Dirk Egbert: "versions of me god okay fine i guess i need to call the bank…" | chittr

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@tyrtaeusTableside[TT]

versions of me god okay fine i guess i need to call the bank about identity theft thats great. does that mean this website has malware on it? fuck

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@tempestuousTomfoolery[TT]

sorry, what the fuck?

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@tyrtaeusTableside[TT]

wait are you the guy or are you you just like the john smith to my john smith

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@tempestuousTomfoolery[TT]

honestly? no fucking clue.

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@tyrtaeusTableside[TT]

like is this the like assembly of steves

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A user of potential repute.

honse,

Appreciator of hoofbeasts with equine variety.

But One Dirk of Many

It's splinters all the way down!

brotherly love.

it's tough. unbreakable.

transgender

love yourself

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Loyal, reckless, and friendship-powered. Beloved in more ways than one.

@telemachusTestified[TT]

Welcome to the world of alternate selves, bitch.

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@tempestuousTomfoolery[TT]

i sure fucking hope not? i've already seen some other dirks here, but not another dirk egbert before.

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@tyrtaeusTableside[TT]

eww no stop i dont know who you are im just a fucking guy

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@tyrtaeusTableside[TT]

i dont need your pity i just want people to stop assuming they know me for some stupid reason

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