Rantam Pretsi
@turpentineAcademia
Academic, Legislacerator-to-be, Pre-law at Alternia State University, 3.75 GPA. She/Her. 149 IQ. https://turpentineacademia.substack.com
(V)(',,')(V) r℧mblesoheres this b℧lge size that can we talk abo℧t the political and economic state of alternia rn
(V)(',,')(V) ℧eah follow da dale fir more relatibke chits
Ehm. I'm afraid I can only, in good conscience, follow those who are of utmost intellectual cubpacity. Correct me if I am wrong, but those spelling errors lead me to believe otherwise. I do appreciate the sentiment expressed in your original chitt, though.
(V)(',,')(V) sadddd nah i only type this way bc i dont believe in going back tvh im always on the grind got no time to backspace
Perhaps you could benefit from proofreading your pawsts. Nobody is perfect, after all.
(V)(',,')(V) nah ℧ already said ℧r piece 🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕 ℧ made yaself lo℧t and clear
Hm. Seems like someone doesn't wish to talk about the pawlitical and ecubnomic state of the world. So be it! Good day to you. Harrumph.
Guess what I've been up to. Work. I've been working. I get one relaxing weekend interrupted by tiresome proles, and it's back to the 9-5. Ugh.
Sorry. Vacations Are Needed. Ask Your Employeer Or Boss.
Thank you, I appreciate the sympathies, but I need my internship hours, so unfortunately I must *countenance* it.
From work, s7raigh7 7o 7evsie's place. No crying in 7he casino.
And you tried to come for *my* appearance? Rough 10.
╰┈➤ˎˊ˗ ╰┈➤ Okay nowww. everyone let's put our bulges awww.ay let's talk about the destabilization of the conscious .exeistence and it's fragility and actually oooughhhh @~,,,@ no let's get our bulges back out
I almost thought you had gone through ego death and found a more meaningful life. I shouldn't have held my breath.
ok no offense but why do human bulges look like skin im sorry ok im just wondeirng
I didn't want to comment on any of these pawsts and give the impression that I was looking, but I was also thinking of this. It's rather nauseating to look at, but I suppawse it is not their fault.
Well then, I suppawse I will show out to the beach party. I'm something of a volleyball connoisseur, so good luck to all other players who may be trying their luck.
╰┈➤ˎˊ˗ ╰┈➤ Sometimes the volleyballs speak to me so 𝙸'm on their side
╰┈➤ˎˊ˗ ╰┈➤ Do you www.ant to touch lobes and get my lobe cooties to find out @~~~,,,,,,,,@
Do you seriously think I'd waste my highly adept thinkpan by infecting it with whatever parasites are liquefying your own pan?
╰┈➤ˎˊ˗ ╰┈➤ Mmgghhhhhh @~,,,@
Eugh. What did I expect? Of course you get off to sponge-eating parasites. Freak.
╰┈➤ˎˊ˗ ╰┈➤ fREAK????? @∆,,,,@"
Don't act surprised. That's pawbably the most reserved name I could have called you. Get it together.
╰┈➤ˎˊ˗ ╰┈➤ Callme itagain
@turpentineAcademia Here you go. https://64.media.tumblr.com/2cc47a1fdc54150e77fa9e3996b217df/19e29bebc9520559-12/s1280x1920/43f54bd9116cda0025c74b036e6d7ff736c6630b.png
Ah! This is absolutely darling. Thank you so beary much! This means the world to me.
This is... this is fun. I think I may be on a roll. May I have some more requests? I will draw you if you have an image of yourself readily available and I don't need to do any hard work to find it.
I’d love to see a rendition of my visage if it’s not too much to ask for. I have more images at my disposal as well if my current avatar is not sufficient given its half cubscured nature. My lusus however is pestering me to mention that if you prefer a more bestial subject, she is a particubearly round polar cholerbear. (And particubearly vain, in my opinion.)
You'll have to give me some images if you want me to draw you. I can't tell from your profile picture much about you. I'll queue you up if you do.
It is no trouble. I have a few pictures out there. https://toyhou.se/39810904.rantam-pretsi/121440486 https://toyhou.se/39810904.rantam-pretsi/121440471
In case anyone was wondering, I do NOT possess any prehensile appendages. All is boilerplate in the Pretsi biology. Not that anyone SHOULD be wondering, to be clear.
>https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/b1dfe096521d.png >my reaction to that information
Oh, ebearyone on the dash can talk about whatever they want, but the second that little old me participates in the discussion for ONCE instead of (rightfully) stating my displeasure with the *lecherous* state of affairs of this site, it's a problem.