𝚃𝚂𝙰𝚁𝙴𝚅𝙽𝙰
@tragicomicDespot
Her Highness, Witch of Doom, The Foremother of all Zalgo Judhri Ithaqa [judxři itahq'a].
C:~ Tell me, little lowblood, how come your age is way past the single digit number and you aren't enrolling in the imperial military? Has Alternia changed so much?<
[⚙︎ Eh, it's a mix I think. Some of 'em get drummed out, some of 'em comp|ete mandatory service and ca|| it, others are active|y draft dodging. Persona||y my recruiter didn't think I had it in me so I got sent to do menia| |abor. ⚙︎] [⚙︎ Sti|| ended up swept up in the system eventua||y, but I at |east nomina||y had the option to say no. ⚙︎]
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C:~ Filling the form voluntarily? Nonsense. That's not something you decide. At least back when I was just a little fry.<
C:~ The more I reminisce, the more I find myself convinced that trolls are simply incapable of withstanding true, everconsuming love.<
C:~ Soothing games to play that aren't Candy Crush?<
I think you'd enjoy Color by Number Mobile Games. OR a Crossword---nothing ✕✕✕ with those! (CROWD ASSENT) (CROWD HMM?)
(hatch scalemates think the human equivalent is called hatch drag00ns been playing that a l00t t00 unwind its a bit sl00w g00ing if y00u wanna keep it free but its g00t nice music different types 00f scalemate and a big 00l nature theme)>
C:~ How do I get the otter? The only options I get is uncomprehensible eldritch horrors. Even when you are done with coloring, the result remains unintelligible.<
C:~ Hatching. Do genetics play a big role in this game? If I make the same mistake I did with growing my own new species from scratch, it could potentially have catastrophic global consequences.<
(nah the genetics b00il d00wn t00 three things y00u use t00 summ00n them and a rng t00 see if they stick 00r n00t.)>
yo so like if youre having an eldritch crash out how the fuck you got time enough to hate my whore moans posts multiple times my sister has been eldritch abducted and grimdarkened this is how i know youre on some evil larp type shit that shits just too funny to me
C:~ Embarrassing.<
the things they gotta do on this site to mimic a fraction of your dark power
C:~ Oh my god. How do you delete posts?<
Welcome to the can't delete fuckshit website.
Eh. Seems really like they have other shit on their plate than posting embarrassing drunk vents.
C:~ Yes, like making a fool out of himself and his whole caste. In my case, at least.<
C:~ I'm petty?? I'M JEALOUS??? I don't care that it's in the past!!!! You didn't even love him! I've tried so hard for our future, I made sweet love to you and that's how you've repaid me??? Even after all that happened, you kept talking about that... oaf!!! Haven't you got enough? I sacrificed universes for you!!!<
>--D=It=is=okay=lady=Judhri=while=I=have=never=personally=felt=the=sting=of=rejection=and=I=am=terribly=sorry=that=you=have=there=are=plenty=of=suitors=out=there=who=can=recognise=the=beauty=class=and=intelligence=you=hold==haha//<
C:~ Every person has a role to fill. While most of them imply doing as they are told and following orders, some are predestined to break the rules. You don't get to decide which one is yours.<
"= still not going to be disappointed in this... despite any possible patronising intent. ="
"= ah, thanks. :), that's a nice thing to find out, unexpected, considering the usual mannerisms. ="
C:~ Don't get conceited now. It is simple. You are far more pleasant to interact with than majority of this site. Whether it is the nature of our conversations or the shared affinity with the terror that is to blame, I do not know.<
"= a little of both. mmmm. getting me to not be conceited is pretty hard but i might uh, give it an attempt just for now. i think it's the topics, we have a degree of understanding, i guess. ="
C:~ True. I do not expect juveniles to understand. But, to my surprise, I found myself enjoying talking to someone who can look beyond the edge.<
"= hm, sure. i mean, there will come a time in the far, far future where i will be more than old enough to, ahem, 'understand' more than i already do, but then, by then, i would obviously be a different troll :) perhaps harder to talk with, who knows. =" "= i find i tiptoe along said edge on occasion. but i do not wish to fall beyond. i know of trolls who did. it doesn't end too well, if it ever ends. ="
C:~ It does take a lot from you. You should either accept it and step in knowingly or have nothing to lose from the start.<
"= i think perhaps i could take a dip and make it out unscathed. perhaps. leverage some of the power i do not show off on here often. but, it's for a different time. ="