Rantam Pretsi
@turpentineAcademia
Academic, Legislacerator-to-be, Pre-law at Alternia State University, 3.75 GPA. She/Her. https://turpentineacademia.substack.com
Tch. I'm starting my own team. #TeamIntellectual, for those of us who find ourselves too enraptured in exercises of *apperception* to dilute our *sagacity* with temptations of the flesh.
Do I Have To Be Smart To Join Team Intellectual Or Just Not Go On Chittr And Talk About Bulge #nsfw
Well, being *acuminous* is kind of entry level, yes, though avoiding talking about such... things, is also a requirement.
WHY IS EVERYONE F**KING GOONING!!!!!! I CAN'T BEAR IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sorry. That was completely out of line. Ignore this pawst, please.
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╰┈➤ˎˊ˗ ╰┈➤ #GoonGang
Finally. Even if it's whispers of a mysterious origin, something acknowledges that I have a beary valuable perspective to add to the world.
Many are hearing whispers from the beyond right now, but naturally, I am one of few who will be able to elucidate what exactly they are trying to get at. Rhetoric is my expertise, after all.
╰┈➤ˎˊ˗ ╰┈➤ 𝙸'm so serious. ╰┈➤ 𝙸 have never been more serious. ╰┈➤ You have to goon.
Nice smoke and mirrors. We're all *beary* impressed. Not. YAWNNNN!
I ★ctu★lly, w★s impressed by the smoke ★nd mirrors ★ bit.
Well, I imagine many were. It is only natural to be enchanted by such displays, but some of us are hoping for something a little more... avant garde. Experimental, even.
I thought getting those two other ★ccounts synced up to the fin★le w★s ★ nice piece of fl★ir.
I suppawse, but it's rather elementary, is it not? Anyone could do that. *I* could do that. But, I guess amateurs may find it impressive. It does not speak to your intelligence, of course, to find it impressive. It can just be a bit much to understand the fine details of *dramaturgy*
Well I dunno, like 200 trolls online it prob★bly w★sn't e★sy to get the timing.
Any producer worth his salt should be able to put on a show even in unfavorable circumstance. I'd be impressed if he *couldn't* pull it off is all I'm saying.
Suddenly ebearyone wants to come online. Naturally, I was already online, staying informed on current topics, as I tend to do. I hope ebearyone is thoroughly enjoying their midnights, though. Welcome to the world of the well-informed.
Perhaps I should start a pawdcast.
<-(((I do not know you but I assure you that you are better than that)))->
What ever do you mean by that? I am a rather *adroit* young lady by my estimates. I believe many would benefit from getting to hear my musings in what might be a more accessible medium is all, and I could invite others who may have astute thoughts on the happenings of our world. What is the point of stifling good intellectual *colloquy*?
Hm. I forgot to eat all night, yet again. I suppawse this is just a result of being hard at work.
I see ebearyone speaking of some “masquerade party.” I would have been *exultant* to attend, however I found myself wrapped up in far too many respawnsibilities. Naturally, one could only hope to find me in my study, as I spend most of my nights these cycles. Of course, no need to worry about me. I was perfectly content to spend my evening on more fruitful *erudite* pursuits rather than frivolous and juvenile *divertissements.* Fortunately for me, nobody bothered to distract me to inform me of such an event anyhow, so I never risked dulling my focus.
Please speak in complete sentences if you wish for me to understand what you’re saying to me.
Hm? What shall I focus on? You aren’t being clear either. What is it these days with cubscurity that seems to enchant the masses so?
Eugh. Disgusting. Uncouth. Why am I the only troll these days that seems to have any sense of decorum? Am I the only one capable of engaging in simple, intellectual discourse? For shame.
You are easily baited and will die on the stage of debate as a little teal stain...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ
Me? Easily baited? You make me laugh. I am not "easily baited," I simply dutifully reply to all those who comment on my pawsts. It's called being cubsiderate. Clearly you wouldn't understand.
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Excuse my *truancy* in this past day. I've been overencumbeared with schoolwork. My studies have been particubearly arduous. After all, to becub a legislacerator does require a level of diligence many would kill to possess.
Your name is RANTAM PRETSI. You fancy yourself an expert of all things rhetorical and perspicacious, a word which you would say is rather *ubiquitous* in your vocabulary. You like to keep yourself informed on matters of governance and politics, or as you would say, "cubernance and paw-litics." You are a student at ALTERNIA STATE UNIVERSITY, which you claim is a particularly prestigious university, though its 70% ACCEPTANCE RATE would beg to differ. Nevertheless, by getting in, you proved to the populace that you are more intelligent than 30% of ASU's applicants. You care an awful lot about your ACCOLADES, speaking of. On your wall, you have a CERTIFICATE that you competed in a PUBLIC SPEAKING competition, a SCHOOL FEED and GRUBSCHOOL diploma, your LETTER OF ACCEPTANCE from ASU, and your SCHOOL FEED SPELLING BEE FIRST PLACE RIBBON. Tucked inside a CARDBOARD BOX hidden deep in the depths of your CLOSET, is a BOOK OF MONOLOGUES and TOP 100 MUSICAL THEATER SONGS FOR AUDITIONS. Of course, you do not trouble yourself with such childish pursuits. You only concern yourself with things of great ACADEMIC MERIT. After all, you are to be a legislacerator. You must focus on your studies, and your studies alone. Besides your studies, you find yourself enjoying WRITING ESSAYS ON YOUR GRUBSTACK, COMPARING YOUR APPEARANCE TO OTHERS, READING YOUR TRUSTY THESAURUS, and of course, GIVING UNSOLICITED ADVICE TO OTHER TROLLS. ============================================================================== EXTRA NOTE FROM THE AUTHOR: rantam is often extremely unpleasant. there will be posts occasionally tagged with "ed" or "edchit"/"edchittr". these will all be posted with the "ed" catch all tag just in case, alongside the site wide cw-self-harm tag as prescribed in the ooc rules. please be sure to block that tag if you are going to follow her and find yourself sensitive to talks of eating disorders, weight comparisons, body checking, etc. rantam has a very unhealthy relationship with her body, and i personally out of character STRONGLY condemn the celebrations of eating disorders that rantam will be posting about. if there is anything else she posts about that makes you uncomfortable, let me know, and i will add a tag if it feels necessary! thank you! <3