
seriously why the fuck doesnt my hair get any longer but my feathers #molt twice a year how does that make sense
i have a theory that its because sburb does not fucking like it when one of their player characters gets jumbled up with their game constructs so it just goes "uhhhhhh fuck better try to maintain the player component as close to default as possible" meanwhile theres dozens of unfortunate ass crows that couldve been shoved in there maybe your crow was just particularly nasty
Biology is not on your side with this one, bird feathers grow at a rate of .45 cm a day, while human hair only grows 1.5 cm a month on average :C I'm sorry Dee

world is a fuck and paradox space hates me specifically
i mean yeah but we both knew this also apparently the feathers constantly growing thing jesus christ

i mean ive been like this for fuckin years so think we can safely say theres no hair growth ever also its just dsprite

my life is hell man
I'm sorry dsprite :C I didn't really spend all that long in Sburb, so I just figure it ran on real life mechanics

fuckin guess so

id be fucked if it did

