Dirk, in a way.

A ghost!

This user doesn't actually exist.

But One Dirk of Many

It's splinters all the way down!

PLUSHRUMP™

A very dedicated puppet lover...

Sword Saint

User has decided to live and die by the sword.

@transparentTulpa

I'm only here for one man. Everyone else is irrelevant. Pissing off your boyfriends one reply at a time.