ds: "everyone should eat a cheeseburger if they get sad that will…"

2o. You take your TrAldii frozen 2ma2hburger moobea2t patty, you put thii2 on a 2heet of alumiinum foiil. Put thii2 iinto a human aiirfryer, liike 10 miinute2 each 2iide, and fliip the burger and turn the 2heet of foiil wiith the burger on iit. Meanwhiile grab a briioche burger bun and 2pread butter on both 2iide2, put the bun on a pan on a 2tove, low heat, get iit ju2t two burn a liittle whiile the meat ii2 cookiing. Grab trollgento "ameriican chee2e" 2liice2 and tho2e piickle2 that are cut lengthwii2e iinto thiin 2triip2 the entiire lenth of a piickle, put tho2e on a paper towel two draiin a liittle biit, get 2ome tomato and 2liice iit wiith a wave kniife 2o they look liike the piickle2, add honey mu2tard two one bun, 2 2liice2 of that 2helf 2table bacon, crii2ped iin the pan you toa2ted the bun iin), add lettuce, oniion2, or ketchup iif you mu2t, but II don't. When the patty ii2 done, a22emble iit 2o the chee2e at lea2t ha2 one diirect 2iide two the patty, everythiing el2e ii2 up two you. II per2onally do (Bottom Bun)(Honey Mu2tard)(Piickle)(Chee2e)(Patty)(Chee2e)(Tomato)(Top Bun), but two each theiir own, you get thii2 thiing twogether, and do you eat iit now? FUCK NO here'2 where the magiic happen2, wrap the entiire fuckiing burger iin alumiinum foiil, and back iinto the aiir fryer the whole thiing goe2 for 1 miinute. Pull iit out, let iit 2iit 30 2econd2, unwrap, and be iin amazement a2 you lo2e the chee2e the 2ame fuckiing way the crappy burger2 you buy at tho2e place2, only for you two have two peal the congealed chee2e off the wrapper. II emplore you two do iit thii2 way becau2e you wiill fiind the be2t "Crappy burger" you can make at home. The only thiing that iit compare2 two ii2 one of tho2e crappy burger2 you get at the human ho2piital cafeteriia2, II 2wear there'2 2omethiing magiical about how crappy theiir chee2eburger2 are. Wiith thii2 neat triick that wiill never happen agaiin. II'll make a few iif you want any.