RAW GARLIC TASTES BAD.
nevermiind ii dont want your fuckiing 8ack alley laced pot anymore, iin2tead ii want fiive 8uck2
WHAT!! ):B
you heard me, you want that triiple chocol8 chunk 8rowniie cake? you gotta giimme fiive dollary doo2
I THOUGHT WE COULD GET HIGH TOGETHER. ):B
no offen2e 8ut iim doiing that wiith vrii2ka, do you want the cake or not?
FUCK YOU. I DON'T WANT IT ANYMORE.
II ALREADY 2TARTED 8AKIING IIT 2HIITA22! FIINE IILL GET HIIGH WIITH YOU!
NO. I'M NOT TRYING TO MANIPULATE YOU INTO DOING POT WITH ME, CAPTOR. THAT'S A SHITTY THING TO DO.
KARKAT FUCKIING VANTA2... YOU ARE 8IING THII2 FUCKIING CAKE... MY VERY EXPEN2IIVE IINGREDIIENT2 ARE NOT GOIING TWO FUCKIING WA2TE... DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IIT II2 TWO GROW YOUR OWN COCOA PLANT2 IIN FUCKIING JER2EY?! IIT2 AN AFRIICAN PLANT KARKAT! YOU ARE 8IING THII2 FUCKIING CAKE
JESUS. OKAY. I'LL GIVE YOU THE FIVE DOLLARS.