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Knotty

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@anonymousGooner[AG]

heh...let me enlighten you, chittr. #nsfw to goon is to become one with your inner urges, to meld with your base desires. to reach the proper state requires utmost discipline and only the best material, either spawned from your creativity or the depths of the internet. you must look within yourself and ask, am i prepared? am i capable? and the answer must always be, unequivocally, YES. you may allow your breath to hitch ONCE while answering AND NO MORE. gooning strengthens the warrior's spirit but it drains your physical, which means you must strike the balance between climax and action. you must flow like water. only the greatest gooners ever reach the fabled 𝐅𝐥𝐨𝐰 𝐒𝐭𝐚𝐭𝐞. (Flow State.) have you ever gooned with your life on the line? i have. that is why i am the Freaky Gooner. i changed my name against my lusus' wishes for this. FOR THE HONOR. of being the Freaky Gooner to ever Goon. you know my prowess now, yes... Muehehehe... now take my hand. let me guide you through the basics of gooning. let me teach you my ways, young padawan. my little shounen protagonist. my silly rabbit.

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Knotty

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@autoClicker[AC]

╰┈➤ˎˊ˗ ╰┈➤ Okay #Okay

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@autoClicker[AC]

╰┈➤ˎˊ˗ ╰┈➤ #GoonGang

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@cuttlefishCabbalist[CC]

SO CUT——-E! 38D

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SHU7 7HE FUCK UP!!!!!!!

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@anatomicallyCheated[AC]

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@anatomicallyCheated[AC]

Focus on dis bulge...—̳͟͞͞ᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷ

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@grotesqueConcreterie[GC]

I suppaws I will mefur kmow what you wereth so cubsessed withe. #Tragic

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@grotesqueConcreterie[GC]

Am I supposede to feareth you? #NotAMam #AlwaysANomMam

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@grotesqueConcreterie[GC]

May I hawe a TL;DR for your emtire essay? #Wordy

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@grotesqueConcreterie[GC]

You hawe writtem am essay you are so offemded. #Commom #OwerEmotiomalWomam

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@grotesqueConcreterie[GC]

You are comtimuimg to write am essay spliced by my commemtary. You wom't ewem ackmowledge this. You're goimg to semd more essay im rebuttal.

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@grotesqueConcreterie[GC]

YOUETH ARETH STILLE. WRITIMG. THE. ESSAY. YOU HAWETH WRITTEM MORE ESSAY. PRESTI. YOUR ESSAY.

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@grotesqueConcreterie[GC]

@turpemtimeAcademia Framkly, I fimdeth it fuckimge disgustimge that youe woulde tracketh dowm my accoumt simply to follow me before amyome elseth. You are a wile womam who is chromically obsessed with me. I do mot reciprocateth your adwamcememte. You are to umfollowe immediately. #Womammomemt

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