i’m gonna be so gentle about this post, stop letting ‘health’ influencers fear monger you into buying their shitty diet pills. they use all the scientific names to scare you into thinking certain foods are bad and untrustworthy but lucky for you they have the solution! no they fucking don’t. they are trying to make money, do your own research. i was literally a personal trainer, so seeing personally these videos existing piss me the fuck off.
i know this is sarcasm and your think pan isn’t that fucking empty.
im just saying man 1500 bucks a month for mystery pills and i dont even have to buy or eat food anymore i can just choke down these tablets the size of my thumb and it will keep me powered through the rest of the day and ill save 300 dollars on groceries yes im good at math why do you ask
being good at math might be your only positive trait/skill at this point.
thank you thats very kind of you i like to think i have at least one positive trait slash skill to my name so this is very encouraging to hear
wait a second
absolutely not you’re not coming and going ‘i only eat those too, yum yum my protein chute loves this shit’, you fucking don’t.
nah just you were a personal trainer huh
it does give me a foot to stand on this type of shit, i don’t just decide to talk about things i don’t know, time to open my ignorance gash and spew random hoofbeast shit about topics i don’t know, wouldn’t that be fun and enjoyable for everyone involved? so i, yeah i’ve been one.
riiiiight right