
need a sugar daddy to buy as many pokemon card packs and boxes as i want and the sugar part is just him watching me open them and going "oh shit this one is fire" whenever its a full art

i feel like this is a barely concealed threat to my general existence but im consciously choosing to put that on the back burner for the sake of rectangular pieces of cardstock
I know everything, nothing on the internet can be concealed from me. If you don’t turn against me, you should be fine. They should get to you soon. Have fun with your cards.

im gonna be like a kid in a candy shop man like oliver twist in a sea of decadent chocolate cake im gonna be augustus gloop in the willy wonka chocolate river minus nightmare inducing dragon boat ride with how much fun im gonna be having

gene wilder sure was wild

lIkE CuRiOuS, i gOt cOfFeRs oF CaEgErS To bUrN. wHaT'S In iT FoR A MoThErFuCkEr? SiDeS ClApPiNg fOr a cOoL DuDe? YoU LaYiNg pIpE Or lAyInG ThErE?

the unbridled joy of watching me on my search for special illustration rares but on a real note im verse and switch so

mMm yOu aRe dRiViN A HaRd bArGiN. dAvE JoY Is pReTtY ToP TiEr. Oh? MeAnS A MoThErFuCkEr cAn bUlLy yOu fOr bUlGe wHiLe hE ChOkEs yA? (O:

im not opposed to it at all but if were gonna talk like this i prefer it in the dms
