S0llux Captor
@typhloticArmageddons
i'm pr0bably lost but why w0uld i admit that.
okay apparently everyone started posting about it while i asleep so let me just clarify i *don't* have any bed bugs in my bed!!!! it was a joke!! the whole point of my saying there was "more cum than bed bugs" in my bed is that i don't have zero bugs in there so any amount of cum would be more. i wouldn't be inviting people over if i had an infestation or anything come on let's be smart here guys :P #nsfw
0k, but there shouldn't be any t0 begin with.
you w0uld think a version 0f yourself able t0 defend themselves with words, n0t a button when irritated like 0nce, lmao. apparently the fuck n0t. #vaguepost
i don't remember being legible for the st0p a grudge foundation, the 0ne specifically for call0us chittrers. chittrees? what the fuck is the right w0rd, my stupid joke w0n't land otherwise.
WELL YOU ARE, OK. IN FACT THE FOUNDATION HAS MADE A POINT TO HELP SPECIFICALLY YOU.
i h0pe all your r0mcoms bec0me infinitesimally shittier until you realize to0 late.
there's no bulbr0ll react, and be thankful there isn't one that just sends y0u to the recycling bin dimensi0n.
since it keeps c0ming up i feel like i should make this #tittytuesday educati0nal for the ungrateful yet c0mpletely helpless masses. probably #nsfw by bare technicality, this is educati0nal scho0lfeeding. not all adjectives are built equal. if i tell a human that the sun is h0t they will be fairly remiss when they step outside my hive and are pr0mptly burnt half two death. yes subjectivity is inherent in it, i kn0w the human sun is bitchmade. but painting with broad str0kes still creates a better picture then squeezing the paste tubes down y0ur slack jaw and vomiting up w0rthless uncol0red bile. so tw0 business: small, medium, large/big, huge, en0rmous (0r gigantic but it clashes with further down), massive, col0ssal, giant. you can grade the actual variati0n in giant but i doubt any 0f you are experienced en0ugh. most n0rmal timelines will never see anything past the lowest side 0f huge outside singular pr0found mutati0ns and may consider anything past that p0int as 'hyper'. remember, if you can't even describe what y0u lo0k like why would any0ne want two see y0u?
s0me of us graduated past having unreadable c0de.
that isn't my p0int, i just want to kn0w why an off-sh0ot 0f me is so gunkpanned.
i'm being reminded that the depths 0f stupidity are bott0mless with every post made, the multiverse is br0ken.
implying it was ever in a pristine state to begin with.
which doesn't really obey logic or reason or respect timelines or universes, yes. but that's also like, half the fun of it
yeah, i can still be ann0yed with it, got my pass and everything, name in bl0ck letters and all the fancy trims. curiously peeved 0ff.
i d0n't even know where t0 start with this place, so i w0n't.
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THIS IS FUCKING *EXACTLY* WHAT I SAID TOO. WHO THE FUCK IS PEANUT? AND WHY IS HE TAGGING RANDOM SHIT WITH NSFW.
i d0n't know wh0 peanut is, i've been in the building f0r less than a hour, i'll get back to y0u when i care enough to kn0w.
yeah y0u're a kk alright. have some independence, get 0ut there and learn or s0me shit.
“A” KK THEY SAY, AS IF I’M NOT ***THE*** KK. YOU SHOULD LEARN OR SOME SHIT, PARTICULARLY ABOUT OUR ANCESTRAL PATHS, YOU HEINOUS UNDULATING ASSHOLE.