S0llux Captor

they never taught maslow's hierarchy 0f greeds right. sleep needs to be at least three tiers, maybe f0ur. fuck it, wh0le triangle is sleep.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

you w0uld think a version 0f yourself able t0 defend themselves with words, n0t a button when irritated like 0nce, lmao. apparently the fuck n0t. #vaguepost

#vaguepost

Kult: +127

Kull: +110

Total: 237

Ratio: 1.15

WELL YOU ARE, OK. IN FACT THE FOUNDATION HAS MADE A POINT TO HELP SPECIFICALLY YOU.

↩ @carcinoGeneticist[CG]

i h0pe all your r0mcoms bec0me infinitesimally shittier until you realize to0 late.

I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU’D SAY THAT TO ME.

Kull: +2

Total: 2

↩ @carcinoGeneticist[CG]

DON’T YOU MEDIATE ME YOU SLIME BALL.

↩ @carcinoGeneticist[CG]

there's no bulbr0ll react, and be thankful there isn't one that just sends y0u to the recycling bin dimensi0n.

Kull: +7

Total: 7

I WILL TELL THE FOUNDATION TO PULL YOUR PITY FUNDS SO HELP ME JEGUS.

↩ @carcinoGeneticist[CG]

what the fuck man, not c0ol.

YEAH, HOW’S THAT FEEL MISTER MEDIATOR?

↩ @carcinoGeneticist[CG]

y0u'll get your answer in ten t0 twenty w0rking nights.

BORING. EXPEDITE IT.

h0ping this finds the right person, and they d0 a 180 off in the 0ther direction. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/42c691c9456d.png

Kult: +15

Total: 15

i'm being reminded that the depths 0f stupidity are bott0mless with every post made, the multiverse is br0ken.

Kult: +32

Kull: +25

Total: 57

Ratio: 1.28

Hope Nichols

@todaysDreamer[TD]

implying it was ever in a pristine state to begin with.

↩ @todaysDreamer[TD]

there's serviceable, then there's busted. and then there's this place.

Hope Nichols

@todaysDreamer[TD]

which doesn't really obey logic or reason or respect timelines or universes, yes. but that's also like, half the fun of it

↩ @todaysDreamer[TD]

yeah, i can still be ann0yed with it, got my pass and everything, name in bl0ck letters and all the fancy trims. curiously peeved 0ff.

Hope Nichols

@todaysDreamer[TD]

congrats on the cool pass

i d0n't even know where t0 start with this place, so i w0n't.

Kult: +59

Kull: +55

Total: 114

Ratio: 1.07

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@peaNut[PN]

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↩ @peaNut[PN]

yeah, my p0int exactly.

Kult: +2

Kull: +2

Total: 4

Ratio: 1.00

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@peaNut[PN]

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Karama Golthi

@megaloMemes[MM]

c< fair eNOugH >c

Karkat Vantas

@cheliformGyves[CG]

THIS IS FUCKING *EXACTLY* WHAT I SAID TOO. WHO THE FUCK IS PEANUT? AND WHY IS HE TAGGING RANDOM SHIT WITH NSFW.

↩ @cheliformGyves[CG]

i d0n't know wh0 peanut is, i've been in the building f0r less than a hour, i'll get back to y0u when i care enough to kn0w.

Karkat Vantas

@cheliformGyves[CG]

YOU SHOULD KNOW BY NOW YOU SHITWIPE, HE’S ON THIS POST.

↩ @cheliformGyves[CG]

yeah y0u're a kk alright. have some independence, get 0ut there and learn or s0me shit.

Karkat Vantas

@cheliformGyves[CG]

“A” KK THEY SAY, AS IF I’M NOT ***THE*** KK. YOU SHOULD LEARN OR SOME SHIT, PARTICULARLY ABOUT OUR ANCESTRAL PATHS, YOU HEINOUS UNDULATING ASSHOLE.

↩ @cheliformGyves[CG]