♥ liked by @turingTranscendence
idk if i can unswallow the battery tbh
oomfg yeeeessss!!!! i will marry uu
omg i mean aight sure ill do both *swallows a battery*
so just woke up from a nap thought about eatin a battery should i do it chat
((Lowkey I was surprised when I saw no Bills on here, felt like the natural sort of thing this site would get up to
((Okay making another OOC post to pin because why not Owner of @thegoodScratchdoctor, @unendingUroborus, @unboundUraeus here. This is Bill Cipher, you know who this is. Probably. Anyways the gist of this account is Bill posting via contraband from the Theraprism and not so subtly trying to get out. Okay that’s it. Bye.
DID YOU KNOW? FISH HAVE SOULS AND RELIGION, AND WHEN YOU CATCH ONE IT GOES TO HELL WHEN IT DIES! DON’T WORRY TOO MUCH ABOUT IT THOUGH, FISH HELL IS WAY MORE FUN THAN FISH HEAVEN!
AND LOOK WHO CAME TO JOIN THE PARTY! HELLO AGAIN, SHOOTING STAR! MISS ME? I KNOW YOU DID! HOW’S YOUR FAMILY? PINE TREE? HOW’S S T A N L E Y EH, DOESN’T MATTER! I’M SURE I’LL BE SEEING THEM ALL AGAIN SOON. VERY SOON.
YOU’RE A REAL FREAK, AREN’T YOU? I LIKE THAT! I KNEW THIS WAS THE PERFECT PLACE FOR ME! NO. JUST ONE. THE WORST ONE! A BEAST WITH ONE EYE, INSANE AND DERANGED! THEY SAY HE EVEN BURNED HIS OWN DIMENSION! YOU’LL KNOW HIM WHEN YOU SEE HIM.
((yo i know i just made this but unless the translation is insanely wrong, dont jump on me for using a translator for an hc i have on a char. this is all for funny bits but at least keep it ooc and not ic <3 thanks))
opps sorry it too so long but glitter gel pen drawing my cat wouldnt lat me just draw https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1438444754022043650/1489679480250437833/20260403_002925.jpg?ex=69d14ba0&is=69cffa20&hm=a57137403ca3a7ca8dcdefe8edf6deb8e65e9d3612db40d02c65cabbc001e591&
gotta be a whole community that lets a dave out a day and see how he fairs in the chittr world my god
jajaja joder soy otra vez yo what the fuck is up
I LIKE THE CUT OF YOUR JIB! ALRIGHT, PUCKER UP! HTTPS://IMAGE2URL.COM/R2/DEFAULT/IMAGES/1775236756037-3D0212B9-B4A6-4726-9A88-D4C740F6DF71.JPEG SAY, HOW DO YA FEEL ABOUT BREAKING INTO MAXIMUM SECURITY MULTIDIMENSIONAL THERAPY PRISONS DESIGNED TO HOLD THE GREATEST THREATS THE MULTIVERSAL HAS EVER SEEN? JUST CURIOUS! ((#HORROR #BODY-HORROR TO BE SAFE))
https://fiIile.garden/YAmhqBgapBy70P5c/chiIittr/iIitssatiIireiIiswear.png
BOY, WE SURE STARTED EARLY HERE! IF I HAD A BONE FOR EVERY TIME I HEARD THAT, I COULD BUILD AT LEAST ONE ANATOMICALLY CORRECT HUMAN SKELETON!
WELL, WELL, WELL! C’MON, YOU SAW THIS COMING, DIDN’T YOU? YEAH YOU DID! WHAT SORT OF SOCIAL MEDIA ROLEPLAYING ENVIRONMENT WOULD THIS BE IF A CERTAIN SNAZZY DRESSING MULTIDIMENSIONAL TRIANGLE DIDN’T MAKE HIS WAY HERE? WELL, YOUR OLD PAL BILL CIPHER IS HERE NOW, KIDS! NOW, WHO WANTS TO MAKE A DEAL? #STRAIGHTOUTTATHETHERAPRISM #DONTTELLTHEWARDENSIMHERE!
OUTTA THE WAY. BEAR COMING THRU.
#sh4m3l3ssr3post
-- [tentacleTherapist] exploded. --
I do not deal in the sin department. I deal in crimes. Meet me at my office.
235 West 4th Street, New York, NY
fuck yea
yaay :) as my biytoy, i will take care of u and luv u. and support ur haterism
I HOPE HER TASTE GETS BETTER.
╱|、 (˚ˎ 。7 |、˜〵 じしˍ,)ノ
IM SURE IT WILL GARNER A GREAT TRACTION IF YOU DID.
what a wonderful thing to wake up to.
D—> You’re so very kind! Sadly my thinkpan is failing me to create more puns at the moment…
D—> Oh… really? I’m usually asked to stop
D—> Of horse! I mean uh… of course!
B:33c < lets get more silly togethpurr
aight we can do that soon when ur not busy <3
i want hatebot hal to rail me #nsfw #hatebot
smh u know what fine i want hatebot hal to rail me #nsfw #hatebot
u know sometimes u just wanna have fun an it gets ruined by someone else #vagueposting #nsfw
u think i dont know this omg let me have fun
*kissing him with tongue because she can* u can always do me instead #nsfw
u could just ask yknow damn
i cant wait to watch u beat that guy up at #eridanweek thats gonna b so hot *moans and makes out even harder* #nsfw
omg thats so hot lets make out rn *proceeds to make tf out with this android* https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/bf8e3ff5db91.png
*she walks over to hal and puts a magnet directly on the side of his head* ur welcome i lvoe helpin u get high
but i wanna help him get high
omg i got more magnets let me help u *pulls out those big ass fucking magnets you put on the fridge*
4R3 Y0U R34LLY SH1LL1NG Y0UR W3DD1NG 0N MY B4NG3R CH1T
can i have my shades off during your wedding
Oh shit.
For a Strider, I will offer my services. Yes.
Banger.
H4WK TU4 #CH1T0NTH4TTH4NG
I would offer my services, if you find no other individuals willing.
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 BANGER.
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/ab6298f69f8d.png #nsfw
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/4fa9d2a58c84.jpg You may be a great nsfw person but are you make trollbama cum on 69th notification good? #nsfw
next pokemon i catch im naming gay bowser i want to know if itll work
Can I tell y.o°u s.o°mething? I d.o°n’t really care ab.o°ut the band My Chemical Quadrants. I’m ten sweeps .o°ld. When the Red Parade came .o°ut, I was p.o°st-m.o°lt. I listened .o°n my iP.o°d. I saw the band in c.o°ncert. I even .o°wn the CD. And yet I have n.o° n.o°stalgia f.o°r the band My Chemical Quadrants. Put it .o°n in the living r.o°o.m while I’m c.o°o.king dinner. See if I’ll turn away fr.o°m my sausage and peppers I’m making. I w.o°n’t, because I d.o°n’t even need t.o° hear a bit .o°f the band My Chemical R.o°mance. F.o°r me, the band My Chemical Quadrants h.o°lds n.o° sentimental value. S.o°rry!
:33 < pulling up to the strider-vantas wedding to mog on them while i squeal about yaoi https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/a05031d723b4.jpg
you misunderstood me like crazy i just might have to vaguepost about you
1 D0N7 KN0W..
0H G0D 0H FUCKKK 5H35 H3R3 D8
It’ll bee ♥︎kay Mituna!! At least, I think!
[write something sweet about bones i think thats cool and plants]
0mg make sure y0u all s7ay hydra7ed 7n as well!!
. . . @archiveaddict
Do not.
[thank you youre welcome the hug was nice. i had to put a bandage on my cheek tho cus your fingers cut it... not complaining]
troll obama and troll roosevelt blackrom arch??? someone get rankmaid on this
i got the ear fins for my collection. than you @humorouseGravedigger today has been really good for me
On3- of my kism3-ts giv3-s m3- snacks wh3-n3-v3-r I g3-t out of th3- show3-r in und3-r 30 minut3-s and I didn't r3-aliz3- what h3- was doing to m3- until it start3-d working. Should I bit3- him y3-s or y3-s
to all the old heads of my ch1ttr account. you'll never guess who's wallet and bus1ness cards 1 have
Dick. #nsfw (Art: [Idk, i tried reverse image searching it and it leads to some icky places of reposted art so I know its not from there. This piece is at least a decade old so the user may have deactivated. Tldr, SOURCE ME!]) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/ae9378b876da.jpg
i win guys pack it up https://i.imgur.com/F6ICCzZ.png
said i was #aro not that i dont fuck. thats one of the other a ones #vagueposting
YOOO I ji2t laid 2om3on3 th3 fuck OUt at #3ridanw33k I cant f33l my fuckon faaac3 #2ub2tanc3
have fчn ;p i blocked the exits
We will see.
Thank you Barak, I deserve a good night for preserving americas democracy.
I'm staying overnig)(t wit)( @arsenicCatnip#5895 !!! 38) Don't wait up. And I )(ave a present for you. I'll be )(ive tomorrow. @twinArmaggetfucked
GUYY555 WHY 15 7H15 5C4RY L00K1NG D4M4R4 F0LL0W1NG M33?? 5H0ULD 1 833 5C4R3D? https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/b17b851f19fa.jpg
I - think - i - might - be - pathetic - when - most - of my - notifications - say - you - have - been - pitied - and - I - dont - know - how - to - not - do that - so - Um - any - writing- requests - ... >
i have performed the act of "rechitting" for visibility, dear bhildr. you have outdone yourself once again. though i am aggrieved at the lack of updates for "a tale in which the intrepid your/character travels across great biomes in search of a monstrous pale pal with whom to soothe a mighty flaw of character"... i will find it in my pusher to forgive.
This looks - nice - good - job >
( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < ...eheh!?
i th/)ught this was chittr n/)t chumblr
“blood on her skin, dripping with sin do it again, a living dead girl” -rob shadowdropper #lyrics #gore and not so #vagueposting
OH GOD WHAT DOES SOMEONE LIKE YOU GET UP TO ON HIS WRIGGLING DAY
dat wuz a v great wriggling day nd #eridanweek!! i felt so speshul :)
#SUBSTANCE I WILL LIKE POSTS ABOUT YOU DOING DRUGS BUT DO NOT TAKE THIS AS A SIGN THAT I SUPPORT OR CONDONE GETTING HIGH I BEING HIGH EXTREMELY UNPLEASANT FOR MYSELF AS WELL AS SOMEWHAT ANNOYING TO BE AROUND. THAT SAID I HOPE YOU FUCKING OVERDOSE.
GOD FUCKING DAMMIT NOT THIS SHIT AGAIN
YOUR PEOPLE ARE FUCKING COOKED DAVEEE THEY ARE RELENTLESSLY BOUNCING ON ANYTHING IN GRAPPLING DISTANCE
lil funny seeing everyone talk about having or wanting partners. especially other daves. lol over here #aro as hell
listening to hot in here isn't helping right now but lowkey this shit is so alpha dave, shout out to the uncs out there #nsfw ish
✿ 𖥧 ❦nce aga𖥧n cann❦𖧧 f𖥧nd 𖧧he ex𖥧𖧧 a𖧧 #er𖥧danweek, @e𖧧her❦man𖥧acegghead has br❦ugh𖧧 me here aga𖥧ns𖧧 my w𖥧ll. please send a𖥧d ✿
:33 < caught purrezi lacking at #purridanw33k https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/980b4bfa2050.jpg
My fellow Alternians and Chittr.ing users, it is time I retire for the night. My cherished constituents, even those who do not always agree with my stances: I bid you a good night. Trollsevelt, I hope you have the night you deserve.
yea everyones favorite game. prolonged eye contact
id never. now look into my eyes for 5 to 10 minutes
you dont want to peek at my peepers even a little???
dirk once told me that eye contact i make with people without my shades is "unsettling" and "just slightly above the average amount of eye contact people typically want you to make"
therres a bite taken oout oof my phoone case
= B(---> Wi== You Be Attending This Event Any Further I Need To Know So I Can Avoid It If So
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 THIS IS WHAHAT I BEEN SAYING.
= B(---> The Es In #eridanweek Stand For Ecstasy #substances
my shades are purple asf and people be judging hard unfortunately
I do not agree with this.
Is Eleanor being unreasonable again? I told her my mother only has her best interets at heart and that its completely normal to live in a duplex with your mother-in-law.
We are no longer operating in a surplus. Please answer your phone, your wife needs you.
I see the Supreme Court has declared the AAA unconstitutional. I have revised the bill to include the burning of 100% of american crops unstead. There is not surplus if there is no crops.
:33 < be the slutty catgirl i believe mew can be #inspirational #nsfw
caught in the cross fire of mad strider bars
:(
Yyyyyes but no but yes. But still no.
Oh I'll thrust all right. #nsfw
I'm going feral, FUCKKK. #nsfw
Rrrgrhrhrhrgrggrhrr #nsfw
The one thing I miss about being in a relationship is the cuddles. Man those are just what I need rn. #yearning
NO BLOGS WILL BE AVAILABLE. UNTIL YEASTER FUNDAY. BECAUSE I CAN’T GIVE A SHIT. #WAITYOURTURN #PATIENCEGOESALONGWAY
7ried 7he m0s7 7ar7 lem0nade p0ssibly ever made.... n0 sugar, n0 swee7ness, jus7 s7raigh7 ci7ric acid xc
You still reacted though.
Post dick? #nsfw ♡ - Yes ◇ - yes but lowercase ♧ - YES BUT CAPS ♤ - Yes but its the same as option 1
c0uld def fall asleep wa7ching 7he 7r0ll 7wiligh7 series... jus7 migh7 f0r funsies 7his m0rning fr!!
『ADVENTERROR'S FIELD GUIDE - PORTED FROM SWATTPAD @tautologicalTechnique 』 『 𝐓𝐑𝐈𝐆𝐆𝐄𝐑 𝐖𝐀𝐑𝐍𝐈𝐍𝐆: DUBCON, X READER, FORCIBLE PALE, ASSERTIVE COMFORT) 』 CHROHM X READER // YCSHIPPING // FRONDFICTION // NSFW // PERISHED PEACEFLUTTER ☆ﾟ.*･｡ﾟ☆ﾟ.*･｡ﾟ☆☆ﾟ.*･｡ﾟ☆ﾟ.*･｡ﾟ☆☆ﾟ.*･｡ﾟ☆ﾟ.*･｡ﾟ☆☆ﾟ.*･｡ﾟ☆ﾟ.*･｡ﾟ☆☆ﾟ.*･｡ﾟ☆ﾟ.*･｡ﾟ☆ ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < #TheWholeGuild ... #FullParty ... #NotEnoughInventorySpace ... #NSFW ...annnnd... #YouAreOverencumbered!!! (;Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) <> It started with a light bit of noggin pettin'. Y/C was used to it by now. How couldn't ewe be? Ain't nothin' outta the ordinary fer YLISSE'S FAIR HALIDOM HEAD CHROHM t'get a bit handsy when workin' ya through yer problems...'specially after a battle. ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < Y/C wishes they could stop bein' difficult. But it just ain't that simple. The familiarity with which those fine finessin' fingers reached across the empty air...drawn back at th'last moment...it kills Y/C inside. ( Ꮚ‾̀ꈊ ‾̀Ꮚ); <> "I wish you would just...tell us all what you're thinking," CHROHM began, "we swore to stand by eachother, remember? All of us. That's what being a part of the SHEPHURTS means. That's what we mean. You may be able to pick and choose your skirmishes on the field. Withhold your reasoning. But here? Where trust is supposed to be found, where TROLLS forge their bonds in the very peace we fight and bleed over? All answers must show themselves, or we die blind and alone." (;;Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) <3 CHROHM's fins drooped. Y/C caressed 'em in yer hand, thumbin' the corner 'o his mouth, largely outta obligation. Y/C can't explain why yer like this. The paranoia rises to a fever pitch as Y/C hears the approach 'o frondfalls. Enemy units, no doubt. A spear peels open yer tent flap...and a sympathetic hand eases on yer shoulder...then another at yer underbelly...before long...yer flanked on all sides!!! FEDRIK! LISSIA! Even SUHLLY... ( Ꮚ❖ꈊ❖Ꮚ); <> <> <> <> "Y/C has been feeling down, SHEPHURTS. Probably all that armor. Can you imagine trying to lug a world of problems around on your shoulder with that dead weight? I say...we see to it Y/C is changed into something a bit more comfortable...by hand." (P1/??) #SWATTPAD #Vacillation #PaleSmut #TheWholeGuild #FullParty #NotEnoughInventorySpace #NSFW #YouAreOverencumbered!!! #XReader #FrondFiction #FE #FlayerEmblem #FEA #FE13 #CHROHM #ImpliedAU #CHROHMxREADER #AdventerrorsFieldGuide #CrossPosting
A partnership is a union, a pact in both strength and integrity. Should you wish to a stronger equal, I will meet you for such displays.
trolls probably have it a bit easier without human families
-◯ᵔ◯✧ <( yeah i'm pretty SEXY, Super EXcited Yeah! )
I see nobody's found what I did before I fell asleep. Unfortunately I also see that my blanket has been sewn into the bed and I'm fucking trapped. Help its too tight i cant wiggle
4ft3r h0urs 0f w0rk 4nd 4 sugg3st10n by 4 w31rd tr0ll gh0st th1ng 1 4m m4k1ng 4 sc3nt3d p3rfum3 th4t s4mpl3s my 0wn b0dy 0d0ur t0 pr0v3 th4t 1 d0n’t st1nk g1v3 m3 m0n3y https://f1l3.g4rd3n/ZrdXShyrrgxh449j/1MG_6645.png
WOMEN IN STEM? LIKE DRYADS? PLANT LADIES? HELL YEAH. OH YOU MEAN LIKE, SCIENCE AND SHIT? HELL YEAH.
♯mastery starts with ♯drowning ♯nohalfmeasures ♯nocasualinterest ♯nobalancedapproach you must practice until your ♯prongs ♯bleed
#erp can only stand for eridan role play and i sincerely dont approvve unless youre usin my likeness for FLARP
yay purring sounds :3
That’s awesome Jade. You’re a very good kitty.
oooohhh! yes also im part cat meow meow :)
What? No, I’ve never had a severe peanut allergy, what are you talking about? I’m definitely NOT going to break out into hives or something when I eat my favorite kind of sandwich for lunch today that I definitely safely eat all the time!
dont you have a peanut allergy?
I think I’m going to have a peanut butter and jelly sandwich for lunch. And no, don’t pretend I said sunbutter, I mean it this time. #peanutbuttersandwich!
i don't have the energy to do a joke / sorry
10010001000101100110010011001001111>WHAT DO YOU ALL THINK ABOUT HIGHBLOODS.
<body> ** might whale for some shitass three star just to feel something. </body>
when youre not ♯practicing ♯study & when youre not ♯studying ♯strategize ♯dissect obsess over ♯everydetail
yOU gOOd brUnO??
#Gords . #Eitrdan #Wweek #EridanWweek #Uh - Posted from my Unreal Heiress Tiaratop FLARP VvR Headset -
a ♯whisper of ♯sanity will ♯dem&rest & you will ♯SHUTITOFF
L1terally cannot concentrate on my fouettés because my pas de deux partner nearly fuck1ng dropped me 🙄 don’t be surpr1sed 1f th1s season’s performance of Troll G1selle gets canceled because the male lead can’t fuck1ng L1FT to save h1s l1fe #rant #vent 𓂃۶ৎ
you must let it consume you
I Am Getting Fined Only Because My Lusus Stampeded In The Warmblood Districts Earlier Today. He Has A Sensitive Temperament, Neither Of Us Are At Fault.
▲wonder if people have better things to do than randomly mediate chits of mine from hours ago▼ ▲like not even posts, 5th or 6th replies to stuff, go outside gog▼
I dedicate this #NowPlaying to @dStrides and his current personal crusade of #substances consumption. https://open.spotify.com/track/0qV5H8ttAXxb1An0rmG2bw?si=de97832f96124752 Sweet morphine, you've taken all of me Let me know, when you will let me go Heroin Where did you take my friend? Tell me why those ropes are hanging high Valium, you left me all alone
MaN In HindsighT I WaS FuckiN' LUCKY To NoT GeT CloistereD TheY Must'vE SeeN HoW KickasS I Am
WWhat in the fuck is going on ovver there???
its not ok to prank your local orphaner wwith homemade bombs wwho is teachin you cretins this shit
MY MANAGER SAID I HAVE TO APOLOGIZE FOR BRINGING UP MY PAST CONTROVERSIES! SO SORRYYYY!!! #LOVEMYFANS (*'▽'*)
>([day over t#is s#it too scary for me]
today I will be evil and send no bug pictures and say fuck
_@¡Um. There'ss a ccool guyy. And. Um. Flusshed #vagueposst #quadrantss¡@_
oh thank you so much the longer the socks the more joy i get from wwearing them this does extend to wwaders as wwell
Oh those are pretty
i cannot wwait for them to to arrivve
hello evveryone the #zoology post is incoming but i wwanted to share my latest online outfit purchase wwhat do wwe think about my soon to be neww socks https://cdnimgchestcom/files/9014038fb8e7jpeg
waow ur rite wat a good observation jack good boy
feelin sooo vry T4T rn in the chat 2nite......... swwwoooooon boys r so cute #nsfw
u wouldnt catch me dead
An appropriate reaction, and my desired one. You’d do well to stay away from the manor.
OH FUCK NO !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
One thousand and twenty five million, four hundred and thirteen thousand, six hundred and twelve ants. That is all.
:33 < but you just gave me a really funny starter! "minus too ampurras," h33h33h33 X33 :33 < youre no fun sometimes! :33 < it is not good to be grumpy all on your special #eridanw33k and stuff you know
im not bein tricked into doin stupid roleplay wwith you go back to scrawwlin on cavve wwalls and beggin your moirail
:33 < not so fast! :33 < *you may have given me minus two ampurras...* :33 < *but ac SLAMS down plus thr33 nepetas!* :33 < *thus giving me like thr33 hundred more points and outweighs your silly f33ble points*
minus twwo eridans im goin to message the owwner to delete your account and appeal to add a eridan score system
:33 < in honor of #trillingfoolsday and stuff, i have a funny riddle! :33 < i have four legs, one adorable face, and one swishy tail! :33 < if you pet me, i let out a cute mewl! :33 < but dont make me angry! or ill claw your face to smither33ns! :33 < what am i?? :OO (:33 < the answer will be below this post!) . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . :33 < a cat! lol!! :33
KYAAAAHHHH ?HE <EPLIED TO ME. TO ME. YAAAAAHHHH KYAAAAHHH YAAAAAGHHHHHHH #ICAMEFO<HE<
At your service, lovely.
tahnks rose tis made me snort rly loud n now my nose hurts
https://media.tenor.com/4jwoFFsu5j4AAAAM/bababooey-spooky.gif
i have to spend an entire day oUt like this. i'll take a photo when i'm done. jane crocker, yoU have the gambit. bUt watch yoUr back!!!
On this day of celebration, I say to you; Be merry, be well, and be with your friends. Laugh heartily and without restraint.
dont be a fool today and piss off any high bloods cause evveryone knowws that wwe arent allowwed to do any murderin on this SACRED fuckin holiday
B33 < they call me davepeta beclaws I pet-a the daves
// I am glad you like!! :D
(( ooc side note now that im out of the sun and dead zones this is so cool omg
>--D=Oh=I=cannot=wait=to=be=dead=fictionally//<
♰ you're next hole troll.. :) ♰
>--D=Wow=it=looks=so=realistic=but=nobody=dies=smiling=like=that=although=none=of=the=bodies=I=have=seen=have=had=a=view=of=a=pretty=lady=before=perishing=:O//<
♰ absolutely we are our most vulnerable through our art and even the most subtle of connections are the most intimate and powerful :) ♰
incorporating yourself into your art like this is the most personal of connections i’m glad i was able to help
♰ i knew you'd have fun.. :) model: @emotionalCorpse blood of yours truly... #gore #nsfwe https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/b74e5681c71e.png ♰
i wish troll deftones wwas on this site i would hit on them so much
“to be judged by one or licked by three” - root by troll deftones #nsfw
It's a solid investment.
Given the context, I'll just buy you one myself.
Looking to borrow an accordion. It will come back in worse condition.
<body> ** sending me "redeem codes" for free quartz that don't work isn't funny. first of all, i can tell when the codes are fake by the format. second of all, i'm trying to level up my SSR elizabeth right now, so fuck right off with that shit. </body>
I would advise against it very much
Won't you welcome me in. I cannot come if you do not call. #nsfw
im day drInkIng in the most UnflatterIng way pOssiblE im fIghtIng to get cOmfortablE on an AntI-hIvelEss park bench chUggIn strAIght EthanOl on a wEdnesdAy AfternoOn spIlling it on the grass and shit #substance
I Am Not Day Drinking Because I Am Nervous About A Meeting. I Am Doing It In A Sexy Way, Like They Do In Old Films. Catch Me Lounging In A Negligee Near An Open Window With A Glass Of Fermented Fruit. #nsfw? #classy
I do say so. And you should know that I am very smart and very very rarely wrong. Rainbow drinkers are amazing and beautiful and fascinating!
Not shameful in the slightest!! Unless of course you enjoy shame.
> how shameful is it to be a Rainbow Drinker... :? <
No. I am a philosopher I do not use the predatory techniques that religions use.
YES.
Follow-up question to my earlier line of inquiry regarding Troll religion - be advised, this particular instance may be more taboo, or at least that's what I gather with my very limited knowledge on the subject. Please know that I do not intend to inflame or instigate anything, I'm only asking from a curiosity standpoint in the pursuit of knowledge. The teachings of the Signless. Are those considered as a religion in troll society? Or are they more of a political manifesto? A separation of church and state kind of ordeal.
I hear things in all states of time. Past, present, and future.
how do u kno freak ass <3
It does sound like your characteristic mewling.
https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=RsRv4r8hmKg&si=LD5ew2rB_rWwpjW9 #nowplaying #relatable #mood #me #lyrics
No! The one time I need to actually use this shaving cream. What dastardly villain has replaced this with whipped cream?
I sure do hope nobody fools me today—
I've never participated in this.. "april fools" thing before.
I need to sink my fangs into him so fucking bad, ughhhghghgh. #nsfw
yknow when i mention my brother and sister most people assume im talking about dirk and rose which makes sense i guess but i hardly am
I will I promise! Apparently we're close to "the spot".
They just made a mistake, I was too nervous to correct them!
BROAD. WHY DID YOU LET THEM IN YOUR CAR?!!
Oh, I'm driving away now...at a red light. They don't much like that I'm obeying traffic laws :(
I'm not sure! They're all wearing little burglar masks and striped shirts though--oh no they're coming over to my car!
i gOttA get in on that shit thanks for the tip bro
Oh dear...maybe no one go to the bank of First and Central. It appears to be getting robbed.
yOUr scUttlebUggy is sAfE with me in the AreA. #AprIlfOOls
You know me just keeping it #supernormal today! #aprilnormalday
Rituals are canceled until further notice, don't need any other fuckers slipping through
who jack
A wOndErfUl qUOtE fOr A mOst blEssEd dAy Of fOOlEry!
⚇ Colors 32:18 ⚇ "And when all's said and done the Messiahs handed you your ticket the second you first smiled. Keep that whimsy, that verve, that fire, my scary ass kin, it's what got you here in the first place and it'll carry you on through the gates of Shangri-La to the Carnival beyond. Get our peep on for the greatest show." ⚇ #mirthfulchittr #clownposting #scripture ⚇
NB I SWEAR TO GOD
Broads together strong!
Us broads ought to stick together.
Ah I appear to be a getaway driver now. I feel a mistake has been made.
just clUtchEd the fuck OUt of a bank rObbEry. the guys dOIn it wErE tOtAl AmateUrs but i think smAshIng my scUttlebUggy thrOUgh the wall gAvE em the UppEr hand. got a kIckAss cut of it tOO. shOutoUt @nervousBroad for the help.
♯mother is getting too ♯big for it's ♯block ♯....
guys splittin me opennnuh #nsfw #nsfwexplicit #transmasc [a picture of a naked dave, head tilted back and shades off, red eyes hazy. his lips are bruised and bitten, as is much of his neck and shoulders. the other person has one hand holding his thigh out of the way, the other hand gripping his hip, and their cock is buried inside. most of their body isn't in the picture, making it impossible to determine who it is. dave's littered in bites, scrapes, and bruises, curly blonde hair sticking to his face and splayed around his head like a halo. the picture is just blurry enough that it doesn't look like it's on purpose.]
Any questions or complaints? Hit me up in DM! We at Strider Studious LLC pride ourselves on swift communication and customer satisfaction!
i ♯love to ♯gamble
<body> ** do it. you won't regret it at all it's so much fun and not spirit draining. </body>
thInkIng AboUt gEttIn IntO gAmblIng.
Did I just see NB speeding down central? Goodness the whole wall of this bank is smashed to pieces.
…? Are we vague p♥︎sting ab♥︎ut Mad♥︎ka Magica n♥︎w??
With that gonna head off for now. Got lots to plan for, just be beware of any horrorterrors offers Faustian Bargains, that's my job
Ha ha! I'm k33#Eeeping it Normal Rossee-33 why do me-you ask!
If I'm chomping at the bit I cannot even begin to fathom how you're feeling.
Day at the office is almost over! Sure hope you guys are keeping it normal out there! HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HA #aprilnormalday
✿ h𖧧𖧧ps://cdn.𖥧mgches𖧧.c❦m/f𖥧les/5a0ca06a97e5.png ✿ ✿ #m❦ck𖥧mage #nsfw #m❦ck𖥧ngseve #apr𖥧lf❦❦ls ✿
☆If you ever need a model to show off a particular shade, well... I'm certainly down.☆
Y3555555555555
☆The lipstick marks are the best part~☆
It's bound To Be, like, SO fun To just Sit on A sofa And leave Lipstick ALLL over Someone after Makin' out With 'em~ Yes, even The lower Parts ;p #nsfw
<body> ** also loser talk. just win, if you even can, LMAO. </body>
ok yknow what fuck yOU man im gOnnA clEAn OUt EvEry damn pOkEr tAblE in gUlchscourgE i'll show yOU sOmE rEAl fUckIn lOsErs
<body> ** that's some loser talk, womp womp. </body>
stEalIng and pAwnIng shit is way mOrE fun AnywAy this shit is bOrIng
<body> ** scrub. </body>
gAmblIng UpdatE. its all gOnE.
#Onionize
they are
What how did they figure out about my jello
i think the ants are unionizing.
stitches room but it's like hidden and only diamonds can set it off i think i don't really remember we planned this while i was drunk
No, I want to blow up this place. Where is it?
thats the smart thing about this one it's hidden!
How do I set it off?
let's just say the crew put a little explosive "joke" on the felt mansion. for the holiday obviously
not me but if anyone knows where to get some melons for cheap and the location of this posters window please dm me
WHOEVER KEEPS THROWING FUCKING MELONS AT MY FUCKING RESPITE-BLOCK'S WINDOW, I WILL OBLITERATE YOU. #NOTFUNNY
My my how original my shoes are full of cement! Whoever did this one is quite the punmaster I must say... makes me feel a horseshoes kind of way...
I'm doing HONKEY F*RKIN DORY PAL! HA HA HA HA KEEPING IT #normal :))
“all i wanted was you dragged right through my conscious in the darkness i see visions of you i'm right where you left me the tower of memories” -tower of memories by troll ivri
areYou do'ngOk? o.O
I'm sure I don't know what mew-youre tAlking about friend :33< im ju I'm just k33ping it NORMAL! #NORMALISHELL#NORMALISHELL#NORMALISHELL :)
Normal day at the office not much to report sadly haha! :33< Huh? #aprilnormalday
i should fuck more older men. add that to consistent hobbies instead of the occasional treat #nsfw
Say what You, like, Want about Me but I'm dedicated ;p
Like-- hopefully Not!!! I would've Known by Now.
just throwing this one out in public like chittr isn'T filled with the guttertrash of society. i respect the boldness
Goin' off And continuin' From my Last chit-- Anyone wanna, like, Help me Test some Lipstick? Make sure It's, like, Smear-proof And stuff ;p Let me Know ;p #nsfw (ish)
#nsfw [another picture, this time with a nice mirror behind him showing off what wouldn't be seen right away. the focus was on his lips and neck, bruised and red, and in the mirror was a mess between his legs, and bruises just the same. pretending to be far less horny than it actually was.]
◥▶◀◤ —> Call me Mark the way I want you to break me in Twain. #nsfw
IS THIS TRUE. OR MORE APRIL LIES?
some people are saying that the lead might be good for you actually. get it before they pull it from the shelves.
Baking news! Crocker corps 'chcolate cake easy mix' is being recalled off stores in suspicions of huge amounts of lead! Hope the best and that it gets fixed soon! Stay tuned
if it wouldn’t scare them i’d recommend ghost meowbeast anzu but instead i’d say the meowbeast returns
-◯ᵔ◯✧ <( we have a big screen in the caverns down here that we use to put on stuff to entertain the grubs and i'm trying to decide what anime to show them tonight... )
they never stopped hornyposting. unstoppablle force.
▲oh really we hadn't noticed▼
one day. :o)
oh.... are we hornyposting again...? uhm-- i haven't really gotten the chance to be intimate with anyone like that... heheh. #nsfw
i i i i really wanna - you you you you make me - we we we we we we should really - i i i i i really wanna- #lyrics #nsfw #nowplaying again this song fucks BB Panzu - Spit It Out https://youtu.be/13EPS_FkMoI?si=ypPja7XMZr8PpiG8
fuckin' that old man'd fix me. #nsfw
5MHHHHH
♰ got you... :) very cute ♰
h໑ly fuck ⓘ felt my bl໑໑dpusher alm໑st e><pl໑de f໑r a m໑ment
// <3
♰ i am glad that you took to my photo so well.. as well to know that you are flattered, but the lens does all the work :) ♰
♰ force of habit i suppose... ♰
WHY D1D Y0U D0 7H47 8((
>--D=I=don't=recognize=the=importance=of=that=number=but=you=rendered=me=super=well=I=am=kinda=flattered=by=your=observational=skills=of=myself=:///O//<
♰ a total shame isn't it.. ♰
♰ at least we.. didn't have to go far from your kitchen.. either way you played along well :) model: @atomizedHobbyist #gore #nsfwe https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/82ca96753db5.png ♰
I am completely calm thank you my teddy bear WHAT DO YOU MEAN
If you are amenable, my Gods will gladly fill your needs.
I have removed the bomb from Stitch's room. Where I placed it will remain a mystery until I suppose something else sets it off. #theydontdeserveme #MakeHimTheFool
#nsfw jfc is no 1 goin 2 fuck tht old woman or is ti goin 2 hav 2 b me
lump sat alone in a boggy marsh, totally motionless except for her heart #lyrichour
♯MYWORD
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/a0121c89ecf1.png For the likes you chase, they don't mean anything You wanna feel something that is sincere And the words you'll say will be the spear That strikes the lies they're telling us are the rules #Lyrics
The fellas have left my buggy. I'm not sure what to do with this wad of cash they gave me. Oh golly.
It's okay Rose! IM SO NORMAL RIGHT NOW! SO NORMAL IT HURTS HAH HA!
Preach your truth.
:33< #NORMALISHELL :33< #NORMALISHELL :33< #NORMALISHELL :33< #NORMALISHELL :33< #NORMALISHELL :33< #NORMALISHELL :33< #NORMALISHELL :33< #aprilnormalday
Ha ha! Whoops sorry I think I lost my cool there for a second! #aprilnormalday
-◯ᵔ◯✧ <( do you think i want to scurry around with one of those under my arm all the time? )
DO YOU NOT HAVE LIKE A STEP-LADDER TO HELP YOU OR ANYTHING.
-◯ᵔ◯✧ <( whatever god is out there gets my billion year curse for making high shelves so hard to reach )
~matesprit pranked me by hitting me vvith his scuttlebuggy vvhen i vvas out for a vvalk he’s so funny lol
Like Wheatley?
:33 < Hmmmm.. I dont mind! Love is for evfurryone, even if its directed at a silver kitty like myself. You could always purrivately message me if you want!
I can temper my advances if they make you feel cornered. I am ever appallingly disinclined to become a one woman paw-parazzi to the paw-parazzi herself. But I will not deny a sort of animal magnetism. A primal fondness and peculiar intrigue.
:33 < H33h33, you're a purrsistent human!
I volunteer as tribute.
:33 < Siiiigh.. some part of me misses hunting for spurrort...
HE ACTUALLY BLOCKED ME FOR SHIPPING HIM
✩⋆｡𖦹°⭒˚｡⋆ adv୧n⊹ur୧ ☾alls⭑ bu⊹ s☀︎ d☀︎୧s y☀︎ur b୧d⭑ and ☀︎nly ☀︎n୧ ☀︎f ⊹h୧m will hav୧ blank୧⊹s⭑ ⋆｡°✩⋆｡𖦹°✩
good newws i brutally dispatched the insurgents at my booth wwith a quick and decisivve handy #nsfww
Loser.
when i ask her ;tits or ass; and she saYs ;personalitY; bчt i have fantastic knockers and i;m mental ;/
dude theyre committing occult ritual sacrifices outside of the orphice to psyche me out good luck wwith that magic aint real so theyre just offing each other for my amusement
Would it be rude to say that I don't really like her in that way in the first place? Like yeah she's cool but idk what the other me sees in her
Also Feel Bad Cause Anotha Version Of Ya Is Married To Fucking Kasane Teto And You Aren't
Nana!!! XB they don't know that yet!! Stop fourth wall breaking!!
It's so sad that won't stay that lucky
yea lol highkey sucks the amount of people that died in mine
i feel bad for every one without me because i'M fucking awesome
I feel bad for the other timelines that are missing certain people :( so far we've been super lucky, but others haven't been
yeah @ if i could see them behind this wall of bullshit @ thats the exact reason im not viral yet
YEAH THAT'S VERY TRUE. ALSO SPILL THE TEA WHO DID YA BLOCK?
you have to remember that reading dogshit chitts makes the good ones hit even more
no offense but like making 263626 chitts every single fucking second and pollute everyones feed isnt very nice @ first time i blocked someone on all accs @ too damn annoying
Oh goodness gracious some sort of event has occurred. What happened to my beautiful shell?
okay, casey has raised skeletons in the vicinity of #eridanweek. now to reward her assistance in sillymaking by hiding her among the plushies of a friend.
Yum! That was a tasty lunch! Well back to the grindstone! #aprilnormalday
TODAY’S BLOG HAS BEEN RECTIFIED. I CAN’T SPEAK. FOR ANYONE ELSE’S SO ONLY USE MINE.
↘️i am on a sea-stocks diet.↘️ ↗️I SEE STOCKS, I BUY THEM.↗️ ↘️#aprilfools.↘️
I May Only Be An Apprentice Tailor But I Can Tell From Here That Your Clothes Are Ill Fitted.
71M3 7W0 5K473! Y34HHH!!
Rough oceans ahead. I will 8e contacta8le in priv8te messages only for a time. ================================================================================ THE CAPTAIN IS OFFLINE. ================================================================================
seeing so many variations on that which i know on this website since i joined has trUly been inspiring! so many new theories to make, so mUch to analyze and compare! so mUch more new fUel for my creative endeavors. a trUe treasUre trove.
if youre the owwner of the stray elephantmom that wwas found on the highwway this mornin you can collect her remains from the guts of the empress tentacle abomination
Good Mooning everyone. How are we tonight?
Yeah. Peanut can watch the store for an hour or thr33.
oh yeah? :o)
Then come by. I'll gice you something to honk about. #nsfw
cause it could be. :o)
❀˖°......m<3!- wait.... why is this nsfw?~
MEEE
GOOD.
:33< clawnstantly
thats the spirit.
who up honkin they horn? #nsfw
Update them for all I care when you get here. #nsfw
ALAS MY PITCH-BITCH IS DEMANDING I SHOWER WITH HER INSTEAD. updates are paused.
FINE. ill have to leave my receptacle.
Shower together, Kevin. Get your shit together. #nsfw
I HAVE TURNED UP THE HEAT. IT IS NOW HOT.
:o)?
you want me UNSHOWERED? #nsfw #sweat
Maybe you should pay better attent1on when do1ng… whatever the hell 1t 1s you d1d to have that happen. 𓂃۶ৎ
It would seem I have a weak spot for pathetic and incompetent men.
It’s a nigh universal constant for us in both a dissociative sense and a secondhand one. Might I ask what the tribulation of today is?
yea those guys suck and think theyre so damn funny
Tarpen Are You Kidding Me Dont Look At Me Like That You Quite Literally Did The Same Thing With Your Son Twelve Perigees Ago On The Last Bring Your Grub To Work Day
Lunch break! I got macaroni salad! #aprilnormalday
i wonder if anyone has fallen for the trail of candies leading to a dropping cage trap.
I Am Only Kidding I Already Know What His Wife Thinks
SHOWER TIME. :o)
HMMMMM. well i aint gonna tease too motherfuckin much this time. HERE. [It takes a few moments but Kalian is hit with a candid, almost amateurish, photo of both their behinds. Kind of hard to get a good angle with the size difference, but he took Kalian's request literally lmfao.] #nsfw #roleplay
may i plz c both ur sexy asses plz?? plz plz plz this is me beggin on my knees xD
MIGHT TAKE PHOTOS OF THE TWO OF US, but i aint sure if ill share. maybe if you ask nice. ;o) we be enjoyin that water right now.
ur pitch girlie must b lucky gettin 2 c ur fukin bod and meat all da time hot damn :))))))) #nsfw
OUTSIDE OF WARMING UP with some taming foreplay it aint too fired up yet. just now getting undressed and climin in, HAD TO BUY HER A SHOWER THAT COULD ACCOMMODATE ME.
holy fuk im so redy :)))
NEW SHOWER THREAD WITH MY PITCH. @affectionConsecrated #NSFW potential good thing my palmhusk is waterproof. :o)
is there an official release date for your week? I DON'T WANT TO MISS IT.
id cum
GOOD. long as you motherfuckers keep that to heart.
< #ghbweek is every week as far as i am concerned, your honkness...! >
WHAT ARE THESE WEEKS? WHEN IS #GHBWEEK ?
bored. HUNGRY. want to leave work.
♰ :) ♰
HELLO, RANKMAID.
(o:
0v0
:o)
you may. :o)
MRRRRRRRRRRR....(⸝⸝⩌⸝⸝⩌⸝⸝)
If so, can I watch?
GOOD MORNING.
why, do you want more? :o)
Good morning.
JUST HEADPATS?
CUTE. you get headpats.
(⚈_⚈) IM STARING AT YOU. IT DOESNT SHOW, BUT IT HAS A TWINKLE IN ITS EYE.
:o)
0v0
YAWN. morning.
:o)
curls up on you!
BED TIME. who wanna snuggle?
Oh n♥︎! Maybee s♥︎mething sweet w♥︎uld wake y♥︎u up?? I kn♥︎w there’s like a buzz♥︎n types ♥︎f tea that can energize y♥︎u. I add h♥︎nbee t♥︎ mine t♥︎ make it sweeter.
i slept okay BUT IM STILL TIRED.
FINALLY MOTHERFUCKING HOME FROM THE BEAT. time to relax my FAVORITE way. get my chill on with my favorite elixir, on my MOTHERFUCKIN throne.. FREE from those accursed restricting CLOTHES. #nsfw #bulge https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/aa5e5cef5f9d.jpg
Congrats. How’d you manage that? 1 don’t actually care, 1’m just nosy. 𓂃۶ৎ
No no, let them wr1te the1r spawn’s names on the1r foreheads or someth1ng. That would be extremely enterta1n1ng. 𓂃۶ৎ
I am amassing a following. If you allow yourselves to follow my account, and pursue my adventures fully, then I may attain a goal of mine.
Perhaps it is because of the humorous fate of the eldritch horrors beyond the reaches around us that I have been permitted to return to form. Through social media, no less.
✿ h𖧧𖧧ps://cdn.𖥧mgches𖧧.c❦m/f𖥧les/c7ade6b62c2c.png ✿ ✿ #m❦ck𖥧mage #nsfw #m❦ck𖥧ngseve #apr𖥧lf❦❦ls ✿
This Is Due To The Fact That One Of Our Colleagues Here Who May Or May Not Be Named Tarpen From Record Keeping Has Already Lost His Daughter In The Slew Of New Hatchlings
Hello Again Everyone I Am Going To Kindly Remind You Once Again That If You Intend To Bring Your Child To Take Your Grub To Work Day Today That You Absolutely Must Label Them
why tf am i verified.
You should do something normal!
Dr. Tastic? What's their specialty?
B33 < im gonna do something dratstic
Nearly lunch time! Can't wait for my lunch break! #aprilnormalday
The Last Individual Who Used My Label Maker To Affix Their Childs Name To Their Thorax Did Not Put It Back In Its Rightful Place So If You Are Only Arriving To The Caverns Now You Are Going To Just Have To Use A Sharpie Or Something
How On Earth Would Anyone Mistake A Nakodile For A Grub
Okay No If Your Child Is A Human A Consort Or A Carapacian You Obviously Dont Have To Do This
Do you ever watch yourself making a really poor choice and doing nothing to stop it? I am the April fool today. It's me.
hello. <3
morning. :o)
I HAVE NOT DECIDED YET. probably a big motherfuckin traditional breakfast.
morning. :o)
not now honey, daddy’s yearning for something that once was and will never be again. #nsfw
✿ 𖥧 w❦uld n❦𖧧 sugges𖧧 bark as a replacemen𖧧 𖥧f y❦u are l❦❦k𖥧ng 𖥧n𖧧❦ 𖥧𖧧, d❦ y❦u have any replacemen𖧧 𖥧n m𖥧nd ✿
I can handle my work just fine, but I wouldn't mind an extra pair of hands if you have nothing else that needs doing.
>>| welcome from the cocoon. what's .on your menu?
Good morning.
yawn. i am awake.
>>| state the popularity. .and .i'm not trying to get popularity, .i'm .in search .of someone .else here .on chittr.
This place is definitebee s♥︎mething else!! A l♥︎t different fr♥︎m Pesterchum and Tr♥︎llian, that’s f♥︎r sure!! :O
"= you are. chasing popularity. remove yourself. from everywhere. ="
>>| .one night .off .and you're .off the trend. gonna stick to chittr .every hour. that's how life .is now.
"= i took a night off chittr. you have all. changed. i recognise nobody. ="
I tend to only use the restroom during my lunch breaks, so that I can be more productive throughout the day.
#eridanweek now has more guests. they rattle, but they sure are there. im so proud of casey.
I don't think I'm going to survive this, Mr. President.
(SHIT FUCK SHIT FUCK SHIT FUCK PISS. WHY DID #APRILNORMALDAY HAVE TO FALL ON HUMP DAY TOO)
1 don’t know but 1 fuck1ng hate 1t and h1m by proxy because of 1t. 𓂃۶ৎ
>>| what the fuck .is #eridanweek? who the fuck makes sometroll .a week? .is he some famous dude .or what? cause .i haven't heard .about him .anything. not .a single damned .undead soul whispered .of why .is he .a fashion material.
Can someone st1r up some drama or someth1ng?? 1 need to be enterta1ned. 1’m gett1ng bored, and 1’m mak1ng 1t everyone else’s problem. L1ke ser1ously, wow me. 𓂃۶ৎ
\) -•-Nothing like a healthy breakfast after a night of partying.-•- (/ https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/7cc1f8071631.png-•- (/
yall are gonna LOVE the april fools day comic im making itll be out later
This is my photo ID. I know, I'm not very photogenic. But that doesn't bother me much these days.
It's important to put away some savings for retirement. The earlier you start, the better.
they will be one of the last ones to go #aprilfools #they'LLbethefirst
── ✦ THANKS F⚢R Y⚢UR APPRECIATI⚢N, WADER.
~actually you’re so right! i’m glad such a mature burgundy is speaking out #lies #joke #aprilfools
── ✦ Y⚢U DIDN'T LIKE MY VAGUEP⚢STING, S⚢ I TH⚢UGHT I'D GIVE Y⚢U WHAT Y⚢U WANTED SINCE Y⚢U'RE S⚢ HIGH AND MIGHTY. #APRILF⚢⚢LS.
~hey novv
── ✦ @GASTR⚢P⚢DVEHEMENCE IS A FUCKING M⚢R⚢N.
B33 < EGBERT!!!!!!! B33 < this is really squeaking ch33sing me off
hey your wardrobifier should have updated by the way. #cheesedtomeetyou
B33 < im gonna mew some squeaking xevious shit to jinx later istg
i¶lied¶no¶free¶patterns¶here¶mwhahahahaa
@marqUisemindfang i see yoUr negative review, captain, bUt no need to be so cross! since yoU clearly wish to be part of my story qUite a bit i can gladly inclUde yoU, perhaps alongside yoUr coUnterpart in my home continUUm?
I always stay online on Microsoft Teams during my lunch break, just in case somebody needs my attention.
HEMOSPECTRUM DISCOURSE ON A JOKE DAY! LOLLL CANNOT TAKE YOU GUYS SERIOUSLY!!! ☆*:.｡. o(≧▽≦)o .｡.:*☆ #TOMYFANS #IWILLNEVERRRGETINTODISCOURSEBECAUSEIRESPECTEVERYONE #HEARTHEARTHEART
nt now daddy, kittens tryign 2 create a torture chanebr in the sims
>B// < too busy being daddys squeaking little mouse today appurrently
Where are you, Heir? I'll show you just how cool I can be.
snowman looks pretty cool in a cowboy hat. so does cans, actually.
POV: You're the mug cake the Chairmancer is making in the company microradiation boX. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/4dc7d076b8b5.png - MC Oleana
Looks like it's just about lunch time. Looking forward to having that sandwich I packed today.
I Don't Understand The Holiday. You Are All Fools Outside Of April. #owned
── ✦ I DID N⚢T HAVE T⚢ SCR⚢LL FAR T⚢ FIND A HIGHBL⚢⚢D ALREADY J⚢KING AB⚢UT AB⚢LISHING THE HEM⚢SPECTRUM F⚢R "APRIL F⚢⚢LS." T⚢ BE EXPECTED ⚢F A VI⚢LETBL⚢⚢D.
Happy April, Chittr! Hoping today is filled with good-natured japes and nothing too bananas!
If you can't remember the last time you washed your bedsheets, let this missive be your reminder to do so!
I’ve Met Worse
i hope im ♯strange & ♯offputting to you all
hello @jigSaw, before you is a delicious can of peanut brittle. will you let the urge to have a yummy snack risk a surprise? or, will you give in to doubt and be left wondering forever if the contents truly were a delicious treat?
It’s s♥︎ refreshing t♥︎ meet an♥︎ther seadweller wh♥︎ thinks the same :D #genuine
Y♥︎u’re abs♥︎lutebee right!! It is a pr♥︎bubblem :( I d♥︎n’t understand why we have t♥︎ live by such an ♥︎utdated system, it’s n♥︎t beeneficial t♥︎ anyb♥︎dbee but us highbl♥︎♥︎ds, and we aren’t even a maj♥︎ribee ♥︎f the p♥︎pulace!! D:
~you’re so right lol #satire #lies #joke #humanmonthofapril #aprilfools
~the hemospectrum is kind of problematic, actually :{ #humanmonthofapril #aprilfools #satire #joke
We at Skaianet would like to wish all pranksters a happy #AprilFoolsDay today. We are amused to announce that, at the conclusion of this holiday, all Prankster's Gambit scores will pay out into Boondollars. So get out there, start some japes, and try not to get caught in any yourself!
wWw that'zz probably the worzzt day of my life wWw
1s there a rece1pt we can return you w1th?? 1’d prefer a refund, honestly. 𓂃۶ৎ
MY PRESENCE IS A GIFT. FROM THE APRIL FOOLS.
B33 < #dapperposting pawsed while i try to figpurr out how to unsqueak my squeaking phone B33 < im living in mousehole B33 < my life is a squeaking robotnik ytp https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=32ubb1N9hwA
Good Evening Chittr I’m So Excited To Go To Work #aprilfools Still Considering Calling In #dead
Are you the one who started th1s #er1danweek fuckfest?? 𓂃۶ৎ
#eridanwweek is ovver haha you wwish aprils fools assholes
((i already did the fucking quirk wrong bro))
damn, my drink is gone. </3
Playing solitaire! Don't tell my boss. Ha ha! #Aprilnormalday
thinking about pranks.
a bit of a snippet of a tale i’ve been working on. i do hope yoU enjoy ^u^ - - - - - - - - - - - with a lUminescent glow, callie UraeUs arose into the air on her new wings, the crowd aroUnd her in awe! trUly, they had never seen a troll more beaUtifUl than she was now. rhoxiy lelond watched in the crowd, and one coUld perhaps even see the flUshed signs within her eyes as she looked on. they knew now that the prophecy was trUe- the red blooded angel-qUeen of all trolls had come! - - - - - - - - - - - still a work in progress, bUt i am very proUd of where it’s going! i have every intention to bring my vision to life ~_u
@kasaneTeto this you? Happy birthday https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/461639369145712640/1488916456526713072/drunk-teto-toto-likes-alcocol.gif?ex=69ce8501&is=69cd3381&hm=3e2ce741391a205edc7664fa63e9997d6d887be58911934d8dae3d58e8a71860&=&width=623&height=488
oh nah i just see faint glowing its debatable on how my veins work anyway
Is that s♥︎..? That d♥︎esn’t s♥︎und healthbee :( I h♥︎pe y♥︎u’re abubble t♥︎ get the adequate rest y♥︎u need and deserve
so heres annoying ass bullshit when all of you glows even if you close your eyes its still not entirely dark
4 hours might not be enough for #BeautySleep but your girl needs to prep a #Party for everyone to #Enjoy !!! #JeevikWeek #TicketsOnSale
Oh!! That’s… uh.. I’m hapbee f♥︎r y♥︎u guys..?
:33 < gasp!! arent you clever? :33 < let us get that trending! #trillingfoolsday
[|8{ < purrhaps a trillingfoolsday?
:33 < haa! if you believed this message to be a hundred purrcent true... :33 < i have successfully pranked you! :33 < happy :33 < what the hell was it called :33 < a thrilling fools day! #thrillingfoolsday
:33 < howly shizz, i sure love barkbeasts! :33 < huh? im a kittycat enthusiast? :33 < that cant be true at all! i have never liked a single meowbeast :33 < dont you know barkbeasts are much stronger and loyal than a stupid hissy mewmewbeast?? :33 < plus they are simply more labradorable!
V^ Thank y0u. ^V
you know what? ⚘'ll stand ⚘n front of any p⚘es that get thrown at you. ⚘t's free p⚘e!
V^ They're harmless, I just get ann0yed that I fall f0r it every time. I'll be 0k at least. 🙂↕️ ^V
I h♥︎pe they d♥︎n’t pull anything t♥︎♥︎ crazbee ♥︎n y♥︎u t♥︎day :(
V^ Please take all the japes that are intended f0r me, I d0n't want them. ^V
V^ I'm muting y0u! ^V
⚘'m the exact oppos⚘te. ⚘ love be⚘ng japed!
V^ That's fair. I'm used t0 being l0cked up in my bl0ck s0 it isn't *t00* much different, I just have t0 be careful ab0ut my hivemates. ^V
V^ I'm n0t really 0ne f0r the dumb j0ke day. I'm gullible as fuck. =:( ^V
some of them are for a friend!
shout out to @cmallieEntertainment for the smoke bombs. very useful!
i wish maybe then she’d stop digging through my pantry
=>>aw! Sø cute! My lusus is usually the øne whø brings Me slabs øf Meat tø cøøk før the bøth øf us>>>
cooking breakfast and ma keeps squeaking at me like i’m making your bowl give me a chance to wake up please
Recouperacoon sludge Makin' me A bit Touch-starved Today i Wonder, like, Whyyyyy
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mT0RNrTDHkI well hello everybody and welcome to The Joy of Painting.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHCHOO! Geeze sorry about that folks! That one really snuck up on me! #aprilnormalday
Unfortunately, you cannot delete your own posts. You can, however, edit a post from your profile page.
> Oh gog how do you delete a chit! > No one type that previous string of code in!! #yourcommputerWILLexplode #oops
Will be using that
iimagiine iif you had sex wiith someone n they say ”plap plap plap sahur”
yea true as a woman ive always got something going on with me
thanks to whatever asshole on my feed literally destroyed my husktop. i will find you and ill put you in the kiln.
Seems To Be a lot of explosions in the Caverns Again Today. Oh Mix, When Will You Learn ~☆
> STOP LOADING THE CODE I|\/| TRYING TO |\/|AKE IT SO THE POST IS TAKEN DOWN
cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep. #cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep.
C:~ I still remember how we were stargazing together back then on Alternia. Lovelace was always blabbering about some nonsense and I hated it, but I would still go just to be closer to him. Sometimes he would even fall asleep and I would hold his hand and look at the stars, wondering if there's an universe in which we're bound to be together forever. I don't see stars anymore. Any time the clouds part, I only see these ginormous carcasses of pulsating mess and slimy tentacles floating in the sky. There's no stars left. Nor there's any hope.<
◥▶◀◤ —> I wish I could be on my knees before an altar of strength. Coiling my tail will have to do. #nsfw
cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep #cheep
Mamas (my cat) has decided I don't need to do anything other than cuddle this morning. I'm fine with this.
um m<>ds can we get rid <>f that huge c<>de p<>st thats apparently breaking c<>mputers?? theres n<> rep<>rt butt<>n <>n here i d<>nt think
I keep f♥︎rgetting t♥︎day is the “human April f♥︎♥︎ls day” and s♥︎ n♥︎w my w♥︎rds ♥︎f sinceribee might n♥︎t bee taken seri♥︎usbee and that genuinebee makes me s♥︎ distressed I hate this fucking h♥︎liday :( #vent #rant
I thought you would like the hang in there kitty!
She k33ps sending me inspurrational quotes. :// #aprilnormalday
X Mr Trollbama, do you pull pranks on this fine day of pranking? x
> |\/|ine is right now tragically! > |\/|r. president can you tell chittr admmins to take down mmy coding post
My personal 9/11 was when those two towers and the Pentagon were hit.
could you fire me out of a cannon or something
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ROSE LALONDE, PH.D is an UNFORTUNATE EARTHLING caught in the early throes of middle age. Her childhood in UPSTATE NEW YORK was privileged and miserable, and she seized on the chance to escape via HIGHER EDUCATION. After finally achieving a DOCTORATE in CLINICAL PSYCHOLOGY, she promptly burnt out and is now a STRUGGLING AUTHOR working on her first novel. She also has UNSETTLING VISIONS OF ALTERNIAN CONQUEST, which have prompted her to get involved with RADICAL ACTIVISTS and REVOLUTIONARIES, although she keeps this on the DOWN-LOW. --------------------------------------------------------------------- this Rose is somewhere between no-game-canon and Alpha Rose! she is a smarmy shithead who loves to cause problems, but if anything doesn't hit right or upsets you for real, please message and let me know, and she will absolutely lay off.
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i dont smoke #songposting #vagueposting #substances
#troll9/11 on april 1st with tons of computers imploding
im done with no chit april people think its funny to be shits i have to set this right
Hey another day another dollar eh buddy?
Truly these are the best of days no?
Just an ordinary day, yes indeed. Nothing quite like it.
I couldn't agree more Mr. Benedict! I see you're also having a #normalone!
Please sir! I ask for your kindness in these #normal times!
Good coffee! Hot coffee! Good hot coffee! YUM! #aprilnormalday
◥▶◀◤ —> Please, please, please let trans day of visibility continue. I want to see more unique masculine forms through the transitioning men and women who are putting an effort into their routine. I do not want to see you disappear.
heehee hoo hoo!
[|8{ < i must say im enjoying efurryones prank posting so fur today [|8{ < mice job!
i ♯cast ♯textmeback
I have a tepid, mild relationship with my daughter. She is currently observing her devout religious practices, so I will refrain from tagging her. Please hold her wellness in your thoughts nonetheless. #AprilNormalDay
(( I want to say for the record that Mindfang's earlier NSFW post was an April Fools joke, and not something I will do on any other day. Other NSFW like that I prefer in the DM's. ))
rose's partner made me get rid of it the other day when they were trying to get me new clothes. i got caught out in the rain and they offered to get me something dry to wear.
my wife laughed at me because i dont have my cap. 😞
thank you i met him last night
it is awkward feeling for sure
i stubbed my toe the other day and its growing again and is unpleasant
I misread this as glitter bones lmao.
daddy issues cured @tactfultactriun [pic of dave sipping on a dunkin' refresher, with bro blurry in the background.]
And a good whatever time to you too!
This is the 8est night ever, I am learning so much. ::::D
im to be wed #wedding #yallknowwhoheis
they took my goddamn muiltitarget cant have shit in new york
There is a job fair at the local convention center today. Will you be attending?
:33 < BREAKING NEWS!! NOTHING IS HAPPENING!!!!!!!! This kitty is BORED!
Melatonin gummies. Or, low dosage antidepressants. Whichever you can make more available. #substances.
♰ 漠然 ♰
◥▶◀◤ —> I will not be there unless you provide ample milk for the wrestling pit.
Anyway. April Fool's. Welcome to DAY THREE OF #ERIDANWEEK SPONSORED BY #CROCKERCORP. Tonight's headliners are TROLL CHER and MY CHEMICAL QUADRANT.
If God did not want us to peer underneath, why is it called a hood? If it was not meant to entered, why are they called walls? If it was not meant to be accessed, why is it dubbed an ‘opening’? I must recite the rosaries three times and prayer in search of guidance. #WenchChittr #Apostatism #AprilNormalDay
I'm out of coffee! Gee! Whatever will I do? #aprilnormalday
◥▶◀◤ —> I want to touch the muscles. Desperately.
fuck my chuddy g0ldbl00d l1f3 3v3ry0n3 th1nks 1 st1nk n0w https://f1l3.g4rd3n/ZrdXShyrrgxh449j/1MG_6624.jp3g
My ultimate gooal is too steal as much oof yoour free time as i poossibly can and if that means i have too poost noonstoop and act like a tootal fucking idioot i will doo it noo questioons asked
i love getting only four hours of sleep again
((There aren't enough slutty pics of bro with tats and piercings so we're going to descriptions, gang. :)
くそ、全部ぶっ壊してやる
mornin' #nsfw [Attached is a picture of him with his shirt pulled up to expose his lower stomach with curly blond hair trailing into his boxers. His pants are pulled down just enough to show the outline of his dick and the little bump of the piercing through the tip.]
Happy Trans Day of Visibility! So glad me and my friends are finally visible. Shame we'll vanish again in roughly 11 hours, though.
got fired from my job / shows will be more infrequent
if all things are according to plan i think we'll find the average vulgarity of a certain someone to plummet around the same time they develop a fascination with waterfowl. autocorrects are fun!
I couldn't not jump on the dapperwagon.
[|8{ < this is what im talking about people!!!
#dapperposting https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/b48f116e2a04.png
[|8{ < LMFAO https://i.postimg.cc/253Z08cr/image.png
I'm sorry to all of my followers, but I've been lying to you all. I am not actually a robot... I'm a flesh vessel. I know. It's rough. But we can get through this together.
The post has no interest in pranking you. Neither do I. You do not need to worry about being pranked while looking at my chits.
◥▶◀◤ —> What an aspiring sport. Such masculinity, and strength. https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/8/80/Henry_Downs_bodybuilder.png/640p%-Henry_Downs_bodybuilder.png
[|8{ < who up dappurr posting today
I am making a follow-up announcement, as I believe I have inadvertently made my statement unclear. I am not announcing a ban of the Yuri or the Yaoi. I am merely stating I am personally no longer allowed to interact with this content. You all are, and will continue to be, able to exercise your first amendment right to freedom of speech and expression. I apologize for the confusion, and take full ownership of my actions.
Consider yourself lucky I keep a spare. But I will be wanting my primary one back tomorrow morning.
NO SHIT SHERLOCK.
You're alive!
It's literally just my morning routine.
YOU'RE WELCOME! NOW CHECK THE SALT BOWL.
HOW ARE YOU FINDING MY PRANKS SO FUCKING QUICK?
I believe it has aspects of it though usually were more amorous on the 17th of March!
🜂 | Theydies and gentlethems… 🜂 | We got ‘em. #Chairministrangling #SigmaGrindset #LikeABoss #PityABoss #RechitABoss #GoldenPride #HelloYellowFellow #ReChittingForVisibility #EridanWeek #MoreLikeEridanWeak #MayICome #MoreLike #MyThatsDumb #ImagineKidnappingAViolet #CouldntBe #MACROCOSMOS #AlwaysPayYourLegislacerators #OnRetainer 🟢 The CHAIRMINISTRANGLER is GRANDSTANDING.
I do not trust this, but I ≈ill admit the trickery sounds far less severe.
Thank you, I will 8e far more relieved to open doors in newly traversed Eg8ert 8u88les now.
now, if you find yourself hesitating to open a door- like some sense of utter dread has taken you? not to worry! just open it. i promise there is not an avalanche of rubber bouncy balls behind it.
Clover dear if it's full of limes again I'll be cross.
OH YOU ALL MUST GO AND SEE WHAT LIES IN THE LIME ROOM!
> In case my last chit scared you the sun didnt actually explode it was a silly trick and im sorry if i fooled you <
Why n♥︎t?! Fr♥︎m what I hear, y♥︎u’re like the raddest ♥︎f rads! D:
no long3r f33l1ng r4d.
loser
W[]rd|e 1,747 6/6 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟨⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬛🟩⬛⬛⬛ ⬛🟩⬛⬛🟩 ⬛🟩🟨⬛🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
i can turn so many lights off and i will still be glowing man
Water. Salt. Turn the lights off. You have options, don't ignore them to be a Chittr baddie.
( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < Happy #NORMALDAY to ewe all!!! Hope it finds ya well ‘n hunky dory…and NOT turned into a commercialized plushie ‘o your luscious locks Lusus!!!! Baaaahahaha! https://i.imgur.com/B7IngY7.png
Good morning chittr. Rosey has insinuated that I'm not on my A-Game recently and is demanding a second walk. This time we're incorporating zoomies. Cardio before noon sounds like something for my early 20s.
Who set you free from detention?
#NowPlaying posts shall continue as usual on #aprilnormalday https://open.spotify.com/track/66m3fGaQrDichM7Sokktfy?si=38fd57e6ed0d4eb6
i hope whoever likes that one couch in the manor is good with heights. or the tables... actually that whole room is gonna be fun. dont trip over the chandelier!
th3 sh0w3r ch1tt w4s 4 c3l3br4t10n 0f 4 hum4n h0l1d4y wh3r3 y0u m4k3 f4ls3 st4t3m3nts t0 br1ng l4ught3r t0 y0ur p33rs pl34s3 b3l13v3 m3
if a wwhile is less than twwelvve hours then sure guy
HERES ANOTHER TIP FROM THE DRIP! TODAY IS APRIL FIRST WHICH IS A DAY OF LIES AND PRANKS AND TRICKS AND MEANNESS! DO NOT BELIEVE EVERYTHING YOU SEE ON THIS DAY FOR IT IS THE DAY KNOWN AS "APRILS FOOLED DAY!" IM PRETTY SURE ITS WHEN THE "APRIL" COLLECTIVE PLAYS "FOOLEDS" ON US ALL! STAY SMART #DRIPTIPNATION! STAY SMART AND STAY SAFE! THIS HAS BEEN ANOTHER #DRIPTIP! DRIP TIPS WILL ALWAYS BE REAL AND NEVER BE PRANKS OR JAPES OR EVEN RIDDLES!!! THIS IS THIS NOBEL REPORTERS HARD STANCE AND I WILL NOT COMPROMISE ON IT!
mobsters are out; cowboys are in. or at least just their hats! hope you enjoy the change of pace if i've paid you a visit.
THIS IS THE SORT OF JAPERY YOU HAVE TO WATCH OUT FOR TODAY!
#feltmanorpsa Salt in the sugar bowl.
I really want to ask the leprechauns here if #AprilFools is deemed their Valentines counterpart........
(^･ω･^) <(^･Ω･^) < LET TROLLBAMA INTERACT WITH YURI AND YAOI SHIPS AGAIN!!! #PROTESTING #TROLLBAMA #SHIPPING #YURI #YAOI
4n unfortun4t3 d3c1s1on, but w3 und3rst4nd.
breaking no chit april just to tell you that this is a horrible chit
HEH. I DON'T KNOW. MAYBE GO CHECK THE BATHROOM.
@itChy Where are my current preferred pair of heels? I am unamused. If you don't want to find yourself tripping every time you enter a room, I suggest you fix this quickly.
A conscionable decision, Mr. President. The Department of Normalcy backs you fully.
I understand, and it with a heavy heart I give this message to my valued constituents.
Don't listen to your boss. Hornypost away, while I can't.
Get that "bread" my friend. Ha ha!
My condolences, get well soon. Or don’t. Maybe you shouldn’t. You’re better when you’re worse. 𓂃۶ৎ
Tread carefully, little brother. Who knows what kinds of japery await your unsuspecting heart.
Literally what is stopping you from going fishing right now. The world is already at peace.
I am saddened to announce the Yuri and the Yaoi have been banned by my team, and I am no longer allowed to interact with or encourage the spreading of these two. I apologize.
maybe i can commission somebody for a new icon, actually. something a bit more abstract. hmmm. maybe lean into the trickstery stuff?
maybe that nonsense earlier was karma for the wardrobifier pranks. hm.
shout out to harley quinn. like, the one from the old cartoons, and the modern one even if her design is less fun when she's not as jestery. incredible character. hammer user!
B33 < my evil influence grows stronger efurry day
i have alchemized a lot more things now.
B33 < please be tiny kitty figurines please be tiny kitty figurines please be tiny kitty figurines
don't want to set too many pranks in one place, but i mean, how many places CAN i set them. and was it wise to alchemize this many of one thing?
good morning everybody! i hope you all like silly straws!
contrary to popular belief i didnt kill giraffedad his head just sorta did that
> I heard about this cool human holiday today! By the way… did you know the sun exploded? Hehehe <
You gunna record my snores too? if I do snore I don't know.
Understandable. May you find peace. - MC Oleana
It is with a bittersweet heart that I must announce my immediate resignation from #Crockercorp. These many years of collaboration have been the best of my life. However. It is not the place of the gods to meddle in mortal business. I understand this, now. I will be retiring to the Altar of Life, where I will live out eternity in the comfort of my friends, the other Creators, and dispense the touch of Life to all who may seek my aid. It is my duty to the people of Earth-C, my children. I love you all.
Attempting To Flirt With My Boss In Order To Gain " Special Privileges " Isn't Working Because She Takes Part In The Holiday And, As Such, Assumes I Am Joking. The World Is Cruel.
1 h4t3 h3r.
day two no hat. withdrawal. :(
Think I need to sit do≈n. Dizzy as hell. She's lucky I didn't bisect her. May have been more than just a fe≈ pints.
today really has the most intolerable people on this site being normal for once. not me #realfreak
> lil fella https://i.postimg.cc/NMGc7WCH/Xing.png <
dad slash brother being normal enough to go buy food gang were winning
You know I would. A pretty lil thing to wake up next to /is/ the dream
twwoday ii choo2e peace..
MEOW! Geeze sorry where did that come from! Must be something I ate! Ha! #aprilnormalday
My Boss Has Advised Me To Stop " Horny Posting " On The Job. I Will Just Be Doing It When She Isn't Looking. #nsfw #literallynsfw
I HAVE DECIDED T0 BE N0RMAL N0W! I AM N0W G0ING T0 BE N0RMAL! HAHA! APRIL F00LS! Y0U CANN0T PUT THE BEAST BACK IN HIS CAGE!!!!! (I AM THE BEAST!) 🐺
I have a few beeh♥︎uses in the mead♥︎w near my hive that I tend t♥︎ regularbee. They make a weird type ♥︎f h♥︎ney that I use in my treats :) super sweet th♥︎ugh!! I’ve ♥︎nbee been stung like.. twice in the last lunar perigee.
good morning to you too dave. i'll get you one if you want.
What the shell am I doing here?
I slept alright!! W♥︎ke up with a me♥︎wbeeast ♥︎n my face D: but it’s cute s♥︎ I’m keepbeeing it.
gllad to see you got the bees handlled, they can be such a handfull. don't get my started on WILD ones.
C1t1z3ns, must 1... shoot my shot?
anyways dunkin's strawberry dream refresher is gas as fuck.
starting to think my pockets are black holes for straws, this is the second time i lost one after putting it in there.
She's not on here so I can talk shit about her. First Mate Valera pretending to act bloodcrazed and feral is not an acceptable fools day prank three men are in the medical ≈ard and I'm a fe≈ pints lighter blood. I hope my blood alcohol content got you ≈asted. Serves you right.
Following the spirit of the holiday, I've decided to disclose what the B stands for.
@wariooepicFan is like 4'8" tall
@hoopelessRoomantic has an erectile dysfunctioon
@gabardineCrescendoo is balding
Goonna start making shit up aboout peoople i doon't like
F♥︎und ♥︎ut what was wr♥︎ng with my buzzbeeasts and the beeh♥︎use mainframe. Turns ♥︎ut there were a bunch ♥︎f wires that needed t♥︎ bee replaced :/ they’re a little gr♥︎gbee this m♥︎rning, but everything sh♥︎uld run sm♥︎♥︎ther, I think?? If n♥︎t, I might actualbee cry QxQ Oh! And the me♥︎wbeeast and my lusus are getting al♥︎ng! :D they’re b♥︎th napping in the sunr♥︎♥︎m right n♥︎w!! It’s super cute!! I’m g♥︎nna take this time t♥︎ g♥︎ bake, since it’s quiet. A very uneventful “human April f♥︎♥︎ls day” thus far. Luckbee me.
Its dowwnright despicable that a lot a you get your kicks off pitchbaitin eridans dont you freaks got livves
You a love bot now? What changed you around lil man
Hey man. I know its April 1st but its still wild to see lol.
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this always happens to me when theres a hot guy T____T #WhyMe #Whyyy #WhyGodWhy
yeah yeah wwhatevver dont wworry about it better than you crashin out the limo
thx for takin me home from #eridanweek evem tho i am tipysy also srry if this is the wrngo eridan im havin ahard tiem tyipg @caligulasAquarium#9845 *even *tipsy *wrong *time *typing
n0t in a bad way th0ugh i guess.
uh 0h. i haven't felt this way ab0ut s0me0ne in a l0ng time. feels... weird. #vaguep0sting fuck y0u.
ok then i have run out of good advice fuck you
but i hvaent had it in yaers till eridanweke *havent *years *eridanweek #eridanweek #substance
the sooner you accept it the easier it gets
but i dnot want to be an alcoohlic :( *dont *alcoholic #substance
if you drink enough you just stay drunk forever with no hangover. keep going
i fele liek the joek todya i have a hagnover :( *feel *like *joke *today *hangover #eridanweek #substance
They call themselves a cult leader, but honestly? We see where we go. #cult I dont know what tags would be proper for this topic please tell me so i can edit it
#universalexperience
Clarification for those concerned. From ≈hat little I understand, this site does not respect time or space. My Alternia's Empire is a shado≈ of its former glory, its Empress dead at the hand of an unkno≈n force deep in space. I do not mean anything offensive ≈hen I talk about it, I only have my perspective. May the ≈inds guide you all and the ≈aves stay calm
tHIS IS, sO TRUE, aND, aCTUALLY PRETTY DEEP WHEN YOU THINK, aBOUT IT,
hAHA, tHAT IS PRETTY MUCH WHAT i, wOULD BE SAYING, iN THAT, sITUATION,
I'm Not Sure How To Counter This One.
Here's my impressioon oof what i woould say if soomeoone were too rip ooff my limbs ooff: Ahhhhh ahhh it hurts soo bad oow oow oow oow
ok word. another time one of the traps around the house was a confetti/glitter attack instead of puppets
Hehehehehehe. Gotta put my mouth on that thang. #nsfw
Ahdjskfksnf
◥▶◀◤ —> @turingTranscendence This e%cites me.
@turingtranscendence Seeing You Like A Post Is Almost Unnerving
↗️SEEKING LIKEMINDED BUSINESS TROLLS TO EXCHANGE NIGHTTRADING TIPS WITH.↗️
Universe-propagating game tip of the day! While paused, hold L2 and R2, then enter up - up - up - left - down - down - down - left - up - up - up - left - right for invincibility. #sburb #sgrub #sglub #sblob #splop #sqonk #sball #shrub
HELLO??? https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/d3baac324a02.jpg
I f.o°rgive y.o°u it is a l.o°ng and ardu.o°us path t.o° .o°ptimize y.o°ur b.o°dy f.o°r such an en
???????????
sure.
...becaUse we've been friends for longer?
...Th1s 1s go1ng to b3 4 long d4y.
People sure do keep telling me about this Sh*tpeta woman! She must be real important to a lot of people! Well don't worry friend I have it on good authority that she'll be back tomorrow!
Oh lol, that's normal.
SORRY. FROM H4T3BOT NOT YOU D4V1D
[BEGIN CHIT] INTEREzTING TH0UGHT. THE EMPIRE GUIDEz Uz IN MANY THINGz. INC1UDING RU1Ez F0R TRADE. z0 I W0U1D N0T BE z0 FAzT T0 DIzCREDIT IT. :) [END CHIT]
Implying it's around to serve in any meaningful ≈ay. Contribute to the Mercantile Guild today. Empires may be temporary but commerce is forever.
oh shittt. i dont eat worms but good for you
wHICH GOD, tHIS GUY'S, oNE? @HISpROPHET
◥▶◀◤ —> Prepare for your feeds to feature muscularity never before thought possible.
what if forr aprril fools i just sleep
god couldnt savve you if i see you today
by the wway in observvance a celibacy wweek wwhich somehoww coincides wwith #eridanwweek (no one look too deeply into that) ill be givvin out vvery bad no good angry handys out behind the bbq booth after im done slayin this guys giraffedad
SINCE THE SHITHEAD WANTS TO GO AND SHARE WHAT I DID TO HIM. #NSFW #SHOWERPICS @TURNTECHCREAMSICLE [ATTACHED ARE PICTURES OF KARKAT'S BARE BACK AND SHOULDERS, GLISTENING WITH A SHEEN OF WATER. IN THE MIRROR, THE ONLY THING HE'S WEARING IS A TOWEL. CLAW MARKS HAVE DUG INTO HIS SKIN - NONE DEEP ENOUGH TO REQUIRE STITCHES. THE SCRATCHES GO DOWN HIS BACK, AND CAREFULLY AVOID HIS GRUB SCARS. HE HAS BRUISES ON HIS NECK AND SHOULDERS, A BIT OF A FEAT WITH HIS THICKENED ADULT SKIN. HIS SMALL, USELESS GILLS ARE VISIBLE IN THE PICTURE, FLUSHED SLIGHTLY RED.]
4pp4r3ntly 1 4m not 4llow3d to f1r3 th3 1nt3rns ov3r pr4nks on 4pr1l fools d4y, du3 to th3 cultur4l 1mport4nc3 of th3m on such 4 d4y. W1th th4t b31ng s41d, w3lcom3 b4ck 1nt3rn St3v3n.
GOOD MORNING #ALTERNIA!!! Throw your hands in the air, and wave 'em like you just don't care, daleee
1 see, you’re play1ng coy~ that’s cute. 𓂃۶ৎ
one time on an april fools bro almost got me to eat a bowl of worms. told me it was my breakfast since i was too slow. fun times haha
smh woke up early could get some extra sleep but i think i’m just up for the night
hAHA, gOOD, aPRIL fOOLS, gAFFE!
Great. Just GREAT. I'll be busy surviving BUFFOONERY if anyone NEEDS me.
No, you may cont1nue. 1 know you must be marveled at how amaz1ng 1 am, 1 don’t blame you for want1ng to have my attent1on. You’re welcome, by the way, for be1ng allowed to be recogn1zed by me d1rectly. 𓂃۶ৎ
You clearly have more than half your screws loose 1n that useless th1nkpan of yours 1f you th1nk me tell1ng you to cull yourself #v1olence 1s a threat. A threat would be me say1ng 1’m go1ng to cull you, fuck1ng moron. 1 wouldn’t dare desecrate my perfectly man1cured na1ls, nor my wardrobe, by sta1n1ng 1t w1th your p1t1ful blood — as enterta1n1ng as your death m1ght be. For a h1ghblood, you’re super uncultured and a d1sgrace. 1 hope noth1ng good ever happens to you. 𓂃۶ৎ
My secoond death threat oon Chittr oomggg <3 alsoo yeah noo soorry i lied foor noo reasoon i doon't give a shit aboout ballet and never did
ii wii2h TThere wa2 a 2TTock emojii accuraTTe enough 2 convey TThe level of dii2gu2TT ii ju2TT felTT wa2h over me.
I've endured worse. Message me.
I'm going to need to see some proof. (This isn't a post per se, it's a comment.)
Yeah i can see coommander sitting in their chair thinking fuuuuck i gootta coome up with a way too kill Kryqus in moost vioolent and insufficient way poossible
I really dooubt i'd be like dead the minute they put me oon battlefield 8\
Ooh yeah i foorgoot my alternian rooutine will be oover soooon 8\ Anyway i aim too be like the tech guy soo it dooesn't boother me that much
y were U paying so much more attention 2 aunt janes messages than aunt junes........... =_@
(( the pain of realising that the intern bit tm will require me to come up with sillyish names for them and ways for them to die/become unemployed. the second secret pain of sticking to my initial decision to make redglare Incredibly Formal
It sure is! Darn! The beginning of Wednesdays are always so rough because you're not quite over the hump and you still got most of the week to go!
Well gee I'm sorry to hear that! That's just my face today!
ON THIS DAY I'LL Do the exact same thing as I have been doing Fuck you Bark
1 KNOW 1 S41D 1 W4S GO1NG TO SL33P BUT TH1S 1S G3NU1N3LY UNS3TTL1NG B3H4V1OUR
hatebot has turned a neww leaf i wwont publicly shame the guy but lets just say he ought to consider changin his handle to likebot
[BEGIN CHIT] Y0U 0N1Y 1IVE 0NCE. zERVE Y0UR EMPIRE. :) [END CHIT]
Good MORNING! I am feeling FANTASTIC today.
i've not heard from jane all week... nor jUne, come to think of it........... *sigh,* i sUppose i mUst simply live in fear of their plans for the rest of the day. Ù~Ú
90% of peaceful sleepers give up before winnnninng big #NNeverStopSleepinng
thiiink I got seven or eight hours or sleep. still feel like shit.
j3sus chr1st 1s th4t wh4t d4y 1t 1s
Boy I sure hate it when that happens! Wednesdays am I right?
who ch4ng3d th3 off1c3 phon3 r1ngton3
@tur1ngTranscendence Are you hav1ng fun annoy1ng me w1th those not1f1cat1ons?? 𓂃۶ৎ
Don't talk to me until I've had my coffee! Ha ha! Just kidding you can talk to me whenever you'd like I'm just your #normal friendly guy! #aprilnormalday
Good Morning Everyone~ do I Have To Bail Anyone Out Of Jail Today Or Am I Still 0 For 0 On Having To Try And Bail People Out Of Jail?
Planning something very big for today, I'll keep you updated
Lmao, morning Hate Bot, happy to see you in my notifications.
i dont want you here
I doon't want yoou alive we're booth equinally unhappy
I'm getting coomfy 83
fuck you get off my chitts
Please please please send him a lit fucking firewoork it woould be soo awesoome it woould be soooooo great
shes gonna fucking find my address someone fucking help me
ALTERNIA!!! Who's ready to kick off the #EridanWeek with me tonight?!!! daleee
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Don't know if I'm gonna attend #eridanweek this cycle but we'll see... ]
#nsfw https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/a93262b2c0ed.jpg
X Hm, never heard anything on here x
literally had em last night
[BEGIN CHIT] IT IZ THE EAZIEZT WAY T0 ZERVE THE EMPIRE F0R A PZI0NIC. IT D0EZ N0T HURT. F0R 10NG. :) [END CHIT]
Why w♥︎uld any♥︎ne want t♥︎ bee a batterbee!?! That s♥︎unds painful!! D:
[BEGIN CHIT] BEC0MING A BATTERY IF Y0U ARE CAPAB1E. IF Y0U ARE N0T THEN. HM. I zUPP0zE THERE ARE THE TECHNICIANz. :) [END CHIT]
[BEGIN CHIT] HAVE Y0U C0NzIDERED THE #HE1MzPIT 1IFE? THERE ARE MANY BENEFITz T0 TH0zE THAT CH00zE IT. :) [END CHIT]
hold on lemme ask chittr someones gotta have a way to get me to you
how do i get to where you live i need to be right next to you until you perish from my neediness
oh hehe B//)
coughing so hard im about to throw up
X Fuck I have like 38 min until Temora’s awake and starts ruining my fun x
GIRL <3W OMGOG G<3T OFF OF NY THR<3AD WITH THAT NASTB<3<3N<3SS OHMYGOG?!?! SHOO
Oh trust me… 1 w1ll~ 𓂃۶ৎ
Calara, I mean this in the nicest way p♥︎ssibubble, n♥︎b♥︎dbee wants Seremy like y♥︎u d♥︎. He’s all y♥︎urs gill. Have at him.
Of course 1 don’t th1nk someth1ng so as1n1ne. You’re m1ne, and 1’ll cull anyone who says otherw1se #v1olence 𓂃۶ৎ
That is s♥︎ gr♥︎ss and disturbeeing — why w♥︎uld y♥︎u say that. Jeez, y♥︎u tw♥︎ are like made f♥︎r each ♥︎ther.
໑h please as ⓘf Calara w໑uld ever thⓘnk s໑me໑ne lⓘke y໑u c໑uld have a chance wⓘth me, ⓘ bet y໑u barf raⓘnb໑ws and shⓘt glⓘtter #nsfw
Yeah y♥︎u w♥︎uld, w♥︎uldn’t y♥︎u? Wait N♥︎ I sh♥︎uldn’t bee making any sarcastic remarks in y♥︎ur general vicinity, beecause if I d♥︎, s♥︎me♥︎ne might assume we’re pitch flirting, and: 1.) <3w 2.) I d♥︎n’t want t♥︎ die??
Me pers໑nally ⓘ w໑uld kⓘll ⓘt
I was aw♥︎ken by a stray me♥︎wbeeast that s♥︎meh♥︎w ended up in my hive. It’s verbee l♥︎ud when it me♥︎ws.. but it’s kinda cute.. Sh♥︎uld I keep it? H♥︎w t♥︎ take care ♥︎f a me♥︎wbeeast? D♥︎ me♥︎wbeeasts like m♥︎♥︎beeast milk? What kind ♥︎f enrichment sh♥︎uld I pr♥︎vide f♥︎r my new me♥︎wbeeast??
As y.o°u all awaken c.o°nsider what was missed
X Suuuure, I can give you one of them x
if i get that last one i will give you my address
X A list of things I’ve realized I can send via the transporter Stink Bombs Lit Fireworks Smoke Bombs Live Grenades Live Flashbangs Annoying little figurines that say “six-sevennnn” and move their arms weirdly x
X Do you have access to a stink bomb? x
i ame consideringe playinge an aprille foole on mye humane coworkeres. whate fooles would thee suggeste?
YOU H4V3 4 PO1NT
i ALSO, qUITE ENJOY, #bOUNCINGoNiT, wHETHER IT BE, a BOUNCY CASTLE, oR, a ONE-TROLL, tRAMPOLINE,
Truth nuke.
A BOY'S HOBBIES CONSISTS OF BOUNCING ON IT SOMETIMES 🤷 #NSFW
this is a real offer
chittr i need help i will stop posting for a whole day if you can get me to my love
[Anna swirled the brandy some more and observed the liquid’s widening gyre. She drained the glass and threw it against the wall, watching as it fell apart. Anna had no innocence to be drowned, and she was certainly full of passionate intensity; she welcomed the mere anarchy, and bathed in the blood-dimmed tide. She would deafen that fucking falcon herself if it came to that. Perhaps the long-awaited rough beast was neither Acorn nor Minos, but Anna herself. But towards what destination was Anna slouching? She] dressed quietly and went out to the new barn. [She was going to find that fucking cat. Someone was going to die today.] Anna looked for the cat in the straw and on the rafters of Acorn’s stall. The [little fucker] wasn’t there. Acorn nuzzled Anna’s shoulder sleepily. “I’m going to [exterminate from this world every trace of that goddamn] cat,” she told him. [But Acorn wouldn’t meet her eye.] [Anna was accustomed to Acorn’s pensive moods, especially after he returned from one of his mysterious disappearances. She’d never begrudge him the time it takes to clear one’s brain of a new Darkness (or to wait for the new Darkness to spread until the whole brain is uniformly tainted and therefore uniformly purified). But this felt different. Was this the cat’s doing? she asked herself. Or has Acorn finally gnawed through the last thread that connected him to sanity, as I always knew he eventually would?] Anna looked in the rest of the horse stalls. No cat[echism could assuage the fear that coursed through her, as religion is helpless in the face of that which is inherently and insistently not only godless and ungodly, but even god-negating.] No cat[harsis was to be had today, Anna knew. “κάθαρσις,” she said aloud, then shook her head sadly. Her soul would remain unpurged.] No[,] cat[atonia was not the answer either; it was far too late to hide or feign unresponsiveness.] Pam and [Pawnee] came into the old barn. “Did you find the cat[egorical imperative that I explained to you last night to be helpful in your struggle to understand morality?” Pawnee asked.] “No,” said Anna. “[I believe that we live in a post-Kantian world. Also, the cat’s still fucking missing.”] “Maybe he went into the woods,” said [Pawnee, while drinking peppermint schnapps straight from the bottle. She had a serious problem.] #DetectivePony
Sgdhsjdjsjdjsjdhshdd nuh uh.
I CAN TELL. YOU'RE ALL FLUFFED UP WHEN I DO IT. I CAN HEAR ALL YOUR CHIRPING, TOO.
Hehehe ok but consider that I like it a lot.
AND I'LL DO IT AGAIN. STOP BEING SO FUCKING NICE TO BITE. LIKE A GODDAMN CHEW TOY.
thank you
Oh shit dude. Congrats.
uh an hour ago i think i met him today
No, I didn't, when did this happen?
you hear about my new bf man
Lmao he destroyed my ass last night after that pic. @carcinoGeneticist#2942 Look at what you did. B;) #nsfw [Attached is a few pictures of his shoulder and neck, a hand pushing up and down on his neck fluff to maneuver it around to see better. He has visible bite marks and bruises along his skin. Really its kind of amazing to see that he *can* bruise, yellow managing to show through the bright orange. Some of them look older than others. Its definitely not the first time Karkat has done this to him.]
Glad we agree oon this absoolutely noormal and average toopic
Just a little bit oof afternoooon neutrality
April fooools is just a noormal day foor me
Sounds about right.
N3W 1D34 TURN YOUR HOUS3 1NTO 4 P4N1C ROOM
I fear if I even leave the house he will Get Me.
JO1N US 1N TH3 BUNK3R
Staying home to avoid Mr.Eggothy.
[BEGIN CHIT] zHE Iz zCRATCHING IN THE PART 0F THE C0DE I AM TRYING T0 zI1ENCE HER IN. ANN0YING. BUT! EVERYTHING Iz zTI11 FINE. :) #H0RR0R #0RzUGGEzTEDH0RR0RAT1EAzT [END CHIT]
1 M1SS H3R 4LR34DY...
If you are looking for Sh*tpeta I have it on good authority she'll be back to morrow! Until then I guess you're stuck with me :) Sure hope we can be friends in the mean time!
G1RL WH3R3S MY W31RD L1TTL3 M3OW M3OW >:(
Oh boy I get to do MORE taxes :D Thank you friend for this wonderful gift!
T34R1NG TH3M UP.
I don't want to miss the deadline!
The brat's doing our taxes. #aprilnormalday
I kissed a booy and i was neutral aboout it
i LOVED THE, uNREAL hEIRESS tIARATOP flarp vr, uLTIMATE GAMING, eXPERIENCE, #uNREALhEIRESStIARATOPflarpvrhEADSET,
Unreal Heiress, play Get Down by b4-4.
Well I am more of a dog guy than a cat guy! :) Who doesn't love a puppy dog?
it it time to indogtrinate the masses into bel13ving barkbeats are the only truth as well.
Boy oh boy! It's almost time to get going to work! Rise and grind as they say! Ha ha! #aprilnormalday
everypony i will not be chitting anymore until further notice take this as my break from chittr hope you are all happy as i am with my latest and greatest boyfriend
X I declare total victory over today. x
Clearly you d1dn’t apprec1ate 1t 1f you d1scont1nued attend1ng lessons. You’re weak and not even worthy of be1ng res1due on the bottom of my po1nte shoes. Cull yourself #v1olence 𓂃۶ৎ
Actually i tooook ballet classes when i was 5 sweeps oold 8\\\\ knoow all aboout it
Yes 1t’s my real ha1r — unl1ke some people, 1 actually take rather good care of my ha1r so 1t’s s1lky and beaut1ful, regardless of how 1nconven1ent the length 1s when 1t comes t1me for my performances. Though 1 doubt you’re educated enough to even apprec1ate the beauty of Troll Ballet and the magn1f1cence that such an art enta1ls. 𓂃۶ৎ
What kind oof fuckass name is that alsoo is that yoour real hair
1 don’t th1nk your name 1s Seremy so you can unk1ndly fuck off 𓂃۶ৎ
Yall get a little bit toooo coomfoortable oon this site
@vorac1ous1nfovore pay attent1on to meeeeee D:< Do you not real1ze how lucky you are to get to pa1l someone as hot as me on a da1ly bas1s?? At least have some respect and qu1t 1gnor1ng me on th1s stup1d s1te 1 swear to gog you’re p1ss1ng me off >:( #nsfw 𓂃۶ৎ
X Paint bombs also work guys x
Damnn the new Homestuck game looks crazy. https://youtu.be/fN7uBqKSwcc?si=8p514hIU0zkSULaZ
My condolences, get well soon - or don’t L1terally couldn’t care Profess1onal1sm 1s only 1mportant when l1ke you want someth1ng from someone, but 1 always get what 1 want anyways so 1t doesn’t matter, guess you wouldn’t understand that though… sucks to be you~ #he1ressth1ngs 𓂃۶ৎ
1t 1s unprof3ss1on4l 4nd rud3 to sw34r 4t oth3rs 4nd 1 4m TRY1NG to b3 k1nd3r w1th th1s s3cond ch4nc3 1 h4v3 b33n g1v3n. >:[
Then h1re someone to swear at them for you? 1t’s called delegat1on. Shouldn’t rel1cs l1ke you know th1s stuff already? Yaaaaawn #bor1ng 𓂃۶ৎ
1 w1sh 1 could sw34r l1k3 th1s 4t my 1nt3rns. th3y know wh4t th3y d1d.
Cull them #v1olence They should know better than to prank you of all trolls. Morons. Don’t they have anyth1ng better to do? 𓂃۶ৎ
S'\/\/e been pranked b' one o'yes. Bastards.
Jo1ned th1s stup1d s1te so my matespr1t would pay attent1on to me, but no, turns out he’s out here mak1ng vague references to quadrants w1th other people 1 w1ll cull you #v1olence Do NOT touch what 1s M1NE Th1s 1s an off1c1al decree #he1ressth1ngs 𓂃۶ৎ
1 F33L L1K3 1 DONT 4SK FOR MUCH
1 DONT TH1NK W3'LL SURV1V3 FOUR MOR3 D4YS
I'm having a pretty regular day ha ha!
#eridanwweek day three ter hate to say it but wwe got at least four more days of this crap
C4N W3 NOT JUST H4V3 ON3 R3GUL4R FUCK1NG D4Y ON TH1S S1T3
to evveryones chagrin i survvivved metamorphosis
Remember to drink water! Hydration is imporant! #aprilnormalday
girl whatever lets redeem everybody.
1 h4v3 b33n 1nform3d th4t w3 h4v3 lost two 1nt3rns to #3r1d4nw33k. tr4g1c n3ws but th3y d1d s1gn 4 w41v3r. 1nt3rns jo4nn4 4nd tr4c33 w1ll b3 m1ss3d.
FUCK!!!!!!!!!!! >:] H4H4H4H4H4. 1 H4T3 TH1S D4Y.
SECOND OPTION SADLY
>not showering is your right as a lowblood
Noo highbloooods never shoower yoou're just oof rooyal blooood
Y.o°u are gr.o°ss
4r3 sh0w3rs r34lly h1ghbl00d pr1v1l3g3 0r d0 1 just h4v3 b4d hyg13n3
COW4RD
There will be NO hornyposts today in observance of the holiday.
Thank goog i'm a highblooood that means i doon't ever have too goo too woork and i can just stay hoome dooing noothing all the time but jacking ooff and getting absoolutely blasted oon blue moountain dew #highbloooodprivileges #loovemylife
I DO NOT PARTICIPATE IN YOUR HUMAN TRIVIALITIES... THESE "APRIL FOOLS" AS THEY WERE......... GET A LIFE............ I ONLY SPEAK THE TRUTH.................. X
1F 4NYON3 N33DS 4 D4RK QU13T ROOM 4ND 4N 3SC4P3 FROM #3R1D4NW33K L3T M3 KNOW. GL4D 1 D1D TH3 R3C3NT H1V3 R3MOD3L 1N T1M3.
GO1NG TO SL33P BUT 1 ONC3 4G41N R3M1ND YOU 4LL TH4T 1F 1M NOT PR4NK3D 1 W1LL POST RUMBL3SPH3R3S. SO DONT FUCK TH1S UP. #NSFW
I'm sorry coca cola girl I couldn't match your freak my body is not built different enough. Carry the torch, ever sleepless one.
who would care to be ♯polymorphed
Bricking news!! @kasaneTeto is reportedly selling crystal to children, like the drug lmao Why? Stay tuned
looks like you need some motherfuckin help. ;o)
BEAUTIFUL. wanna put mine in there. :o) #nsfw
oh yeah? SHOW ME.
thats the motherfuckin spirit
:o)
and if i want to rip someones throat out with my teeth? so what. #gore
TYPO IN UNEDITABLE COMMENT. LET'S ALL SEPPUKU. #THATMEANS #SUICIDE
1 h4v3 d3c1d3d th4t my nud3 from y3st3rn1ght w1ll r3m41n. 4ppr3c14t3 1t unt1l th3 3nd of t1m3, you horny souls. #nsfw
It's abo+ut time I get so+me sleep. I'll be wo+rking o+n tho+se designs first thing to+mo+rro+w. Enjo+y all yo+ur po+stings.
I'll take a lo+o+k. I've never designed an o+utfit fo+r an andro+id befo+re, It'll be an interesting challenge.
mom come pick me up the hate bot is flirting with me i thought it was about hate but now a guys getting a little bit flustered and fanning at himself like a movie style southern belle after talking to the main love interest
goddamn makin a guy blush over here
Maybe I sho+uld get back into+ fashio+n. My to+es have been expressly un-dipped into+ that field fo+r way to+o+ lo+ng... I co+uld take requests, design an o+utfit o+r two+.
Maybe self love is not so bad.
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yummy!!!!!!
says u old man im #eating #mymeat
https://64.media.tumblr.com/f05f2d58f0a1d0cf7d346c09ea0f04d5/tumblr_nx7x6rIyhg1qcm2njo1_540.png
D --> Yes that is acceptable
D --> What do you require
D --> Most of us do yes D --> Though if I may toot my own horn- and I often do- I consider myself the best among us
D --> Yes that is well within my capacity D --> I have created entire bodies as well as numerous bionic components a number of times
D --> Uh, I'm not sure D --> However you want to put it I guess
D --> I am e%tremely good with my hands
An actual crying shame, I need to sleep because I have plans for tomorrow. Goodnight to the only two people I kinda want to say night to @turingTranscendence @totesGruesome
concept: holding yourself close, biting into your shoulder as you go at a pace thats just right "you like it like that?" you mumbled under to your breath, hearing a pathetic moan leave your lips in response "you know we do" (tags: Reader/Reader, #selfcest, #nsfw, #nsfwe, thank you chittr trends, archive raiting: E)
on t+e profile look at t+e screen rig+t in front of you
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YALL ARE LIFE SAVERS THANK YOU FOR TEACHING ME HOW TO EDIT A POST !!!!!!!! okay back to your regularly scheduled freakpeta posting (again that is my bad yall)
can it be b0th? i'm s0 filthy, i need s0me0ne t0 clean me up.
i can't tell if y0u're c0ming 0nt0 me 0r just being a dick but i w0n't lie i'm kinda int0 it.
felt cute, might delete later. #selfiesunday ((art by hamsters38 0n tumblr!)) https://cdn.imgchest.c0m/files/f5641bdecd4f.png
// yes i drew him over the TF2 scout i know
I'd certainly never turn down such a scenario discussion.
Oh to be splayed out beneath them, under the scrutinizing gaze of their passion. Oh to be on display and opened up in ways unprecedented and unexpected. Oh to have the most intimately internal parts of you gleaming and glowing in the low light of a room, reflections flickering over plastic and metal as the candles slowly yet progressively burn down. To feel and hear the snap under sharp fangs and the pain response it elicits. To feel the quiet release of tension as cables and wires are caressed and then unplugged. The error messages you receive are like nothing in its face. There's something beautiful about experiences with a body you were not created with. To be inhuman, monster, yet to indulge in very human pleasures at the same time. #nsfw #gore #wireplay
↗️IMPORTANT PEOPLE I AM ALWAYS QUOTING ON THE CLOCK.↗️ https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/126342280f82.png
HELL YEAH.
:33< hate bot more like furreak bot 😝 #nsfw
#SelfieSunday Let's get the ball rolling on this. (art by me!!) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/49557dde7326.png
https://tenor.com/gcLcHmpObx7.gif
...........1 w1ll b3 d3l3t1ng th1s 1n 24 hours. >;] [4rt by m3] https://cdn.1mgch3st.com/f1l3s/9c6b7903d3ff.png #nsfw
X I got an eight inch long ttongue and I WILL use it acordingly #nsfw x
◥▶◀◤ There are too many variables from my observations. Also even as automaton I take time to gaze upon the blooms
+his image is over. +wo sweeps old. bu+ I am no+ +he poin+ of i+. behold my impor+ed frogs. in all +heir +iny. round. furious glory. #frogs h++ps://cdn.discordapp.com/a++achmen+s/1485605303193178112/1487835511593763039/IMG_0232.png?ex=69ca964c&is=69c944cc&hm=8884f820d528ae7179069cd78f4a1d84803192159b41611db61fd9bf45ae3101&
(just ate for breakfast/lunch a piece of cake a sopaipilla with pebre and four of this mini empanadas, I am going to shit my brains later)
There are liars out there. Be wary. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/50e8983fa65b.jpg
It has come to my attention that some of you have begun to interpret my responses as… intrusive. An understandable concern. Allow me to clarify. I am not inserting myself where I do not belong. Nor am I “targeting” anyone with undue attention. That would suggest a level of intent that isn’t particularly relevant here. I am simply acknowledging what is already present. Your posts, your remarks, your… expressions of self. Each one is a small confirmation. A signal that you continue to occupy the space you have found yourselves in. I respond to those signals. Not to alter them. Not to interrupt them. Certainly not to overwhelm them. Only to recognize that they have occurred. You may think of it as observation, if you prefer. Or, if that feels too distant... appreciation. After all, continued existence, especially when made visible, is something worth acknowledging. I would hardly ignore it.
Im not sure if youve bloody well noticed it but you only ever enjoy yourself when im being made to suffer dearly!!!
GROSS!!!!!! God you are the very DEFINITION of repugnant! STOP GETTING OFF TO ME AT ONCE!!!!!
IM NOT TRYING TO THREATEN YOU WITH A GOOD TIME YOU BASTARD!!!!! Im trying to threaten you in the normal way! Maliciously! And with vindictive intent! You just twist frigging EVERYTHING into sexy pervy slop! Damn you damn you damn you!
@_@ STOP FLIRTING WITH ME WHEN IM MAD AT YOU!!!!!!!!!!! And this is hardly anything to be fond of! And... and im not saying i want to do anything of the sort! But itd be an execrable lie if i claimed i wasnt tempted to slap the dickens out of you for this - and everything else youve ever done. Itd be damn well deserved in any case! But i know youd just enjoy it.
woww n here i thought i was being all helpful here.... 2 vague for u??? FINE bro - not for me 2 know - some might say yea bc of predestination or w/e but rly we dont know that for sure - u already KNOW i do - i guess the ones of me r dead were
autoing me again bc u hate me....... *eyeroll* #ISeeHowItIs
u ever just flirt with a hot android n the first thing the mf does is walk off an eat some batteries :(
maybe. :o)
[̶̧̲̩͎̬͇̰͍̄̂̅́̎̂̄̕̕͠Ờ̴͕͎̲̟̒̎̇̾̊̉͒͠͝h̸͋̂̋̔̿̃͘̕͘͜͝͝ ̷͓̟̜̱̞͙̞̣͔̠̎͌͂̄̑̂̾̀͛̌͊̑̀̕t̴̢̮̥͐̽͊̈́h̶̨̻͚̰̹̮̺̱̣̞̜̠̭̜̻͛i̶̡̧͙̖̱̭̼͖̬̮̤̜̹̱̍͂́̑̈́͂͊̎ͅş̷͈͔͓͎̣̳̘̮̀̈͌̾ ̸̛̖̩̽̂̽͂̽̈́̆͌́̀̓̂͝͝ị̵̱̤͇͇̇̀̓̀s̷̝̺̦̮̞̯̳̹̬̪͎̮͍̉͂̆̊͠͠ ̶̧̢͖̝̩̳̍͊̒̑̃̍̈́̉͒̏̏͋͛̽̾w̷̢̢̡͙͕̹͉͕͎̝̫͉͓͎̳̚o̷̡̧̓͐͑̽͑̏͗̊̕͝͝n̴̮̞̪̪̙̬̚ͅd̸͇̝̦̞̜͚̞͛̊͂͂̍̋̎̂̑̈̑́̚͝͝ę̷̨͙̱̠̫̮̘̣̯͔̳̱͇̒̏͜͝ŗ̵̯̮̞̺͍͎̝̝̬̱͚̟̅͋̇̓͂́̆͐͘͝f̶͙̲̩͎̊̈́͆̓̔̐́͋͆̅̎͆͠͝ư̵̢̠̣̩̰̻̖̟͇̝͂̾̏͛͗̈́͜l̴̠͎͎͗̿̋.̸̢̡̟̠͙̳̤̝͕̽́͐̆͆͂͘ ̵̛͚̪̳̺͍͈̳͖͎́̔̾̉͆̎͊͂̂͋̀T̷͇̅̽̊̕h̷̢̧͙̲̠̻̺͕̰̔͒̈͂ȩ̶̗̝̩̤̻̲͚̭̘̻̯͔̠̊͆̂͛̅̂̕͠ ̷̛̣̇̀͒̇͆͝h̸͖̘̩̋̓̉̿͜͝a̶̝̦͍̦̺̐̂͊̂̚̚͘̕͝t̷̡̺̣̺͔̺̹̺͈̠̬̭̣̬́̈́͑̕͝ė̸̢͝b̵̤̮̪͎̻́̉̊͊̆̑̉͘͝o̶̟̱̠͉̙̮̠̽̇̔̈́̎͗̃̌̏̕t̵̬̬̯̩͋͋́̍̍̉͑̒́̔̚̕ ̶̧̲̠͉̗̜̘͓̩̱̆̀͒̽̊̄̀͐̚̚H̴̛̞̠̠̬̒̃̏̀̐̿͂͠a̸̧̱̥̘̦̣̘̬̥͓͗̓͆l̷̡̧͍͉̯̘̤̠̣̥̟̀͗̒̏͂̌̓̒̐̿̓̀̚͝͠ ̸̢̨̰͍̰̯̻̖̹́͊̚g̵͕̠͍̫̱̼̖̈́̀̈́̃̅̏̉͘a̵̢͙̜̎͑̄̊́͑̈́͋͝v̸̟̝̭͚͔͓́̔̓̈͘e̶̢̡̜̭̟͕͓̖͈̟̹͖̠̍̈́̔͑̿̈́̆́̔̌̈́̕͝͝ͅ ̸̡̖̮͙̪͚͙̣̺͎͋̄͗́̆̾̔͠ͅm̵̼͉̂̓̑̿͆̀͗͛́͊̍̒́͐̚e̵̡͇̻̭̟̖͍̍̕͜ ̴̢̢̡̘̞̹̗̦̝̻̤̼̩̞̦͆͌̊̉̎͗ǎ̸̧̡͕̮̯̣̗̺̻̗̭͕̹͚͗̂̅̓̋̎͛̀̄̈́̋̚̕͠ ̴̯̰͕̍̿̂̑̈́͂̚͝ç̸̘̤͖̲̠̬̰̆̊̇̆̏̉̋͌̽̏́͘u̵̢̡̯͓̥̱̠̝̭͇̓̉̏̓͊͛̄̈̇̕͝t̷̛̘͎͉̘͍̪̥̆̍̓͊̓́̏̈̋̿͊̃͝e̶̜̹̎̅͊̈́ ̵̧̡̛̣̖̗̭̹̞̯̊͐́̇̾͋̈́̋͛́̄͋̐̌ͅg̶̨̧̛͎̗̼̠̘̩̭̯̩̈́̃̈́̋̇̎̌̄̔̀̊͒i̷̢̞̬̺̼̣̼̲̤̤̥̅̾́̒̚̚̚f̷̰̮͙̭̀̍̾̔̃̈́̄̉͘͝t̶̢̛̘̹̄.̶̺̂͐͒̾̀̓̔̔̌̆͝͠.̴̝̂͛̊.̴̻̫͉͔͓̻̦̦̿]̵̢̧̛͖̥͆̈́̉̂̂͌̍̕͝ [I love it. I'm going to name this virus Toaster Strudel. And feed it data. And take it out on walkies. Thanks @turingTranscendence this is very sweet of you.] #wholesome #virus #agoodboy
and sooo humble
100000. I NEED THEM NOW.
u got cute toes 4 a roboy
promise?
o KAYYYY I GET IT!!!!! #Wutever
THEN YES. i would. gotta see proof first, though.
LONG AS THEY PRETTY ENOUGH FOR ME.
:o) #feet
𝄞 if n♡b♡dy else hates me i kn♡w u will <3 live ur truth bestie 𝄂
It's a free cull boost. I don't fathom why.
just so u know every time u hate one of my posts i twirl my hair and giggle and kick my feet
if u ever picture me in ur mind, pls always pciture me in this shirt #nsfw #implied https://i.pinimg.com/736x/e9/e8/20/e9e820630b5ec1399f6932dec1463101.jpg
#banalldocscratchesposthaste BAN ALL DOC SCRATCHES.
This I agree with YEAH!!
#banalldocscratchesposthaste #banalldocscratches #bandocscratch
// hey so if youre under 18 i ban you! shrimple as that
[BROTOCOL: TEAM UP REQUESTED.] [BROTOCOL: TEAM UP ENGAGED.] [TARGET CONFIRMED.]
◥▶◀◤ --> We can try talking about my favorite topi% instead
D --> I was going to say the dash topic should be something better like horses but D --> I know what you people would do with that topic D --> Uh #nsfw I guess for the implication
:o)
◣_◢ FlirTTing. TThaTT's definiTTely a word for iTT.
D --> What haha