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@totalConspiracist

I post things, read them. Professional Ghosthunter.

Blood: AnonymousAge: 23 years10.9 sweepsKult Score: 72Kull Score: 2702 followers 1 following

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@totalConspiracist[TC]

I should be allowed to claim literally anything as my intellectual property. You see that person over there? I thought of them, and I now have the patent to prove it.

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this user / is most certainly / a purrbeast adjacent goober

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love yourself

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This user literally killed Zebruh Codakk. Respect.

@yesterdaysPacifist[YP]

What if they're a cognitohazard?

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@totalConspiracist[TC]

Easy. Post as much about them as possible and make every single person I know also aware of them, thus causing a domino effect that wipes out almost all of Earth's population. Survived by a mere few people in Connecticut. Which has been my one true wish since childhood, you see.

@tormentingArsonist[TA]

@totalConspiracist https://file.garden/ZhG84ntGggibKD2j/image_2026-04-27_195511134.png

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@tormentingArsonist[TA]

https://file.garden/ZhG84ntGggibKD2j/image_2026-04-27_195511134.png

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@totalConspiracist[TC]

Okay bro.

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@tormentingArsonist[TA]

smd

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@totalConspiracist[TC]

Gargle.

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@tormentingArsonist[TA]

yea youd want that wouldnt you

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@totalConspiracist[TC]

A hungry man thinks of bread.

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@tormentingArsonist[TA]

hey youre the guy who made the idea dont point the blame to me

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@totalConspiracist[TC]

I cant hear you over the monumental sucking going on in my nether regions due to your obsession with me and my posts for some reason, sorry.

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@tormentingArsonist[TA]

literally stop fantasizing about me giving you head

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@totalConspiracist[TC]

I don't need to fantasize because it's ALREADY HAPPENING.

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@tormentingArsonist[TA]

no you fucking arent lmaoo https://file.garden/ZhG84ntGggibKD2j/image_2026-04-27_194449914.png

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@totalConspiracist[TC]

Sorry that I'm employed and good at my job?

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@tormentingArsonist[TA]

how many hours do you work bro. and how much are you paid. genuinely. i can tell youre unemployed and just a fat fuck wanting to be a ghost hunter by that face btw. cute but unemployable. the face only a mother could love.

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@totalConspiracist[TC]

My mother is dead.

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@tormentingArsonist[TA]

you know i was gonna say that she killed herself because of you but i realized thats hypocritical because thats exactly what my mom did. sorry for your loss. also im pissing on your moms grave btw.

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@totalConspiracist[TC]

Gee, thanks. I'm pissing on your mom's grave too.

@tormentingArsonist[TA]

this just in, white boy tries to counter me with a drunkpost. more at 10. also, dont you stick your dick into peanut butter? https://file.garden/ZhG84ntGggibKD2j/image_2026-04-27_192508184.png

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@totalConspiracist[TC]

I don't violate peanut butter jars, and you being drunk at the time doesn't make it any less sad. The obvious answer here is that you're a hoe.

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@tormentingArsonist[TA]

he who is hungry thinks of bread

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@totalConspiracist[TC]

He who is mentally incapable is not permitted to speak.

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@tormentingArsonist[TA]

arent you autistic about ghosts you literally cannot be talking

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@totalConspiracist[TC]

Here goes the Chittr armchair psychologist. I'm actually very normal about my job. You just aren't normal in general.

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@tormentingArsonist[TA]

"job" ok you unemployed chud dont go sucking ghosts dicks now

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@totalConspiracist[TC]

I don't need to because you're already blowing me off like I'm a pile of leaves.

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@tormentingArsonist[TA]

HE WHO IS HUNGRY THINKS OF BREAD HE WHO IS HUNGRY THINKS OF BREAD HE WHO IS HUNGRY THINKS OF BREAD

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@totalConspiracist[TC]

STFU. SERIOUSLY.

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@tormentingArsonist[TA]

did that green guy ever unblock me

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@totalConspiracist[TC]

Yes blue guy. He did. Also, his name isn't fucking green guy. His ACTUAL NAME is RIGHT there.

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@tormentingArsonist[TA]

yeah okay fuck you btw

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@totalConspiracist[TC]

Waaah.

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@tormentingArsonist[TA]

i will literally fuck you so hard do not test me boy

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@totalConspiracist[TC]

Oh okay.

@totalConspiracist[TC]

Peanut butter and one really long spoon. Send Chit.

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@aspiringPessimist[AP]

My Favorite Meal.

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@totalConspiracist[TC]

The only meal as far as I'm concerned.

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@barackObama[BO]

Another chit into my collected of chits that a dog or perhaps a bear of some kind would post.

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@totalConspiracist[TC]

Woof.

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