𝚃𝚂𝙰𝚁𝙴𝚅𝙽𝙰
@tragicomicDespot
Her Highness, Witch of Doom, The Foremother of all Zalgo Judhri Ithaqa [judxři itahq'a].
C:~ Not again. Not again. Not again. Not again.<
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Y/N] > [INPUT: Y] > [PROCEED] " -- hopelessRomantic [HR] started trolling tragicomicDespot [TD] -- HR: wWw сan i expect to have an audience with the heirezz wWw HR: wWw cuzz i have some great newzz wWw TD: С:~ I am glad to see that you have finally changed your inappropriate manner of speech to one that is more suitable for your position on the guppyspectrum. < HR: wWw heheheh thatzz so silly wWw TD: С:~ What's the news?< HR: wWw we're gonna play a game wWw TD: С:~ We?< TD: С:~ I mean, you and me?< TD: С:~ Just the two of us?< HR: wWw yup wWw HR: wWw well like wWw HR: wWw also darcey rakhni and otherzz wWw TD: С:~ Oh, of course.< TD: С:~ You, me, Darcey and a bunch of low-blood scum, whom, for some reason unknown to me, you have a special affinity for.< TD: С:~ I should have known from the beginning.< TD: C:~ No. We will not participate in this.< HR: wWw cmon judhri don't be a downer :( wWw HR: wWw it'zz gonna be fun wWw HR: wWw also the game promisezz to be something that we have never seen before wWw HR: wWw aren't u curiouzz wWw TD: C:~ You're asking me to spend time with some trash that’s just asking to be culled? Absolutely not.< HR: wWw aw man wWw HR: wWw i haven't even had the chance to tell you about it wWw HR: wWw when wazz the last time we played smthn together wWw HR: wWw please judhri i really really want to have u in my team wWw HR: wWw :((( wWw TD: C:~ Your team? Is that a competitive game?< HR: wWw um wWw HR: wWw yea kinda wWw HR: wWw actually we don't have enough memberzz yet wWw HR: wWw no leader azz well wWw HR: wWw so i thought maybe you'd like to take this place wWw HR: wWw i mean i think ur the best fit for thizz role because ur super smart and cool and if u take the lead we’ll win for sure wWw HR: wWw darcey said that the prize izz gonna be the greatest one imaginable wWw HR: wWw like itzz value cannot be described in the wayzz we are accustomed to wWw HR: wWw fuck yknow how she usually talkzz in that mysteriouzz manner and u sit there and think hey izz she being fr or just making fun of ur pathetic amateurism in deciphering her cryptic predictionzz wWw HR: wWw which eventually ends up leading u to believe everything she sayzz anyway wWw HR: wWw forget it wWw HR: wWw it'zz not that i'm too eager for a prize i just wanna hang out with my buddiezz wWw HR: wWw especially with my beloved moirail ;) wWw HR: wWw so whaddaya think wWw TD: C:~ Ughhhhhhhh.< TD: C:~ Alright. I suppose I should take the leadership, since you insist on it so much.< TD: C:~ And that's not to mention the fact that this title is my birthright.< HR: wWw yaaaay :DDD wWw TD: C:~ Who else is on the team?< HR: wWw only three of uzz for now wWw HR: wWw but i could convince a few more trollzz to join uzz wWw HR: wWw and it seemzz that rakhni and the blue chumzz have already teamed up which makezz them our rivalzz wWw TD: C:~ How ridiculous.< TD: C:~ It was to be expected that the burgundy trash and her concupiscent underdog friends would jump at any opportunity to act like a hero.< TD: C:~ What can they possibly do against us?< HR: wWw yea that'zz what im saying we'll obliterate them in no time :D wWw HR: wWw uh if anything i meant figuratively wWw HR: wWw let'zz not give in to the carnal desirezz wWw HR: wWw at least for now wWw TD: C:~ What are you talking about?< TD: C:~ You and I have every right to personally end the lives of everyone on this planet.< TD: C:~ You are of royal blood, Bakhus.< TD: C:~ I don't get why you keep groveling to an obviously inferior life form.< TD: C:~ How long are you going to keep up this whole farce?< TD: C:~ Just a couple perigees and you'll be out of this place. You think anyone's gonna care about your stupid pretend charity? < TD: C:~ It's time to grow up and start acting like your status demands you to!!! HR: wWw fuuuuck can we not talk about it for once wWw HR: wWw i don't give a fish about my or anyone'zz blood color for that matter wWw HR: wWw who carezz what i do now if it will soon cease to matter anyway wWw HR: wWw i just wanna have fun wWw HR: wWw before it's time to enslave and destroy galaxiezz wWw HR: wWw :( wWw HR: wWw we are so young judhri wWw HR: wWw what'zz the rush wWw TD: C:~ You don't realize what we've got!!< TD: C:~ This whole established order rests on our shoulders.< TD: C:~ It is our direct responsibility to fulfill the role we have been given by nature.< HR: wWw to hell with thizz stupid order wWw HR: wWw who even came up with thizz hemospectrum bullshit wWw HR: wWw you don't have to be guided by it in every decision u make wWw HR: wWw just be urself wWw TD: C:~ I am being myself!!!< TD: C:~ Maybe for you a hedonistic lifestyle is the solution to all problems, but at least one of us has to take care of the future of our kind!!!!< HR: wWw huh wWw HR: wWw what doezz that even mean wWw TD: C:~ Nevermind!!!!< TD: C:~ Ugh, forget it. I can see this conversation is going nowhere.< TD: C:~ I have urgent business to attend to, so I trust you to choose the players for our team and I will not question your decision this time around.< TD: C:~ I'll sea you when we have enough people.< TD: C:~ I mean, see.< TD: C:~ Bye.< -- tragicomicDespot [TD] stopped trolling hopelessRomantic [HR] -- -- tragicomicDespot [TD] started trolling hopelessRomantic [HR] -- TD: C:~ You are not mad at me, are you?< TD: C:~ We're still moirails, right?< HR: wWw sure wWw TD: C:~ I just don't want to lose you.< HR: wWw i get it wWw HR: wWw it'zz okay wWw HR: wWw i'll go text our potential teammatezz then wWw TD: C:~ Very well. See you soon. < -- tragicomicDespot [TD] stopped trolling hopelessRomantic [HR] -- " > [PRESS ANY BUTTON TO EXIT] #judhrisvacation #longpost
C:~ Oh my god. How do you delete posts?<
Eh. Seems really like they have other shit on their plate than posting embarrassing drunk vents.
C:~ Yes, like making a fool out of himself and his whole caste. In my case, at least.<
C:~ I'm petty?? I'M JEALOUS??? I don't care that it's in the past!!!! You didn't even love him! I've tried so hard for our future, I made sweet love to you and that's how you've repaid me??? Even after all that happened, you kept talking about that... oaf!!! Haven't you got enough? I sacrificed universes for you!!!<
Its...okay...kissing...takes....a...lot...of...practice....so Do...not...feel...self....conscious...I...am...sure...you....will Be!!able...to....compete...with...boy...love....one Night :V
>--D=It=is=okay=lady=Judhri=while=I=have=never=personally=felt=the=sting=of=rejection=and=I=am=terribly=sorry=that=you=have=there=are=plenty=of=suitors=out=there=who=can=recognise=the=beauty=class=and=intelligence=you=hold==haha//<
>--D=Is=there=any=order=you=would=like=me=to=execute=that=does=not=involve=my=death=haha=:?//<
C:~ Every person has a role to fill. While most of them imply doing as they are told and following orders, some are predestined to break the rules. You don't get to decide which one is yours.<
"= still not going to be disappointed in this... despite any possible patronising intent. ="
"= ah, thanks. :), that's a nice thing to find out, unexpected, considering the usual mannerisms. ="
C:~ Don't get conceited now. It is simple. You are far more pleasant to interact with than majority of this site. Whether it is the nature of our conversations or the shared affinity with the terror that is to blame, I do not know.<
"= a little of both. mmmm. getting me to not be conceited is pretty hard but i might uh, give it an attempt just for now. i think it's the topics, we have a degree of understanding, i guess. ="
C:~ True. I do not expect juveniles to understand. But, to my surprise, I found myself enjoying talking to someone who can look beyond the edge.<
"= hm, sure. i mean, there will come a time in the far, far future where i will be more than old enough to, ahem, 'understand' more than i already do, but then, by then, i would obviously be a different troll :) perhaps harder to talk with, who knows. =" "= i find i tiptoe along said edge on occasion. but i do not wish to fall beyond. i know of trolls who did. it doesn't end too well, if it ever ends. ="
C:~ It does take a lot from you. You should either accept it and step in knowingly or have nothing to lose from the start.<
"= i think perhaps i could take a dip and make it out unscathed. perhaps. leverage some of the power i do not show off on here often. but, it's for a different time. ="
C:~ Perhaps it was foolish of me to rely on my feeble protégé. I should have taken matters into my own hands, and much sooner. That story would never have come to light, and I would have taken my rightful throne with far fewer losses. After all, the blood is not on my hands, Mazyar. Have you ever taken responsibility for those you lead?<
C:~ How can one be so rude to interrupt a lady while she is reflecting?<
C:~ I was in a middle of typing a reply, actually. Now my aesthetic thread is ruined and I would have to keep it in my mindspace until the right moment comes. Great job, you ruined it.<
C:~ I'm sorry. I miss you. I miss you so much.<
C:~ Die, Lovelace, die. Die. Die. Dieeeeee.<
C:~ Whatever. Peace and quiet.<
>--D=I=understand=you=are=resting=lady=Judhri=and=so=compliments=may=be=cumbersome=but=your=appearence=is=so=beautiful=would=it=be=alright=to=praise=even=as=you=recover=from=Life's=endless=toil=haha=:?//<
C:~ Compliments are allowed as long as you can behave. And you will call me by my title. I did not give you the permission to call me by my name, rustie.
>--D=My=deepest=and=most=sincere=apologies=lady=Tsarvena=my=compliment=was=in=regards=to=the=effortless=way=in=which=your=body=outshines=your=natural=environment=even=while=at=rest=truly=if=there=was=ever=a=word=I=would=even=dare=to=suggest=might=encompass=your=beauty=it=would=be=ethereal=haha=:)//<
C:~ The only thing your worm invested pan can admire is my body. Classic. But I will accept it.<
>--D=I=mean=no=offence=lady=Tsarevna=it=is=just=that=I=could=not=use=any=language=to=describe=the=complexities=and=inner=machinations=which=tick=away=in=perfect=pace=with=one=another=inside=your=thinkpan=they=are=far=too=beyond=my=own=haha=:)//<
C:~ Vacation time. SS, make sure the laundry is done by the time I come back, the sludge is a hell to get rid of. Also, have a talk with the zalgoids that refuse to wear the mourning attire. If they still insist on wearing their blood color, make sure they are liquidated. I could always make new ones. < C:~ This being said, I am turning off my palmhusk. Do not call me unless it's urgent matter.<
C:~ It's simply discipline. Otherworldly forces must obey your will, not the other way round.<
"= i have been using my thinkpan about it, let's put it that way... how are you doing regardless. ="
C:~ Decent. I am thinking of going on a vacation. I cannot stand to see my subjects mutilated faces anymore.
"= where to. somewhere more familiar re: trollian presence? =" "= or will you be alone instead. somewhere quiet within your own world. regardless. it is interesting you come on here when those thoughts arise, unless you are here a lot more and oooonly posted due to that topic, which is very interesting. ="
C:~ Yes, I've grown to enjoy loneliness, when it is on my terms. You will never know of one's presence unless they want to make themselves known. Most of the time I am simply observing. Not everything needs a reaction, you know.<
"= hmmmm. but studying what does get a reaction is interesting. right? i do like to figure out if there are common interests. =" "= but yes. i am fairly lonely on account of my. ship. being just myself, but, at least i go places, so i am always eventually seeing somebody. =" "= i am maybe too social for this journeying. but. thhhhat, is what being online is for. heh. ="
C:~ Clearly. You can’t even begin to imagine a tenth of my responsibilities. Sometimes I allow myself to delve into my memories and see what, for example, that Saboteur fool is up to. I prefer to think it’s not mere nostalgia, but an attempt to identify the weaknesses in their team and use it to my advantage when the time comes.<
"= if you are as powerful as you say you are then you shouldn't be too bothered. by what others do. you should get. delegates, and discover more time for your own self in the process. ="
C:~ Hm. Quite a good idea, actually. The amount of time I have still does not mean I should waste it on some lowlife scum from my past. Thank you.<
"= the past is called that for a reason. it's passed. ahem. go get your vacation, tell me if you have a good time or if it's just another night of the same. ="
C:~ ...Curious.<
C:~ To all of my subjects, Happy Torment Day. You are now obligated to fill this form.<
// https://www.tumblr.com/luckykvak/821601760035700736/zalgoid-101-survival-guide
C:~ It has nothing to do with you, Iszovh. Unless you want to participate in another species' equivalent of a hatching day for some unknown to me reason.<
"= no, no. it's just an interesting name for a day. might have to come up with something over here. of equivalence. =" "= to be clear, i still did the form in my mind. ha. that's fine. no, no, it's your thing. ="
C:~ An insignificant worm simply can’t get their story across and resorts to posting nude photography to try and keep public interested. Yes. Witnessing it makes me maliciously satisfied.<
C:~ Best troll specimen I have ever managed to recreate. This ectobiology shit is easy. <
C:~ In a matter of a few heartbeats, she will be met with the irreversible chain of destruction. Naive little heiress. Truly, how grateful I am that I’ll never witness your wings being torn off.<
C:~ Tick.< C:~ Tock.<
C:~ Try raising whole species from scratch and tell me if you have the energy to waste on some cocky rustie online, bastard.<
I feel like you’re just mad because you tried to download tiktok through chittr and now you’re taking it out on me because I’m the only one here.
C:~ You willingly included yourself in this conversation. You cannot be complaining.<
C:~ If your opinion mattered at least a miniscule of the Furthest Ring, I would be greatly offended.<
C:~ May your universe collapse as soon as possible. Farewell, you gutterblooded piece of shit.<
C:~ It really is getting on my nerves to observe how people bend to the will of this indigo buffoon. The self-proclaimed god of machinery spent a couple of sweeps fruitlessly rummaging through the bowels of my battleship. And I, humiliated, insulted and stripped of any privacy, had no choice but to hope that the gaze behind those glasses - intense though it was, yet lacking in intelligence - would fail to notice the alteration in the code. The Saboteur wasn't a threat, but surely a nuisance. I wish he stayed dead.<
C:~ And quit acting surprised about horrorterror summer. Some of us are women. Engaging in blatant misogyny is not allowed.<
C:~ Apologies. While I, Judhri Ithaqa, is the Ruler of Horroterrors, some of their neuron centers are far beyond my reach. The only advice I could give is to surrender and perhaps enjoy their nonsensical shitpost babble.<