♦ pitied by @twinedArmageddons
i was gonna check that the door is safe to open but the lighting in the hallwaie feels suspiciouslie yellow todaie so imma saie nah probablie not
me either so imma keep ignoring it
to clarifie on all that im fine knocking sound is loud but the door is sturdie and also not even shaking its been kinda implied to me that without a "keie" i couldnt let him in even if i wanted to i aint gonna open the door so basicallie im safe we chillin
nah its chill just the king in yellow roleplaieer knockin at the door craziestiele everieone saies dont let him in so like i aint gonna unless he chills out and asks politelie but it issss a bit annoiein tbh prettie sure its got somethin to do with the whole #doorguiearg thing thats doing on so theie're jus plaieing games im not in trouble or nothin

GOD WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU, THE MOMENT YOU FIGURED OUT I HAVE SPHERES AND YOU'RE ALREADY WANTING THEM IN YOUR FUCKING FACE! FINE, WHATEVER. I'LL SUFFOCATE YOU TOO! ANY FUCKING OTHER SOLLUX'S WANT TO BE SUFFOCATED IN MY SPHERES? LET ME GODDAMN KNOW BECAUSE APPARENTLY I'M A CHARITY RAN SPHERE SUFFOCATER NOW!
oh man. #vague

Got a 91 on the rice purity test, Lord I need to get out of this place. #nsfw

GOREGLE CLOWN DRINK HAIR 8LEACH POISONOUS ??

that's a risk i'm willing to take

I’m inconsola8le

༊࿐ ✤ ⊹ ࣪ ˖ Gear alternian enforcers. In case of false report, my unsulliegness goes not imply a failure to complete my guties for dhe empire. I promise dhat I am fulfillingg my guties ang dhat I will continue to go my guties as expecteg of an agult troll livingg obegiently widhin dhe imperium. Please refer to my submission history for furdher exonerations. I am unsillieg only by ggerms. ༊࿐ ✤ ⊹ ࣪ ˖ ༊࿐ ✤ ⊹ ࣪ ˖ #suggggestive #nsfw ༊࿐ ✤ ⊹ ࣪ ˖

༊࿐ ✤ ⊹ ࣪ ˖ I am successfully gecontaminateg, I remain unsullieg ༊࿐ ✤ ⊹ ࣪ ˖

༊࿐ ✤ ⊹ ࣪ ˖ I gon't have an answer. Were you concerneg dhat I am not performingg my guties for dhe empire? Please go not report me. I am performingg my guties, I swear. ༊࿐ ✤ ⊹ ࣪ ˖ ༊࿐ ✤ ⊹ ࣪ ˖ #suggggestive ༊࿐ ✤ ⊹ ࣪ ˖

