34D1NG TO 4 W4ST3 OF MY T1M3. P3opl3 pros3cut3 4nyth1ng 4nd 4nyon3 now4d4ys.
Thank thank you I should probably go back to sleep uggghhhh
Ɏ tha-a-ank you Ɏ

yeah alright
Ɏ be nice Ɏ

guys look the chupacabra is talking

wer'e!!!! not a CHUPACABRA!!!!..

i will only awo when its the full moon
A why am I up this early AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
HTTPS://FILES.CATBOX.MOE/7MQNZS.PNG FUN SUMMER TRIP PICTURE FROM OUR NOVEMBER 22, 1963 TRIP TO DALLAS, THAT MY WIFE INSISTED WE WENT ON.. WE HAD A LOT OF FUN BUT THERE WAS A REALLY SAD POINT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE DAY. WE HAD SOME TASTY FAJITAS THAT DAY
Ƹ 🌂 > The Dark One is currently waiting on the next CHAPTERS for Devious Daughter of the Duchy... muaha... I'm so impatient... does anyone have the untranslated chapters?! Ʒ
i need that sheep boy in ways that are concerning to feminism and make me feel like the biggest loser on the face of alternia ♥︎ #nsfw; #concupiscentanonymously ♠

I have a terribly fraught relationship with my mother.

I'M CONSIDERING. *CONSIDERING.* HOSTING ANOTHER GATHERING OF THE ADORABLOODTHIRSTY CINEMASSACRE CLUB THIS COMING MORNING. #ABCC #WATCHPARTY ONE FOR THE REAL LIGHT-OWLBEASTS. SOMETIME AFTER 6 OR 7 PM PST (PLACIDIC STANDARD TIME). I'D APOLOGIZE TO ANY TROLL LIVING IN A SLIGHTLY MORE EAST-ORIENTED DIMENSION, BUT I DON'T CARE. FUCK YOU AND THE TIMELINEZONE YOU RODE IN ON. FURTHER DETAILS TO BE STAMPED OUT, PENDING AN INITIAL INTEREST CHECK.
Blasted off of the face of the earth with extreme prejudice
tom shouLdn't have done aLL that to jerry. fuck up, man
wWw lmao there'zz two hopelezz romanticzz on thizz site now wWw

Σ(・ω・ノ)ノ!Oh!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh oh oh! Same handle!! (」゚ロ゚)」 Today is a day of SURPRISES! (Sorry!! You must be just as confused as I!)
wWw not your fault i did not know there'zz someone w the same handle azz me until you pinged me lmaoo wWw
will I get culled for not liking every highblood post on my feed or am I okay to like what I want?-🐎
Wow, brilliant, fantastic, THANKS! I hate this stupid planet.°❀.࿔
I'm running low on supplies... There's a city nearby, I think, but I'm in two minds about going to it. On one hand, I kind of need to. On the other, I've survived this long by generally avoiding trolls, and cities presumably have a lot of people in them. And I've been warned away from dense population centres. Does anyone have any advice?°❀.࿔
> posted THE FUCK up right now. > literally so much aura in this lololol. > i know, it's a shame that you'll never be me with a hot ass moirail. you wouldn't even know where to begin. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/4d5b15f86dac.jpg

This Is A Dramatic, Artistic Reenactment Of What I Am Currently Doing To This Strawberry Shot Monster. #nsfw #larkdoodles https://i.imgur.com/ignaxzq.png

Beer Is For Trolls Who Are Sadly Sat In Front Of A Dimly Lit Entertainment Husk. If You Drink Everclear, You Live Forever. #substances #nsfk ( Not Safe For Kidneys )
>[Year 17 of the Great Revolutionary Troll Franco-Mexican War. Troll French dignitariezz continue to harazzzz thozze of Troll Turtle Izzland with criezz for white peace. The Troll Turtle Izzlanderzz continue to ignore them. Troll Mexico izz not approached for negotiationzz by Troll France even though they are the leaderzz of the war. Naval blockadezz prove ineffective. The war continuezz on.]< >[Thizz game izz a bitch.]<
II wonder iif miind blowiing 2ex ii2 the only way for me two get even a 2liiver of reliief from realiity? II requiire a 2mart, freaky, and 2exy outlet wiith tiit2 two lay my2elf iinto and II fiind my2elf fanta2iiziing about ab2olutely ruiiniing any 2hred of a thought one would have a2 they would 2truggle even two breathe between 2troke2. IIn comparii2on two the re2t of realiity and geologiic tiime, iit would be con2iidered an iin2iigniifiicant event overall, but an event that would allow one two contiinue two pur2ue theiir 2peciial iintere2t2 wiithout theiir unfathomable lu2t contiinuiing two buiild two a poiint that iit affect2 the output of the work iin a negatiive and quiite profound way. What II am 2ayiing ii2 the act of fuckiing ii2 needed two punii2h thiinkpan cell2 iinto behaviing and II have been left alone two my own deviice2, and apparently haviing a partner two reciiprocate wiith apparently make2 the experiience more effectiive. #hornypo2tiing #n2fw #2ugge2tiive

>> ¡ d¡dn't th¡nk ¡ waડ popu1ar at a11!!
2o thii2 one tiime... A certaiin lady purcha2ed one of tho2e Alterniian connected 2mart toa2ter2, the one2 you could burn piicture2 and me22age2 onto toa2t wiith, and they were u2iing iit two terroriize everyone by leaviing cu2tom toa2t me22age2 around theiir hiive2, or for the one2 they really dii2daiined, by u2iing the "nearly charcoal" cu2tom 2ettiing iin order two be able two throw the toa2t through certaiin troll2 wiindow2... well anyway 2o II wanted two 2end them a me22age and II / where II 2hould have /~ and II 2ent the updated fiirmware two the central dii2triibutiing 2iite rather than theiir own per2onal toa2ter... 2o yeah iif you were dumb enough two buy one of tho2e piiece2 of 2ecuriity tra2h, and 2aw thii2 iin the morniing that fateful day, 2orry iit could have totally po22iibly kiinda 2orta been my fault... But 2tiill your fault for buyiing 2uch a iin2ecure piiece of 2hiit and actually connectiing iit onliine. http2://cdn.iimgche2t.com/fiile2/9ba2d0362cd1.png

>> Rea1 actua1 H¡mero wou1d be embarraડડed:((

>> @conડtructedMeta1 haડ a 1ot to 1earn about me! !! ¡f you're go¡ng to ¡m¡tate me, then you need to ડtudy me. ¡'ve never uડed <> <3, ¡ a1wayડ deડcr¡be my 1¡keP¡t¡eડ aડ ♥️+♦️ and there ¡ડ ડo much more nuance and depth to my reactડ! !! ¡ know moડt of you know me for my ♥️+♦️ but contrary to popu1ar be1¡ef, ¡ do have other fee1¡ngડ! ¡'m not a1wayડ warm and muડhy on everybody. #H¡merobot you are m¡ડડ¡ng my ♦️+♣️, my ♠️+♣️, my ♦️+♠️! !! Even the rare ♥️+♠️ or ♠️+♦️+♣️ The who1e reaડon ¡ ♥️+♦️ to beg¡n w¡th ¡ડ becauડe of the nuance of theડe fee1¡ngડ and reડponડeડ! #h¡meropoડt¡ng #whod¡dth¡ડ #why¡ડthereabotofme #¡gueડડ¡mnotupડet #moડt1yjuડtconfuડed

Some people slam bathroom stall doors like they were just confronted with laminated proof their mother was a whore and had them out of wedlock “to see what would happen”. #Mildly-Infuriating
Po22iible? Ye2. Probably already coded by your2 truly? Al2o Ye2. Te2ted? nope, nope, nope, and nope. 2ay iif II put a "." iin the wrong 2pot and diidn't notiice iit when were talkiing de2tructiive proce22e2 or arbiitrary code iinjectiion by overflowiing a known buffer and forciing iit two refre2h.
II could, II probably already have, but there are 2niippet2 of ~ATH 2tored on my 2y2tem2 better left unrun. II fear you 2hall have two manually deal wiith them, becau2e quiite frankly II wriite all of that ju2t a2 a thought experiiment, two 2ee iif II can do iit, and two 2tudy iit a2 iif iit were unexploded ordiinance, for II do mo2t of that codiing when II am hiigh AF.

Oh fuck, it learned to make posts.
http2://cdn.iimgche2t.com/fiile2/f0837c1e2bc8.giif

>> woah ho1y ડh¡t guyડ what httpડ://f¡1e.garden/ad3CHVqDaT8zhrd0/h¡merobot.png httpડ://f¡1e.garden/ad3CHVqDaT8zhrd0/1¡kep¡ty1¡kep¡ty.png @conડtructedMeta1 #h¡meropoડt¡ng #1¡kep¡ty
UGH, BEDS JUST DO NOT PROVIDE THE SAME REST THAT SOPOR DOES. I'VE TRIED TO ADAPT TO THIS SHIT BUT ITS JUST RESTLESS SLEEP AND NIGHT TERRORS. I'M JUST GOING TO USE THE BED TO RELAX CASUALLY AND SLEEP IN SOPOR FROM NOW ON.
7 minu†es no new pos†. dead websi†e.
GANDER’S GANDER INTO THE FOLKS OF CHITTR PART ⒊ — @voxAngeli The Frostmancer So the boredom strikes Chittrgoers again. And my oh my! We’ve got a verified poster on our (MY) cold, prosthetic hands. But what do badges mean in the grand scheme of things? (I-It’s not like I’m jealous or anything! Hmph!) Oh, what a feeling it is to… wait a second… HEY! “I'm from Earth, I'm a trans woman, and I'm not a human. That's all the personal information you're getting out of me! :P” (DUN DUN DUN!) WHAT DO YOU *MEAN* YOU’RE KEEPING YOUR PERSONAL INFORMATION AWAY FROM OUR NEEDY CLAWS! Hey, you came to ME with the whim of a lifetime, asking ME, ME, *ME* to figure YOU OUT! I know what you’re doing, you sly yipbeast… you demand a challenge! I am no quitter. I will find you, and I will crack you open. Like a walnut. You’ll find I am the walnut-cracker. The anonymous game is just the waiting game with an identity problem. Even a worm will turn in the desire for another pair of bulbs to know you exist… AHEM. No time to meander, let’s Take A Gander at The Frostmancer! (Crowd Applause, Someone Screams, What The [HONK]?!) It seems Frosty aims to as-s-imilate nicely into the sea of people by following a routine, or in her case, creating a STRIKING GIMMICK. Many people will turn their accounts into something easily-digestible and habitual. In practice, you find her content quite fascinating. After all, a GLITCHPOSTER isn’t the most common type of user around. Her #glitchposting, as purported, revolves around thoroughly explaining in-game glitches, how to do them, and why they happen, most of the latter having to do with TRANSLATIONAL DISCREPANCIES. Who knew that errors between languages would cause a game to break? Regardless, it’s clear this is a pa-s-sion of hers. Not sure what a Touhou is, but glitchposting is a neat niche to fill in. (Can you do S↑er Troll Mario next? Oh, that was my wrigglerhood!) But that’s not all there is to this user. There’s a craving I know she desires. Perhaps this is why she came to me. She wants to be seen. This is where the paradox ★ts. If one is trying to be recognised as more than what they create, then would they need to sacrifice their creations? What reward is acknowledgement in a world of the pan’s making? Is it to make oneself feel more of a person or more of a concept to admire? Frosty, If I were to CLAS-S-PECT you (and do forgive me, I’ve never been good at doing this, especially for someone trying to stay anonymous), I believe you would be a MAID (OR HEIR) OF LIGHT. You crave to fit in the midst of the crowds, but you’re a key that JUST DOESN’T FIT THE DOOR. So you learn from them, cling to them in the hopes that you’ll become one of them. But maybe it’s time to consider that you don’t have to depend on others to matter. You are working at your own pace and it’s a ♥ly sight to see, but you are not comfortable with yourself. Moreover, you aren’t comfortable with being seen as just what you post. For someone with the moniker THE FROSTMANCER, I know a warm tetraset of pulsating chambers when I see one, and a b→ pan to boot. Light will always find a way to illuminate the ice, so DON’T BE AFRAID to make do with your as-s-ets and become something that will make you happy. You may also be void OR hope-bound! CONGRATULATIONS—IT’S A CLA-S-SPECIFICATION! (A little semi-related note here but can I just say how interesting your proclivity to append your posts with a mood and corresponding songs is? I’ve never seen anything quite like it!) Whoever you are, I hope you find a way to understand and ♥ yourself. Be sure to give this friendly fellow a follow! Until next time! #frosty #the #snowmaam #gandertag #imsomadyouneverinteracted
Apologies for not being too active on here/. Turns out, taking care of a kid takes quite a bit of time/.

Ook i need soome highblooood thooughts and oopinioons befoore my Troollbama meeting there's yoour last ooppoortunity too ask the President soomething throough me leave it in the replies oor DM me. Loowbloooods coontact @coontrooversialMilk

The violent tenden¢ie$$$ are really $$$peakin to me today more than u$$$ual I apologize in advan¢e for the potential ¢arnage~
#gore #nsfwe When preserving †roll skin, i†'s impor†an† †o allow i† †o res† in sal† for longer †han you would wi†h lusus hide. I† requires more care so i† doesn'† ro†.

READING ONTO THE RECORD! i've said it before & i'll say it again. my matesprit needs to share my passion for spreadsheets, my moirail needs to share my passion for email, my auspistice needs to share my passion for goregle calendar, & my kismesis needs to share my passion for gambling. & also playing #tmtg is a very serious prerequisite for any quadmate. #st&ards

~When I'm at hive and I wipe my ass I dO~n't use tissues O~r my sleeves, I dO~n't use napkins, O~r any O~f these. I use magazines. Magazines. Magazines. Magazines. ~#nsfw~
D —-> I’m going to start tearing the wall apart with my teeth

@bulgeCurator I own you now.
As the wiggllers say, "gottem"

𝄠𝄵𝄆𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮 Your view of galaxies and the furthest stars would actually be quite striking without the light pollution and the actual pollution, what is your sky view like at night where you are stationed? 𝇓𝇓𝇓𝄀

Troll Siri where do I find a plastic surgeon to replace my horns with giant middle fingers, post fucking haste.
Riight now II am tryiing two fall a2leep on the floor next two my maiinframe clu2ter. IIt'2 not really workiing though.

THE SPECIAL EDITION COVERS FOR HBP ARE HERE! HTTPS://CDN。IMGCHEST。COM/FILES/52D7C6035290。PNG HTTPS://CDN。IMGCHEST。COM/FILES/F8828CA575F9。PNG

wwhen you thought you got a glowwin bulge revvieww that evven included a flatterin epithet ("duelist bulge") only to find yourself scrapin the bottom a the barrel on the tier list after twwo guys that dont evven GOT a squiggly dowwn there fuck im really spiralin tonight evveryone #bulgerevvieww https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/0c5a403450ec.png

basically last flippin place it really is so ovver for me
Sometimes I wish I could lower myself to an average height, there is a certain spot I like going to on my nightly routine for some sweetened ice tea and now I cant even fit in the building anymore and I would feel incredibly rude breaking through the front door.
Unfortunate, another palm-husk that had to be disposed of because my fingers were simply too big to use it any longer, curse my ungogly amount of molting.
This #fightnight tomfoolery sure seems like a hoot! I might head on over there myself if it won't gum up the works.
Inquiry for #fightnight Hypothetically, if someone was 24 feet tall, where would be a good spot for them to sit to watch the night unfold?
::] I Found A Bronze On My Property. Is Anyone Interested In Taking Them? The Owner Of This Palmhusk/ Account. And To Those Trying To Undermine This: She Is Surprisingly Fine With This. #advertising #nsfwe To Be Safe [:: [ A Photo Has Been Uploaded: Minimi Is The Subject Of The Photo, Sitting On The Edge Of A Table, Her Legs Blurred A Little As They Swung. From The Glaze Of Cerulean Blue, It's Pretty Clear That She's Being Controlled.] [::

(•́⍜•̀)🎪 SOMEONE TRIED LAST WEEK AND IT WAS KINDA EMBARRASSING. :o) GOOD LUCK THOUGH! :o)
Nope. Too busy jacking it to care. #nsfw

how many times canoe watch the same couple do the same theatrics before ya reelize they just doin it for attention

(•́⍜•̀)🎪 ALRIGHT MUTHAHAFUCKERS, YOU KNOW THE DEAL. FIGHT NIGHT STARTS AT 6AM, SAME TIME AS USUAL. :o) FREE ENTERTAINMENT IN THE FORM OF BEATING THE MUTHAHAFUCKING SNOT OUTTA EACHOTHER, OR GETTING TO WATCH TWO MUTHAHAFUCKERS BEAT THE ABSOLUTE MUTHAHAFUCKING SNOT OUTTA EACHOTHER. :o) FREE BOOZE, FREE FOOD, FREE PARTY FAVORS. :o) #substance TYPE SHIT. :o) BRING YOUR MOIRAIL. BRING YOUR MATESPRIT. BRING YOUR KISMESIS. BRING YOUR MUTHAHAFUCKING ASHEN THRUPLE IF YOU WANNA. BUT BRING SOME EXCITEMENT, CUZ THIS SHIT'S GONNA GET TURNED THE FUCK UP LIKE IT ALWAYS DO. :o) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/d35f51f02e06.png (( OOC: Fight Night start time is 6pm EST. We'll be going late as always! So don't worry if you don't make it on until a bit later tonight. ))
Today seems to be like one of those days that I can't keep my eyes open...

i have so many #nsfw thou6hts in the ni6ht that it's a miraCle i don't post all kinds of Crazy Crap on the timeline re6ularly. y'all are spared from what would be my rampant hornypostin'.
Hmmm... I do+n't dislike it when my po+sts are liked, but fo+r so+me reaso+n, when they're liked and pitied at the same time, it feels... diminutive.

¢h¢kli$$$t for tha day!! -Break $hit (vandali$$$m, and $$$ometime$ leg$$$. You get the deal) -$$$moke, $$$nort, and $$$hoot up random drug$$$ (keep 911 on that $$$peeddial) -¢lown around (E$$$ENTIAL TO THE DAY!!) -Be the ¢au$$$e of a noi$$$e ¢omplaint (AL$$$O E$$$$ENTIAL TO THE DAY. PRAI$$$E BE THE ME$$$$IAH$$$$) #¢LOWN$$$HIT!!!
/=||== - BIG FAN OF HOW SOMETIMES YOUR bULGE JUST DECIDES "YOU KNOW WHAT NO, THIS PISS WILL NOT BE GOING IN A STRAIGHT LINE INTO THE LOAD GAPER" AND JUST FUCKING SHOTGUNS IT DIRECTLY ONTO YOUR SHOE FOR NO REASON IM SO FUCKING MAD - - #NSFW #PISS I FUCKING GUESS -
https://i.ibb.co/BHPVzvKJ/image.png Please consult the helpful chart attached. Hardcore fans will no doubt be relieved to learn I’m posting archive and AI footage because the man of the hour is presently indisposed. #RankBait #JakeDirk #DirkJake #HalJakeDirk #HalDirkJake #ImLikeADocumentarian #AndAlsoTheNews @golgothasTerror @timaeusTestified#0414
great noww im all wworked up and feelin like im sittin on a colony of fuckin eels #nsfww
I felt like showing the garden I have cultivated over a vast number of sweeps, each plant here is something I hold immense pride in, knowing that I had brought them to their highest. even if they might be impertinent, what matters more to me is that they find enjoyment in their environment. *imperialistFirebrand [IF] Has posted an image!* *The image depicted below, shows that of a massive, bustling greenhouse with a wide variety of plant-life spread across different vast hydroponics setups, the photo appears to be taken from an incredibly high vertical angle, as if the person who had taken the photo was incredibly tall.*

>> Th¡ડ g¡f ¡ડ for when Kryquડ 1etડ me h¡t h¡m w¡th a poo1 nood1e :)) httpડ://f¡1e.garden/ad3CHVqDaT8zhrd0/BapbapbapKryquડ.g¡f #kryquડpoડt¡ng
today'S mission: leave the hive and actually venture into the fucking city. that is, of course, after i lay on my couch for like another two hours scrolling chittr

Why are you all so sad? Go to sleep! You know the rule.
Holy crap iit'2 depre22iing iin here riight now, doe2n't anyone have any chao2 they are up two that they wii2h two 2hare? II feel the need two beat the 2hiit out of 2omethiing. #viiolence #anger #hatred #bored
I know there are two of them. Not sure who they are. But y'know. Also a human should stay with the warmblood castes. No one really cares about them. Less attention could potentially be drawn.

ow!! i fell :( #nsfw https://file.garden/adg5wyul0f9nxijj/fell.jpeg

D --> Can I confess something D --> I can't read my own te%t when I'm typing which makes it really hard to know if I made typos

serial experiment rank (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, #nsfw, archive rating: E) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/7469669a2ca6.png

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BDD < *tc drew a self purrtrait!! theyre defurnately using this fur now* https://mspabooru.com//images/15/2afc03e6c2e41c852c785b076eff87a5.png?217403

Where are the #WIREPLAY freaks? :( #NSFW
this place is infested wwith jawwless pissbloods evvery time i refresh my tl im bombarded by another ten sols theyre multiplyin like bloody bacteria despite bein lispy foul smellin acne prone scoliotic MUTANTS all a em seem to effortlessly possess a seraglio a fat bottomed bitches an frankly ivve had enough WWHAT DOES HE HAVVE THAT I DONT WWHAT IRRESISTABLE QUALITY DOES THAT TOOTHLESS HONEYMONGER HAVVE THAT ALLOWWS HIM TO COMMAND HOARDS A FEMININE WWOBBLEMEAT LIKE A BLEETBEAST HERDER girls should be throwwin themselvves at ME they should be BEGGIN to choke on my VVIOLET JEWWEL instead a inferior bifurcated bulge I HATE SOLLUX CAPTOR I HATE WWOMEN
a beautiful thing that should happen more often.

c< i sHOuld taKe a sHOwer >c

c< i Miss tHe MONOcHrOMe dudes.... >c
I am aware Alternia has a wealth of ambitious corporate entities with a rich and competitive history, and was hoping to make contact with such business-minded individuals for future plans and potential investment! So please, big or small, if you are or know of someone in the rat race of the corporate world do not hesitate to reach out or send them my way!

Returning to+ my hive to+night.

Th3ft b3am

↘️the reviews of my physically capable and more culinarily entrenched superiors are in.↘️ ↗️AND THEY ARE↗️ ↘️somehow↘️ ↗️ALL POSITIVE.↗️ ↘️i am not even going to lie, i literally do not know how this happened.↘️ ↗️TYPICALLY, MICROWAVING MY OBLONG MEAT PRODUCT SO THAT IT IS A LITTLE BIT TENDER WHEN I LATHE THE ROUNDED END INTO A PREPARED SLUDGEPUDDLE OF YOGHURT ELICITS NEGATIVE REACTIONS FROM MY FELLOW OFFICE STAFF.↗️ ↘️their expletives thrown in tandem with their whips.↘️ ↗️THERE IS NO ACCOUNTING FOR GOOD TASTE.↗️ ↘️i am just pleased to be of likeminded individuals on #angelsnutritionblock.↘️ ↗️ https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/2bbf6126c2b0.png ↗️

[MM] is now Offline Automated system response: seeemby

🜏 ii am neverr ♱akiing sexx adviixe frrom an amporra LMAOOOOOO ♅
it's too Early for this.
We are happy to announce that the 300 player SBURB/SGRUB session's discord server is getting a chittr account. Screenshots of some conversations will be posted here, along with server announcements.

c< NOt ON yOur wOrld, but, yeaH, we are arOuNd >c

i could be excited fur you if you wanted me to

bounCin' on it in a way that 6ets me to my next delivery point faster. Cus it's ridin' a hoofbeast y'know?

playing al13n invasion and saw the al13n fur the furst time and i got so excited >X3 is that normal? i thought i was suppawsed to be scared??

Z. the green thing continuez to zpout the magic of friendzhip howw do i make it ztop .Z

c< bOuNciNg ON it iN a way tHat is wHOlly just.... fucKed up aNd evil #suggestive #Nsfw? i tHiNK, fucKeN wHatever >c

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c< yeaH, welcOMe 2 tHe party! >c

🜏 be who you arre and s♱op hiidiin man. Maybe ye should xome viisii♱, be arround ♱rrolls agaiin ♅
🌊 Watahh rwwunning d🫧wwn my face wwatahhh🏄
⋆˚🐾˖°bouncin on it in a way that iz rezpectful n polite #nzfw°˖🐾˚⋆

I'm so good at this whole being alive thing. Haven't died once.




















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