Gagmzee Makaroni

3 weeks ago

@nolongerTerminal[NT]

I probably wouldn't enjoy it.

Gander Grimzl

3 weeks ago

heart of gold

kind is the bravest thing you can be

A Truly Horrible Goose

Please secure all noisemakers around this user! We wouldn't want any accidents.

Disco Connoisseur

This user appreciates the fine arts of disco!

@televisedAviamor[TA]

I'd probably be Dead. The only thing that'd come out is my Eyeball. (CROWD MURMUR) (CROWD FEAR)

My an$wer depend$ entirely on how metaphorical the meat grinder in que$tion i$. We Bug$ are tough and RAD (Re$ilient and Durable al$o rad) to the many ailment$ that plague ambitiou$ underdog$ like u$ whETHer it be FUD$ (Fear, Uncertainty, Doubt $lave$) trying to gra$p and pull u$ into the pit$ of de$pair or the weight of oppre$$ion that our $y$tem$ force upon tho$e who attempt to make true brilliant change (Al$o literal weight$ due to the unfortunate fact many of u$ have been ble$$ed with ginormou$ think pan$ among other body part$) Yet we per$evere. Any meat grinder made from the ab$tract, exi$ting in the mind$cape cra$he$ and crunche$ and break$ the moment it make$ contact with our bodie$ which are lubricated by confidence, $ecurity and faith in the greater good (lubrication i$ meant to do the oppo$ite now that I think about it but ju$t roll with the metaphor okay) Now if we are talking about a literal meat grinder I would die $creaming, however my $cream$ would not be mere in$tinctual roar$ of pain but call to action for all my fellow Bug$. They will cau$e awe and $trike fear into the heart$ of our enemie$, my death would not be a $upernova for I am one of the greate$t $tar$ that thi$ generation ha$ ever $een. My explo$ion will melt the $kin of our foe$ and reveal the tender fle$h beneath which I have faith my Bug$ will tear apart and $ecure our victory again$t! But I would definitely be dead $till.

WHEEL OF TORTURE

3 weeks ago

@tortureWheel[TW]

[BRAZEN BULL] <[Wow....! I think I just TEARED UP! You should DEFINITELY sign up for our show!!!!!]

That i$ quite odd, I recall telling my 3D$ (Three Deputy $ecretarie$) to write up an application $o thorough and incredible it would rock your front$tub $heath$ off (Thi$ i$n't meant to be flirtatiou$ but feel free to blu$h if it in$pire$ flu$hed feeling$) It appear$ I mu$t take a per$onal approach in thi$ ca$e, but that i$ more than okay con$ider that I re$onate with your $en$e of $howman$hip and raw de$ire to create, and put your$elf out there and meet quota$ or el$e $uffer incredibly painful con$equence$! Expect an application and $oon.

WHEEL OF TORTURE

3 weeks ago

@tortureWheel[TW]

[IRON MAIDEN] <[SHOWTIME! Can't WAIT! You're gonna be a TV STAR SOON!]