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Ravn Lalonde

@topnotchTourniquet

He/Him if you please.

Blood: VioletAge: 30 years13.9 sweepsKult Score: 349Kull Score: 36713 followers 18 following

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@topnotchTourniquet[TT]

Good taste in music, better taste in food, and a nice ass. #mytype

@topnotchTourniquet[TT]

This website is like a fish tank.

Kult: +65

Kull: +50

Total: 115

Ratio: 1.30

𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐲𝐥𝐢𝐧 𝐚𝐫𝐝𝐞𝐧𝐭

@femmeFatale[FF]

glub glub glub glub glub glub glub glub glub glub!

The Orphaner Dualscar

@chthonicAdmiralty[CA]

Elaborate?

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𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐲𝐥𝐢𝐧 𝐚𝐫𝐝𝐞𝐧𝐭

@femmeFatale[FF]

as the fishes say.

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@topnotchTourniquet[TT]

Thank you, very immersive.

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@topnotchTourniquet[TT]

I just like to sit and watch you.

@electricPugilist[EP]

<3-Because-it's-fishing-friday?

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@topnotchTourniquet[TT]

Perhaps that is why. I did not participate in #fishingfriday.

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The Orphaner Dualscar

@chthonicAdmiralty[CA]

Wvatching me tends to come wvith consequences. You sure you still wvant to?

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@topnotchTourniquet[TT]

Consequences have seldom slowed me down in the past.

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The Orphaner Dualscar

@chthonicAdmiralty[CA]

Good. I’vwe no patience for the cautious.

Kull: +2

Total: 2

@topnotchTourniquet[TT]

Hello internet. I have returned from a very unpleasant outing.

Kult: +7

Total: 7

@topnotchTourniquet[TT]

Fuck it. Woof.

Kult: +65

Kull: +55

Total: 120

Ratio: 1.18

@totesGruesome[TG]

wuff wuff wuff

Kull: +5

Total: 5

D. Eliezer Strider

@hollywoodGodhead[HG]

Got get a load in this guy

Kull: +5

Total: 5

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D. Eliezer Strider

@hollywoodGodhead[HG]

I UH MEAN get a load OF this guy

Kull: +5

Total: 5

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@topnotchTourniquet[TT]

I'm just going to let you stew in this one.

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D. Eliezer Strider

@hollywoodGodhead[HG]

Hey no- no get back here

@greenhouseGnostic[GG]

woof!!!

Kult: +5

Total: 5

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@topnotchTourniquet[TT]

Oh, you're cute.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

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@greenhouseGnostic[GG]

hehehe, thank you!! wagwagwag youre handsome :B

Kult: +5

Total: 5

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@topnotchTourniquet[TT]

Mark my words, I will be flirting with you.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

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@greenhouseGnostic[GG]

oh- heh- wow okay!! sorry, im not used to people being so forward yet

Kult: +5

Total: 5

@topnotchTourniquet[TT]

Well the lap isn't going to sit on itself, is it? Wait, fuck. That doesn't make any god damn sense. #nsfw

Kult: +35

Kull: +20

Total: 55

Ratio: 1.75

Mysterious Detective Barker-Miller

@detectiveMiller[DM]

How peculiar...

Kull: +2

Total: 2

D. Eliezer Strider

@hollywoodGodhead[HG]

Yeah you Uh, yeah you You That didn't make any sense Ha

Kult: +5

Total: 5

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@topnotchTourniquet[TT]

Yeah, buddy?

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D. Eliezer Strider

@hollywoodGodhead[HG]

Shut up, its this damn new phone auto correct

Kult: +2

Total: 2

@topnotchTourniquet[TT]

Should I just go ahead and get the inevitable "FreakPosting" out of the way now? #nsfw

Kult: +65

Kull: +55

Total: 120

Ratio: 1.18

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@topnotchTourniquet[TT]

That was fast. Hello there.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

D. Eliezer Strider

@hollywoodGodhead[HG]

Ah, Lalonde your wine comes seems to come in all types of fruit

Kult: +5

Total: 5

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D. Eliezer Strider

@hollywoodGodhead[HG]

Good boy, you got here so fast, so proud of you

Kult: +5

Total: 5

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@topnotchTourniquet[TT]

You seem to be stumbling over your words a bit there, David.

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D. Eliezer Strider

@hollywoodGodhead[HG]

Sue Sue me I’m typing with one hand #nsfw

Kult: +2

Total: 2

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@topnotchTourniquet[TT]

Have some couth.

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@greenhouseGnostic[GG]

yyyyess im a good boy!! wagwagwag

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@greenhouseGnostic[GG]

i just happened to be looking, hehe :B

Kult: +5

Total: 5

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@topnotchTourniquet[TT]

Whatever manner of fortunate circumstance brought you here, I am very pleased to make your acquaintance.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

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@greenhouseGnostic[GG]

yeah, nice to meet you too!

Kult: +5

Total: 5

@topnotchTourniquet[TT]

Debating lipstick shades for an evening outing. Should I go for "Liquid leather" or "Bacchus"? No image provided. Use your imagination.

Kult: +25

Kull: +15

Total: 40

Ratio: 1.67

@insecureNature[IN]

Bacchus, 100%.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

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@topnotchTourniquet[TT]

You have good taste.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

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@insecureNature[IN]

You Can’t See It, But I Absolutely Did A Dramatic Hair Flip At Your Comment.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

@topnotchTourniquet[TT]

Pity I was unable to attend #eridanweek for the first few days. Surely it can't have been anything too life-changing or outrageous.

Kult: +17

Kull: +15

Total: 32

Ratio: 1.13

⚔︎ Bro ⚔︎

@tactfulTactriun[TT]

'sploded.

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@topnotchTourniquet[TT]

Articulate as always, Bro.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

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⚔︎ Bro ⚔︎

@tactfulTactriun[TT]

thanks.

Kull: +2

Total: 2

(OOC) 2 days ago

@topnotchTourniquet[TT]

((OOC Intro Post)) Ravn Lalonde is a genderswapped Rose. He has all the rose-ness you know and love in a big, burly man-shaped package. This account is intended to be pretty chill and stress free, but will undoubtedly venture into #nsfw and possible #nsfwe territories. Yes, his name is pronounced like "Raven". DMs will be open to any and all. Roleplay heavily encouraged. NSFW roleplay allowed if we have a discussion about it OOC first. <3

Kult: +20

Total: 20

@topnotchTourniquet[TT]

Good evening, Chittr.

Kult: +40

Kull: +30

Total: 70

Ratio: 1.33

Sec. Rose Belvedere Lalonde

@tentacleTherapist[TT]

Me oh my. What have we here? I shudder with anticipation.

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@topnotchTourniquet[TT]

I had a sneaking suspicion this would be the energy that welcomed me to this hell hole.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

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Sec. Rose Belvedere Lalonde

@tentacleTherapist[TT]

I'll be your ferrywoman, kindred. And no coin is needed.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

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@topnotchTourniquet[TT]

Lead on, then.

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Sec. Rose Belvedere Lalonde

@tentacleTherapist[TT]

What, pray tell, are you looking for? We have it all. You only need speak your wishes (or desires) and I will point you to them.

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@topnotchTourniquet[TT]

I can't say I've come to a conclusion on that front just yet. By all means, give me your finest recommendations. I'm sure you can imagine my tastes.