Warren
@totalConspiracist
I post things, read them. Professional Ghosthunter.
I should be allowed to claim literally anything as my intellectual property. You see that person over there? I thought of them, and I now have the patent to prove it.
What if they're a cognitohazard?
Easy. Post as much about them as possible and make every single person I know also aware of them, thus causing a domino effect that wipes out almost all of Earth's population. Survived by a mere few people in Connecticut. Which has been my one true wish since childhood, you see.
I'm at peace now with the weird queer man. Kindness always wins. #vagueposting
Actual pathetic behavior, take a look. https://file.garden/ae1oUmGpjxW7EK3B/Screenshot%202026-04-28%20103922.png
Here's some more interesting news, Nate is a desperate chud. https://file.garden/ae1oUmGpjxW7EK3B/Screenshot%202026-04-28%20102044.png
Peanut butter and one really long spoon. Send Chit.
My Favorite Meal.
Another chit into my collected of chits that a dog or perhaps a bear of some kind would post.
Walking down a flight of stairs is always a good idea until you're halfway deep into a bottle of some unknown, unlabeled liquid you found in the furthest recesses of a kitchen cabinet. Anyways, I'm currently having a fantastic time on the floor right now. Anyone else? #substance
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i couldve been there i could've warned them about the stairs earlier but no it keeps happening
Riddle me this Chittr. How come I'm not allowed to trespass private property? But ghosts are just allowed to hang around in there. I'm waiting.
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t)(e laws were only written for t)(e livin and gotta be updated
🜏 uhm. . .have ye neverr looked iin a miirrrrorr ? Orr anyfiin ?? ♅
We need an entire constitution specifically for the dead now. It's going to happen.
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Wahhhh. Waaaaah. Boo-hoo. These are my tears, I'm officially shedding them now. Hopefully you'll look upon them and weep the same as I have to this comment.
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I'm deleting my account, changing states, and going off-grid because of this.
Ghostbusters is the entire reason I don't get paid as much as I used to. Curse Bill Murray and his entire bloodline.
