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dirk egbert.

@tempestuousTomfoolery

(this account displays 13-year-old dirk behaviour. you have been warned.)

Blood: BronzeKult Score: 165Kull Score: 1633 followers1 following

i am not taking an omegaverse quiz.

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HELLO??? WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN!!!!

busy.

[tempestuoustomfoolery is now offline!]

this is ridiculous.

((and here comes the Dirk Behaviour!))

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all she does is make ads anyway, she hasn't had a guest appearance on a show in months.

ugh.

hey, @glamourgenteel. wanna hop on borderlands for a bit?

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Oh! I'm sorry, Dirk, I'm just terribly busy at the moment. Plus, you know how mom doesn't like me playing those violent games. Maybe next time?

oh. yeah. all cool. next time, for sure.

new pfp by the wonderful artist @tenebrificghosttown.

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DIRRK youre so sweeties

i should be asleep right now. and yet, painting mecha minies prevails.

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Give up on sleep forever.

sounds good to me, chief. i will paint these minis for the rest of time.

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i love getting my friends to hang out with me.

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Frind, hanging out is so fun❗️ Love the frinds love the fun, be full of love 😆💞💓💕💖💗🐴

↩ @mapleHoof[MH]

holy shit the horse talks! this is the best thing ever, i think.

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rox always gets excited this time of year. haha.

glad we're all on the same page on horses.

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alright, potentially controversial: horses?

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⚓ Big! Cute! Kinda scary! 🪶

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V3RY 5P3C1F1C H0R535 4R3 V3RY 900D.

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Appreciator of hoofbeasts with equine variety.
But One Dirk of Many
It's splinters all the way down!
brotherly love.
it's tough. unbreakable.
transgender
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Dash Certified
Loyal, reckless, and friendship-powered. Beloved in more ways than one.
@telemachusTestified[TT]

Take a wild guess on how I feel about horses.

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Disability is not an ugly word. It's a way of life, and I'm proud of you today.
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Those who came before us.
honse,
Appreciator of hoofbeasts with equine variety.
Friendship Forged
STRONG of will, kind of heart, hoof of beast. You are friends with Hephaestus.
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kind is the bravest thing you can be
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@craftsmanToxophilite[CT]

8=l < Ideal creature

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anyways. ca hasn't messaged in a while, so i guess he's backed off.

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Womp womp.

well, i did explode his computer.

Man.

noted. trolls tend to be assholes when you ask questions.

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Total: 29
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A valued soldier in the Empire's great conquest.
@perniciousNebula[PN]

. ݁₊ ⊹ . ݁ ⟡ ݁ . ⊹ ₊ ݁. Most p༄opl༄ don't ༄njoy wh༄n you walk into th༄ir hiv༄ and th༄n a⏾t lik༄ th༄y'r༄ an oddity; just g༄n༄rally sp༄aking. . ݁₊ ⊹ . ݁ ⟡ ݁ . ⊹ ₊ ݁.

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so... what is a troll, other than an alien from space?

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✁ ┈ ┈ ┈ did t𝒽ou ju𝓈t blow in from dunc𝑒vill𝑒 ┈ ┈ ┈

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This user is literally a dog. A very good and wonderful dog.
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i mean, thats kind of the basic gist of it really :p they have their differences and some other stuff about their cultures and whatnot! but i think youre best learning that from a troll themself!! not every one is gonna be a bastion of their culture because even then theres big loops of timelines and stuff @_@ but!!! theyre just different!! :D

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@twinArmaggetfucked[TA]

h0w'd y0u even get here if y0u d0n't kn0w what a tr0ll is?

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A Seven Eleven employee for the foreseeable future.
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@tentaclesTherapist[TT]

What is a human, other than a species inhabiting earth? I’m not sure what you’re trying to ask with this question.

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A very dedicated puppet lover...
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brotherly love.
it's tough. unbreakable.
@toughTalk[TT]

Man, get with the program.

update. i fucked up. virus turns troll computers into a bomb.

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Dude.

trust me, i don't know enough about computers for that to have been intentional. i guess it's just another way to get them to buzz off.

Yeah it really is. Booom.

i'm gonna make a basic virus so the next time one of those jerks dm me, it hacks their computer.

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startling revelation made. trolls on chittr potentially same as trolls on pesterchum. more info to come.

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oh, jesus, what the hell? why is there a guy with my face? ... and what's with the weird shades?

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Believer of Whimsy
Your crops are watered, your vibes are pure, and you're friends with Florid.
mArk of the beAst
mwAh!
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@megaloMemes[MM]

c< welcOMe 2 CHittr! tiMe 2 learN abOut alterNate tiMeliNes aNd uNiverses! >c

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oh lord.

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love yourself
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Courtesy of Furann, the Soft Butch King of Lesbian Chittr.
Believer of Whimsy
Your crops are watered, your vibes are pure, and you're friends with Florid.
mArk of the beAst
mwAh!
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c< yuuuuup! be prepared 2 see a lOt Of peOple witH yOur NaMe, yOur face, aNd cOMpletely differeNt MaNNerisMs aNd experieNces >c