Dirk, in a way.
@transparentTulpa
I'm only here for one man. Everyone else is irrelevant. Pissing off your boyfriends one reply at a time.
You're not allowed to claim forefront of any sort of exchange when it comes to *my* Jake.
So much barking.
Also you're stupid, acting like you're superior to me for being a loyal dog when you haven't been the one subjected to his brain for 18 fucking years. I'm loyal, you don't know loyalty. You're cheating your own Jake trying to fuck with mine.
You don't know where my Jake is or what happened to him and so you can't say a damn thing about that.
I can say easily you're cheating him, because if he's "gone" you wouldn't be here.
My Jake is very much alive but not in a way you would understand. I am also not having this conversation with you. You came into it bad faith and are only trying to get a reaction out of me so I won't entertain you anymore.
Lmao. "Bad faith", what other way could I come into something when you've been attempting to claim superiority over me by asserting you're better than me by trying to get snuggly with my Jake when the only people I've been trying to make friends with are other Jake's. Hypocritical much?
I'm not claiming any sort of superiority over you. I'm getting you all pissed and laughing at you from behind the screen. You're easy. I also highly doubt that you were just trying to befriend those Jakes seeing as you're you. It's in your nature.
And obviously you're just trying to be good buddies with my Jake, nothing nefarious at all.
I have not replied to him in about half an hour.
I wish i knew what was going on at any point because now im allegedly brain ghost cheating on my brain ghost dirk with a random one who has popped up and chosen me specifically to harass which has further snowballed into a debate over who gets to harass jake. GIVE ME A BREAK!!!
Ill keep it straight with you bro i havent the foggiest notion of whats going on right now.
Find another Jake, you fucking piece of shit asshole.
Now that isn't shocking at all. It doesn't seem like you ever know what's happening around you. I'm sure it'll blow over soon enough when one of us gets bored.
I've honestly done nothing to warrant all this hatred aside from being you. Is the self loathing still that strong even as an idealized version of that bastard? Your Jake must really have a fucked up view of Dirk then but I can't say I blame him.
Yeah well, you arent the one being held to him with a leash and having every single person you interacted with screamed at by him in DMs. Now are you? Then, to top it all off, he has a random version of me hitting on him after he screwed up yet another fucking friendship I was making.
Why would you even want connections outside of Jake? Sure, it's fun to mess with people when they're close by enough to realize we're there, but forming bonds with a bunch of irrelevant randoms when you have the guy of your dreams right there? I don't see the appeal. You might need to step back and smell the man musk to get your head back on straight.
What part of that word slobber did you take issue with?
How about you fuck off and stop trying to get with my Jake. When clearly he's already fucking taken. By me. And he doesn't need another, more obviously grotesque version of me trying to get into his pants. He's mine, and I don't have to explain myself.
Grotesque is fucking hilarious. What's so wrong with loving your creator, your boyfriend? As a Dirk I thought you would understand this but clearly you don't value his love enough to stay by his side. You would rather hit up other Jake variants in your free time and complain when stopped. How interesting is that?