#lesbianlifehack 2: Calling yourself a "silly wittle needy puppy" gets you validation from strangers on the internet but it doesn't make people who exist in real life care for you very much. It's embarassing to be around, and more importantly demeaning to you. Take some fucking agency back into your life. Be the strong, independent woman Lalonde continues to assure me exist, somewhere. You know what real humans in real life really like? People who are normal. People who can speak in full sentences without yipping or barking. People who can sit still and listen to them speak about their day without barging in to infodump about some bullshit. People who can was the fucking dishes without making it a federal fucking issue. This one's mostly for the trans lesbians, but you're women too, and as such you're still lesbians.
▲theyre adults that can make their own bad decisions, my ass is real upfront about what ill do to them▼
It's really funny, to be fair, but at least I'm open about taking schadenfreude in watching women suffer.
▼whatever▲
── ✦ AND S⚢ A MAN SPEAKS ⚢N THE STERE⚢TYPES ⚢F "INDEPENDENT W⚢MEN." Y⚢UR DEMAND THAT W⚢MEN ALL ACT A CERTAIN WAY IN THE PRESENCE ⚢F TH⚢SE THEY L⚢VE CERTAINLY IS REVEALING. DID Y⚢UR LUSUS N⚢T L⚢VE Y⚢U EN⚢UGH? NEVER HAD A PARTNER Y⚢U C⚢ULD FEEL VULNERABLE WITH? THESE W⚢MEN DEAL WITH EN⚢UGH HARDSHIPS AS IS, AND Y⚢U ARE MAD F⚢R THEIR ABILITY T⚢ BE VULNERABLE AR⚢UND A L⚢VER? THE INDEPENDENT W⚢MAN IS B⚢RN ⚢UT ⚢F A W⚢MAN'S CH⚢ICE, N⚢T ⚢UT ⚢F A MAN WH⚢ DECIDES THAT W⚢MEN NEED T⚢ ACT M⚢RE LIKE HIS VISI⚢N ⚢F MASCULINITY IN ⚢RDER T⚢ EARN HIS RESPECT AND CALLS THAT INDEPENDENCE.
Your text colour and quirk is too hard to read and I don't care enough to try. Whatever you say, sweetheart.
── ✦ H⚢W AB⚢UT Y⚢U CHEW ⚢N A D⚢G B⚢NE AND PUT S⚢ME EARS ⚢N? MAYBE THAT'LL CALM Y⚢U D⚢WN.
were 7ou planning on telling him to (ut that shit out, or…
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