holy fuck the last time i heard this song i was at my favorite bar and me john n rose (jade couldnt come) in a booth were watching this dude and this drop dead gorge troll lady hittin on each other at the bar and it was cringe and glorious and everything you coulda ever wanted to witness when hammered at 11 at night those bartenders were angels and i fell off the chair when they kept playing tunes like this im talkin like i was crying laughing
no dogs allowed signs are so fucked up when a literal god foundling of the universe is doggy coded as fuck plus jade being excluded for equally fucked reasons is also messed up
nah broski jade was actually outta state prepping for some sick ass science convention. now i have been lookin in on other peoples timelines for shits and gigs and i can see theres some sorta splicing between her weirdly old dog but in my lil ol dimension thats just not the case
huh that is so viscerally weird like i cannot imagine jade going to some cushy as science fair i dont even think hellmurder island has air conditioning let alone floor tiles she wouldnt like crack when she trots alone @farmstinkButtlass feel free to correct me if im wrong but i also acknowledge we know very different jades
yeah so im like, gathering yall played that game everyone somehow knows about and played? i didnt, thats what im assuming all this convolutionary fuckery comes from. im just a dude, shes just a lady woman, we just chillin
that is so fucking crazy fascinating like ok ok jade is a lot of things i would never call her a lady woman
mind if we were moots? pals? buddies? so much i wanna ask after i get over the initial shock of properlady!debimbofied!puppisnt!jade
huh????? what?????? jeez, ip, you know better than to toss a girl a stick when the conversations already dug through the fence!!!!! but youre totally right that whole island was "natural as fig leaves on adam!!!" which is what my gpa would say because hes weird and old and kind of extremely dead now.... :|