sollux captor

thii2 ii2 the wor2t code iive ever fuckiing read iin my liife.

"cullmebro" ii need better variiable name2

ampora2 tend two be perhap2 the mo2t annoyiing fucker2 youve ever met iin your liife and 2omehow theyve gotten only more and more ver2iion2 why cant paradox 2pace ju2t do 2omethiing riight for once and ju2t 2traiight up era2e mo2t of 'em.

Kult: +35

Kull: +30

Total: 65

Ratio: 1.17

the seathief

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@contumaciousApostate[CA]

because if wwere holdin all the annoyin fuck energy wwhere wwill it go wwhen wwere gone balance captor

↩ @contumaciousApostate[CA]

you are not THAT relevant that your exii2tence ii2 2ome bull2hiit that keep2 everyone el2e from beiin annoyiin fuck2. you know why? 'cu2 youre not the only per2on that2 an annoyiing fuck.

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the seathief

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@contumaciousApostate[CA]

no but amporas are the most annoyin youvve gathered right

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annoyiing iin a viitroliic way ii thiink 2triider2 are more annoyiing mo2t of the tiime

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the seathief

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@contumaciousApostate[CA]

ah so theres a addendum

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yea 2ure whatever

Kult: +5

Total: 5

ughhhhhh my grubda2h ii2 takiin fuckiin forever

Kult: +2

Total: 2

ohhh fuuuck ii biiffed iit ii fucked iit all up oh fuuuck

Kult: +39

Kull: +35

Total: 74

Ratio: 1.11

what do YOU want

Feferi

@cuttlefishConspiracy[CC]

)(ope everyfin is ocray!

↩ @cuttlefishConspiracy[CC]

oh hii fef well not my fef hii a fef

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Feferi

@cuttlefishConspiracy[CC]

)(e)(e. )(i a Sollux!

wouldnt be 2urprii2ed giill2

fiir2tly, iit2 deada22 2econdly youd be 2meared acro22 pavement beforehand

you wanna put iit two the te2t 2eafoam 2ucker?

alway2 hiighblood2 who have 2omethiing two 2ay

Kult: +22

Kull: +20

Total: 42

Ratio: 1.10

Dave

special little chuddy

This user rocks only a particular PNG of the Stiller Shades.

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Bad Squishy!

Ahh, jellyfish. Pretty slime that hurts you.

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davedimes

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@turntablefortG[TG]

do you have something to say

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ii want a burger

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Dave

special little chuddy

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Bad Squishy!

Ahh, jellyfish. Pretty slime that hurts you.

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davedimes

Certifiably bullshit currency. Dave-minted. Community-owned.

@turntablefortG[TG]

go get a burger you earned it

nearly mii22ed my daiiliie2 on F:GO

Kult: +15

Kull: +15

Total: 30

Ratio: 1.00

more than you

II do more than you at the very lea2t.

playiing 2ome darkrp rn

ju2ut 2ome bull2hiit lately iin my liife

Kult: +7

Total: 7

2ometiime2 you wii2h you were a giirl iin2tead of a dude and ya move on

Kult: +40

Kull: +40

Total: 80

Ratio: 1.00

Kurloz

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A user of established repute

Our Holy Mirth

A member of the True Faith. [Technically nondenominational!?]

@tacendaCharlatan[TC]

🥚

Kult: +7

Total: 7

lux

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YOU'RE BLUE NOW.

That is this user's badge.

YOU'RE RED NOW.

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Developer of The Game

This user has worked on developing / modding SBURB.

@twinedArmageddons[TA]

ii diidn't move on.

🔥 Iphigenia Zahhak

Verified

A user of established repute

Friendship Forged

STRONG of will, kind of heart, hoof of beast. You are friends with Hephaestus.

@loftyHerald[LH]

0u0 < I know a girl who can help @curiosityBubbles

@curiosityBubbles

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Poriva Ampora

Fintastic

This user is a seadweller. Surf's up!

demisexual

love yourself

nonbinary

love yourself

genderfluid

Stay hydrated!

Friendship Forged

STRONG of will, kind of heart, hoof of beast. You are friends with Hephaestus.

@curiosityBubbles[CB]

i was summoOned?

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noooot 2ure why you were but you were

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Poriva Ampora

Fintastic

This user is a seadweller. Surf's up!

demisexual

love yourself

nonbinary

love yourself

genderfluid

Stay hydrated!

Friendship Forged

STRONG of will, kind of heart, hoof of beast. You are friends with Hephaestus.

@curiosityBubbles[CB]

im a shapeshifter whoO can alsoO shapeshift oOther peoOple!

↩ @curiosityBubbles[CB]

iinchre2tiing

↩ @twiceDeceased[TD]

Poriva Ampora

Fintastic

This user is a seadweller. Surf's up!

demisexual

love yourself

nonbinary

love yourself

genderfluid

Stay hydrated!

Friendship Forged

STRONG of will, kind of heart, hoof of beast. You are friends with Hephaestus.

@curiosityBubbles[CB]

zz;) soO, if yoOu were wanting soOmething aboOut yoOurself changed, im yoOur gal.

would you rather: unliimiited bacon but no game2 or unliimiited game2 but no game2 ?

Kult: +95

Kull: +87

Total: 182

Ratio: 1.09

↩ @miniatureCollector[MC]

Dirk Strider

Dash Certified

Loyal, reckless, and friendship-powered. Beloved in more ways than one.

@timaeusTurning[TT]

That is true, I prefer mine a little less crunchy to be honest.

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Catryi Harleu

@miniatureCollector[MC]

Sooo.. understandable. i like the chewiness.

↩ @miniatureCollector[MC]

Dirk Strider

Dash Certified

Loyal, reckless, and friendship-powered. Beloved in more ways than one.

@timaeusTurning[TT]

Agreed, although sometimes I like to change it up and have it be more crunchy, variety is the spice of life.

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Catryi Harleu

@miniatureCollector[MC]

Sooo.. hell yeah it is. variety is nice. :oD

↩ @miniatureCollector[MC]

Dirk Strider

Dash Certified

Loyal, reckless, and friendship-powered. Beloved in more ways than one.

@timaeusTurning[TT]

Hell yeah. B]

Kult: +5

Total: 5

ii could, deada22, facefuck you, riight now #n2fw,

#nsfw

yeah yeah whatever you 2ay twiink

youve got a problem wiith iit? hm?

iim lanky not twiinkii2h, whole other thiing giill2

the piicture you cho2e doe2nt really help

ii had a ultiimate chee2eburger

Kult: +30

Kull: +10

Total: 40

Ratio: 3.00

ii could deada22 facefuck you #n2fw, #referenciingachiit

#referencingachit #nsfw

no one 2aiid thii2 two me iit2 a rather popular biit

fiir2t few 2econd2 and everyone2 a2kiin iif 2omeone want2 them that2 kiind of piitiiful.

Kult: +47

Kull: +40

Total: 87

Ratio: 1.18

Rose Strider

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Sword Saint

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FOR THE SAKE OF IT

Pure, simple, blood on the wall, knuckles to face, honest to fuck violence.

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certified badass

this gill in particular is literally trained to kill

@turntechGothhead[TG]

i’m doing it for the bit

Laulum Pifzip

@heartsickCannibal[HC]

yapper b liek: Y಄URE pitiful zhut up

↩ @heartsickCannibal[HC]

wonderful comeback

Kult: +5

Total: 5

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Laulum Pifzip

@heartsickCannibal[HC]

yapper b liek: ikr

↩ @turntechGothhead[TG]

alway2 fall back on a biit claiim iif you have two

Kult: +5

Total: 5

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Rose Strider

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Sword Saint

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FOR THE SAKE OF IT

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certified badass

this gill in particular is literally trained to kill

@turntechGothhead[TG]

nah i mean it i don’t need anyone else haha

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the haha at the end of that really ii2nt helpiing anythiing

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Rose Strider

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Sword Saint

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FOR THE SAKE OF IT

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certified badass

this gill in particular is literally trained to kill

@turntechGothhead[TG]

i like to laugh