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He/Him if you please.

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((OOC Intro Post)) Ravn Lalonde is a genderswapped Rose. He has all the rose-ness you know and love in a big, burly man-shaped package. This account is intended to be pretty chill and stress free, but will undoubtedly venture into #nsfw and possible #nsfwe territories. Yes, his name is pronounced like "Raven". DMs will be open to any and all. Roleplay heavily encouraged. NSFW roleplay allowed if we have a discussion about it OOC first. <3

This website is like a fish tank.

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glub glub glub glub glub glub glub glub glub glub!

Elaborate?

@femmeFatale[FF]

as the fishes say.

@femmeFatale[FF]

Thank you, very immersive.

I just like to sit and watch you.

<3-Because-it's-fishing-friday?

Perhaps that is why. I did not participate in #fishingfriday.

Wvatching me tends to come wvith consequences. You sure you still wvant to?

Consequences have seldom slowed me down in the past.

Good. I’vwe no patience for the cautious.

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Hello internet. I have returned from a very unpleasant outing.

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Fuck it. Woof.

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@totesGruesome[TG]

wuff wuff wuff

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@hollywoodGodhead[HG]

Got get a load in this guy

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@hollywoodGodhead[HG]

I UH MEAN get a load OF this guy

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I'm just going to let you stew in this one.

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@hollywoodGodhead[HG]

Hey no- no get back here

woof!!!

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Oh, you're cute.

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hehehe, thank you!! wagwagwag youre handsome :B

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Mark my words, I will be flirting with you.

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oh- heh- wow okay!! sorry, im not used to people being so forward yet

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@gastropodVehemence[GV]

~viperfish. reminds me a little of him! <3 i think they’re very cute and interesting, just like he is #faunaposting https://files.catbox.moe/jul29y.jpeg

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Well the lap isn't going to sit on itself, is it? Wait, fuck. That doesn't make any god damn sense. #nsfw

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How peculiar...

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@hollywoodGodhead[HG]

Yeah you Uh, yeah you You That didn't make any sense Ha

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Yeah, buddy?

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@hollywoodGodhead[HG]

Shut up, its this damn new phone auto correct

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:33< mmm #girlbulge h33h33! :33< #nsfw

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:33< its fine :33< girlbulge allows meow to furgive mewre dogposting on my post :33< thats is powpurr

:33< RIGHT?

@lilShitpeta[LS]

I Tend To Howl When Im Excited, Apologies.

:33< its okay :33< #girlbulge excites meow too

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@lilShitpeta[LS]

#nsfw

@lilShitpeta[LS]

☆The shit I'd do for it. Ughhh.☆

:33< 100% #nsfw

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:33< id bend ofur backfurds and then some!

@lilShitpeta[LS]

☆I'd bend over forwards ;) #nsfw☆

:33< 333% same! :33< id let it do unspeakable things to all thr33 of my holes and then some

Should I just go ahead and get the inevitable "FreakPosting" out of the way now? #nsfw

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That was fast. Hello there.

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@hollywoodGodhead[HG]

Ah, Lalonde your wine comes seems to come in all types of fruit

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@hollywoodGodhead[HG]

Good boy, you got here so fast, so proud of you

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You seem to be stumbling over your words a bit there, David.

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@hollywoodGodhead[HG]

Sue Sue me I’m typing with one hand #nsfw

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Have some couth.

yyyyess im a good boy!! wagwagwag

i just happened to be looking, hehe :B

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Whatever manner of fortunate circumstance brought you here, I am very pleased to make your acquaintance.

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yeah, nice to meet you too!

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Debating lipstick shades for an evening outing. Should I go for "Liquid leather" or "Bacchus"? No image provided. Use your imagination.

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Bacchus, 100%.

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You have good taste.

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You Can’t See It, But I Absolutely Did A Dramatic Hair Flip At Your Comment.

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There is no shame in having doubts, insecurities, or fears. I would like to share one of mine, so that you know you are not alone out in this broad reality of ours. Sometimes I find myself caught in my own reflection, wondering; Do I speak for the people because I am the Signless, or am I the Signless because I speak for the people? Where does the line between nature and action lay, and how broad is it? How blurred? I believe I am doing the right thing, and I believe I am doing it for the right reasons. But who am I to say how that defines my character to others?

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Well, if I may offer my two caegars on the matter. As someone who has grown up with a8ilities to properly hear the thoughts people reserve to themselves a8out how they perceive me. There is not much you can do a8out how others view you, you will never 8e a8le to take the shape of what any one person wants. If you are convicted in your stances, then you are not an imposter.8ut,I may suggest if you feel it has 8ecome performative, to allow yourself to exist here, not as 'The Signless' 8ut who you are when you are not preaching. I think you feel this way 8ecause you have 8oxed yourself in 8ecoming the person people see you as. 8ut you are not just a legend, 8ut a troll and as much as I respect your wisdom, perhaps you should ask yourself when was the last time you had a casual convers8tion without it feeling it needed a moral to it?

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I appreciate your thoughts. I'll ruminate on what you've said, and try to remind myself that for all that I have become a symbol to other trolls, I am still but a troll myself. Thank you.

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@peakMasculinity https://i.pinimg.com/736x/75/12/9b/75129bc321243eda8501410e90caea96.jpg

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wonderful

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you circus fre4ks would pro848ly re4lly like the clurch. they''''re 4ll 48out th4t c4rniv4l 4esthetic

Uhh we’re honestly not a fan of the circus

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this confounds me.

This is why you're the artist Gangle.

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Oh, I see how it is. You realize this means war, right?

WHAT??!! MY PIXELATED HEART😭💔

Pity I was unable to attend #eridanweek for the first few days. Surely it can't have been anything too life-changing or outrageous.

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@tactfulTactriun[TT]

'sploded.

Articulate as always, Bro.

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thanks.

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((OOC Intro Post)) Ravn Lalonde is a genderswapped Rose. He has all the rose-ness you know and love in a big, burly man-shaped package. This account is intended to be pretty chill and stress free, but will undoubtedly venture into #nsfw and possible #nsfwe territories. Yes, his name is pronounced like "Raven". DMs will be open to any and all. Roleplay heavily encouraged. NSFW roleplay allowed if we have a discussion about it OOC first. <3

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Good evening, Chittr.

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@tentacleTherapist[TT]

Me oh my. What have we here? I shudder with anticipation.

I had a sneaking suspicion this would be the energy that welcomed me to this hell hole.

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@tentacleTherapist[TT]

I'll be your ferrywoman, kindred. And no coin is needed.

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Lead on, then.

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@tentacleTherapist[TT]

What, pray tell, are you looking for? We have it all. You only need speak your wishes (or desires) and I will point you to them.

I can't say I've come to a conclusion on that front just yet. By all means, give me your finest recommendations. I'm sure you can imagine my tastes.