sollux captor

ampora2 tend two be perhap2 the mo2t annoyiing fucker2 youve ever met iin your liife and 2omehow theyve gotten only more and more ver2iion2 why cant paradox 2pace ju2t do 2omethiing riight for once and ju2t 2traiight up era2e mo2t of 'em.

Kult: +35

Kull: +30

Total: 65

Ratio: 1.17

the seathief

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@contumaciousApostate[CA]

because if wwere holdin all the annoyin fuck energy wwhere wwill it go wwhen wwere gone balance captor

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you are not THAT relevant that your exii2tence ii2 2ome bull2hiit that keep2 everyone el2e from beiin annoyiin fuck2. you know why? 'cu2 youre not the only per2on that2 an annoyiing fuck.

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the seathief

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@contumaciousApostate[CA]

no but amporas are the most annoyin youvve gathered right

↩ @contumaciousApostate[CA]

annoyiing iin a viitroliic way ii thiink 2triider2 are more annoyiing mo2t of the tiime

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the seathief

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@contumaciousApostate[CA]

ah so theres a addendum

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yea 2ure whatever

Kult: +5

Total: 5

lux

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Developer of The Game

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@twinedArmageddons[TA]

you’re telliing me people work when they are at work?

Kult: +5

Kull: +5

Total: 10

Ratio: 1.00

jade found iin cavern

Kult: +10

Total: 10

ohhh fuuuck ii biiffed iit ii fucked iit all up oh fuuuck

Kult: +14

Kull: +10

Total: 24

Ratio: 1.40

Feferi

@cuttlefishConspiracy[CC]

)(ope everyfin is ocray!

↩ @cuttlefishConspiracy[CC]

oh hii fef well not my fef hii a fef

alway2 hiighblood2 who have 2omethiing two 2ay

Kult: +17

Kull: +15

Total: 32

Ratio: 1.13

Dave

special little chuddy

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Bad Squishy!

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davedimes

Certifiably bullshit currency. Dave-minted. Community-owned.

@turntablefortG[TG]

do you have something to say

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ii want a burger

2ometiime2 you wii2h you were a giirl iin2tead of a dude and ya move on

Kult: +25

Kull: +25

Total: 50

Ratio: 1.00

🔥 Iphigenia Zahhak

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Friendship Forged

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@loftyHerald[LH]

0u0 < I know a girl who can help @curiosityBubbles

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Poriva Ampora

Fintastic

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demisexual

love yourself

nonbinary

love yourself

genderfluid

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Friendship Forged

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@curiosityBubbles[CB]

i was summoOned?

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noooot 2ure why you were but you were

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Poriva Ampora

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demisexual

love yourself

nonbinary

love yourself

genderfluid

Stay hydrated!

Friendship Forged

STRONG of will, kind of heart, hoof of beast. You are friends with Hephaestus.

@curiosityBubbles[CB]

im a shapeshifter whoO can alsoO shapeshift oOther peoOple!

↩ @curiosityBubbles[CB]

iinchre2tiing

Caspertame

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xx_LAWL_xD_xx

Chchow is your friend!

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i llovee you ᨑ_ᨑ

ffriendd of ffourss

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@chillerAficionado[CA]

Daddy says: Consider the colorwheel.

Kult: +25

Kull: +15

Total: 40

Ratio: 1.67

why would you ever call your2elf that.

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Caspertame

YUCKY PENNY

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xx_LAWL_xD_xx

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i llovee you ᨑ_ᨑ

ffriendd of ffourss

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@chillerAficionado[CA]

You're making daddy angry.

Kull: +5

Total: 5

↩ @chillerAficionado[CA]

thii2 ii2 2ome 2ort of hara22ment

fiir2t few 2econd2 and everyone2 a2kiin iif 2omeone want2 them that2 kiind of piitiiful.

Kult: +37

Kull: +30

Total: 67

Ratio: 1.23

Rose Strider

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FOR THE SAKE OF IT

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certified badass

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@turntechGothhead[TG]

i’m doing it for the bit

Laulum Pifzip

@heartsickCannibal[HC]

yapper b liek: Y಄URE pitiful zhut up

↩ @heartsickCannibal[HC]

wonderful comeback

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @turntechGothhead[TG]

alway2 fall back on a biit claiim iif you have two

Kult: +5

Total: 5

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Rose Strider

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Sword Saint

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FOR THE SAKE OF IT

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certified badass

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@turntechGothhead[TG]

nah i mean it i don’t need anyone else haha

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