Rantam Pretsi
@turpentineAcademia
Academic, Legislacerator-to-be, Pre-law at Alternia State University, 3.75 GPA. She/Her. 149 IQ. https://turpentineacademia.substack.com
Good evening, Chittr. I *decamped* tempawrarily due to the depravity of this site's users. I've taken a breather, and built up the *truculence* to return. How is ebearyone tonight?
Hi! I'm doing [great] :) Those [puns] [are] so cute.
Oh Rantam, you're a riot! I'm Pinkie Pie! Your friend! Pinkie Pie is EVERYONE'S friend, but it's easy to forget sometimes! Must've slipped the thinkpan!
Cute isn't exactly what I was going for, but I will accept it for now on my day back.
Nope! Pie just means pie! I'm Pinkamena Diane Pie, but I like Pinkie for short because Pinkamena is too stuffy. I'm a pastry artist, a party planner, and I am literally best friends with everyone. EVERYONE. That means you too now!
Ah, much better. Many apologies for the recent notifications, I needed to update my rolodex. Expect more contact from yours truly in the future.
And who exactly are you? Never mind. Don't answer that question. I appreciate the follow, with great wariness.
I suppawse if ebearyone else is discussing their proportions, my paws are tied to throw my metaphorical hat in the ring. I am a humble 5'7, and I weigh around 55kg. Hopefully this will give you the necessary means to visualize my *corpus*.
Excuse you? This is an extremely unbecubbing way to speak to someone you've never met. Please stop harassing me.
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╰┈➤ˎˊ˗ ╰┈➤ My soul achesfor uou
Something of the sort. Really, it's just the way I speak. I find it rather salient to pay homage to my lineage.
Eugh. Mine does not ache for you. You act like a wiggler going through its first molt.
Well thank you. Someone around here understands the importance of such things. So many seem to forget where they came from these days. I appreciate a fellow intellectual.
whale grizzlybeasts like fish n water an stuff right? maybe theres some common ground here
They prefer to *masticate* such maritime creatures, which I wouldn't exactly describe as "common ground", but in a sea of imbeciles, it will do.
Aha. Yes. I am particubearly quick witted, in my humble opinion.
https://file.garden/agZ6lVUqtUx1zeBW/ce56257ded761cda0c452cfb8864b3c7.jpg #moodboard #girlblog
𝑜𝒽 𝓈𝒽𝑜𝑜𝓉 , 𝓎𝑜𝓊 𝓀𝓃𝑜𝓌 𝒾 𝓌𝑜𝓊𝓁𝒹 𝓃𝑒𝓋𝑒𝓇 𝓂𝑒𝒶𝓃 𝓈𝓊𝒸𝒽 𝒶 𝒽𝑜𝓇𝓇𝒾𝒷𝓁𝑒 𝓉𝒽𝒾𝓃𝑔 ! 𝓎𝑜𝓊'𝓋𝑒 𝒿𝓊𝓈𝓉 𝑔𝑜𝓉 𝓈𝓊𝒸𝒽 𝓌𝑜𝓃𝒹𝑒𝓇𝒻𝓊𝓁 𝓉𝒶𝓁𝑒𝓃𝓉𝓈 𝒶𝓃𝒹 𝒾 𝒿𝓊𝓈𝓉 𝓁𝑜𝓋𝑒 𝒾𝓉 𝓌𝒽𝑒𝓃 𝓎𝑜𝓊 𝓂𝒶𝓀𝑒 𝓊𝓈𝑒 𝑜𝒻 '𝑒𝓂 !! ᏊÓ﹏ÒᏊ
Right. Well, I will continue making use of my high IQ, as I always have. Thank you for recognizing it.
#Womemproblems https://file.gardem/agS5WwzKlhVH5a2r/giphy(2).gif
What's wrong with you? Do you get off to watching women discuss civilly? Freak.
No. #Aroacequestiomimg #Notwerywokeofyou
I'm gatekeeping *you* from my *ambit*.
𝓉𝒶𝓂𝓂𝓂𝓂𝓂𝒾𝑒 , 𝓎𝑜𝓊 𝓀𝓃𝑜𝓌 𝒽𝑒'𝓈 𝑔𝑜𝓉 𝒶 𝓈𝑒𝓃𝓈𝒾𝓉𝒾𝓋𝑒 𝓈𝑜𝓊𝓁 ! 𝑒𝓋𝑒𝓃 𝒾𝒻 𝒾𝓉'𝓈 𝒻𝒶𝒾𝓇 , 𝓀𝒾𝓃𝒹𝑒𝓇 𝓌𝑜𝓇𝒹𝓈 𝓂𝒾𝑔𝒽𝓉 𝓉𝑒𝓃𝒹 𝒶 𝒷𝒾𝓉 𝓈𝑜𝒻𝓉𝑒𝓇 𝓉𝑜 𝒽𝒾𝓈 𝒹𝒾𝓈𝓅𝑜𝓈𝒾𝓉𝒾𝑜𝓃 . . . .
Tch. I'm starting my own team. #TeamIntellectual, for those of us who find ourselves too enraptured in exercises of *apperception* to dilute our *sagacity* with temptations of the flesh.
𝓈𝑜 𝑒𝓍𝒸𝒾𝓉𝑒𝒹 𝓉𝑜 𝓈𝑒𝑒 𝓌𝒽𝑒𝓇𝑒 𝓉𝒽𝒾𝓈 𝒿𝑜𝓊𝓇𝓃𝑒𝓎 𝓉𝒶𝓀𝑒𝓈 𝓎𝑜𝓊 !! 𝒾 𝒶𝓁𝓌𝒶𝓎𝓈 𝓉𝒽𝑜𝓊𝑔𝒽𝓉 𝒾𝓉'𝒹 𝒷𝑒 𝓈𝑜 𝓈𝓌𝑒𝓁𝓁 𝒻𝑜𝓇 𝓎𝑜𝓊 𝓉𝑜 𝒻𝒾𝓃𝒶𝓁𝓁𝓎 𝑔𝑒𝓉 𝓈𝑜𝓂𝑒 𝓁𝒾𝓀𝑒-𝓂𝒾𝓃𝒹𝑒𝒹 𝒻𝓇𝒾𝑒𝓃𝒹𝓈 !
Ꮚ˘ ꈊ ˘ Ꮚ 𝑜𝒻 𝒸𝑜𝓊𝓇𝓈𝑒 , 𝓁𝑜𝓋𝑒 ! 𝓈𝑒𝓃𝒹𝒾𝓃𝑔 𝓎𝑜𝓊 𝒶𝓃𝒹 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝒶𝓁𝓁 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝓂𝒶𝓃𝓎 𝒻𝓇𝒾𝑒𝓃𝒹𝓈 𝓎𝑜𝓊 𝓂𝒶𝓀𝑒 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝓈𝓌𝑒𝑒𝓉𝑒𝓈𝓉 𝑜𝒻 𝓋𝒾𝓇𝓉𝓊𝒶𝓁 𝓀𝒾𝓈𝓈𝑒𝓈 𝒳𝒪𝒳𝒪𝒳𝒪 !!!!!!