
what does joining the felt even mean

lmao rekt

YOU would be petty like that. But you know what I meant. Dork.
WRONG BALL. YOU'RE PINGING A CORPSE.

Motherfucker.
FUCKING BITCHES. GETTING MONEY. AND ET CETERA.

damn that IS tempting
Green is quite a beautiful color. And I don't obsess myself with wearing it as much as the others, that would be simply, a mere tragedy; imagine seeing all of my attire be green. It would be far too harsh for me, a gentler man.
YOu SEEM TO HAVE FORGOTTEN WHO YOu ARE SPEAKING TO. I AM HIM. WHATEVER HELLS YOu REPORT TO WHEN YOuR FLESH SLOuGHS OFF AND WETLY SLAPS AGAINST THE GROuND FOR THE FINAL TIME. I WILL BE THERE. DANCING FOR TWO WEEKS. A VERITABLE. FORTNIGHT DANCE. YOu DORKETTE. AND YOu PINGED THE WRONG ALABASTER GOOFBALL GOBSTOPPER.

So, the way to avoid this is turning into cosmic dust. Duly noted. I was already alerted to the fact that I tagged the wrong ball, that one IS on me. But I will not stop calling you dork whenever I feel like being giddy.
