dirk egbert.

#nsfw okay way is this site actually an rp site for people who like bug porn or am i okay

#nsfw

Kult: +7

Kull: +5

Total: 12

Ratio: 1.40

the bugs are real.

versions of me god okay fine i guess i need to call the bank about identity theft thats great. does that mean this website has malware on it? fuck

Kult: +27

Kull: +25

Total: 52

Ratio: 1.08

sorry, what the fuck?

wait are you the guy or are you you just like the john smith to my john smith

↩ @tyrtaeusTableside[TT]

honestly? no fucking clue.

like is this the like assembly of steves

↩ @tyrtaeusTableside[TT]

i sure fucking hope not? i've already seen some other dirks here, but not another dirk egbert before.

i am not taking an omegaverse quiz.

Kult: +12

Kull: +10

Total: 22

Ratio: 1.20

HELLO??? WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN!!!!

↩ @tenebrificGhosttown[TG]

busy.

dirk r u okay?

Kult: +5

Kull: +5

Total: 10

Ratio: 1.00

i'm fine.

hey, @glamourgenteel. wanna hop on borderlands for a bit?

@glamourGenteel

Kult: +10

Kull: +10

Total: 20

Ratio: 1.00

Jane Lalonde!

@glamourGenteel[GG]

Oh! I'm sorry, Dirk, I'm just terribly busy at the moment. Plus, you know how mom doesn't like me playing those violent games. Maybe next time?

↩ @glamourGenteel[GG]

oh. yeah. all cool. next time, for sure.

(i gotta admit if someone proposed to ME on the first date... swoon...)

Kult: +7

Kull: +5

Total: 12

Ratio: 1.40

you are way too desperate.

Miss Harls!

Flushed One

This user vacillates flushed red.

Crabby Communicator

This user is always in a foul mood. Pay their language no mind.

heart of gold

kind is the bravest thing you can be

first guardian

with infinite power comes infinite responsibility

good dog best friend

the bestest boy ever ever :D

Resurrection Butterfly

For this user, だんまく is a way of life.

FOR THE SAKE OF IT

Pure, simple, blood on the wall, knuckles to face, honest to fuck violence.

@gardeningGirl[GG]

how many dirks would i piss off if i said crush was better than fanta?

Kult: +15

Kull: +15

Total: 30

Ratio: 1.00

crush is pretty good actually.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

Miss Harls!

Flushed One

This user vacillates flushed red.

Crabby Communicator

This user is always in a foul mood. Pay their language no mind.

heart of gold

kind is the bravest thing you can be

first guardian

with infinite power comes infinite responsibility

good dog best friend

the bestest boy ever ever :D

Resurrection Butterfly

For this user, だんまく is a way of life.

FOR THE SAKE OF IT

Pure, simple, blood on the wall, knuckles to face, honest to fuck violence.

@gardeningGirl[GG]

how many dirk *striders* i guess i should say. of course an egbert would be objectively right, hehe!

↩ @gardeningGirl[GG]

touché.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

i should be asleep right now. and yet, painting mecha minies prevails.

Kult: +10

Kull: +10

Total: 20

Ratio: 1.00

Hal Strider

@heartMarauder[HM]

Give up on sleep forever.

↩ @heartMarauder[HM]

sounds good to me, chief. i will paint these minis for the rest of time.

Kult: +10

Total: 10

jake strider B)

@genreTwister[GT]

dirk's my best friend, man. and what a cool friend he is!

Kult: +5

Kull: +5

Total: 10

Ratio: 1.00

thanks, man.

Maplehoof needs a human girl child to brush and braid her hair

Kult: +25

Kull: +15

Total: 40

Ratio: 1.67

does a human boy child work also?

Kult: +5

Total: 5

Yes😆😆😆

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @mapleHoof[MH]

hell yes. i'm gonna treat your mane with the utmost care.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

i love getting my friends to hang out with me.

Kult: +15

Kull: +10

Total: 25

Ratio: 1.50

Frind, hanging out is so fun❗️ Love the frinds love the fun, be full of love 😆💞💓💕💖💗🐴

↩ @mapleHoof[MH]

holy shit the horse talks! this is the best thing ever, i think.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

NEEIIGGHHH!!!!!

Kult: +20

Kull: +5

Total: 25

Ratio: 4.00

so true.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

i wonder if janey is busy :o

Kult: +10

Kull: +5

Total: 15

Ratio: 2.00

you could hang out with me.

anyways. ca hasn't messaged in a while, so i guess he's backed off.

Kult: +10

Kull: +10

Total: 20

Ratio: 1.00

Hal Strider

@heartMarauder[HM]

Womp womp.

↩ @heartMarauder[HM]

well, i did explode his computer.

update. i fucked up. virus turns troll computers into a bomb.

Kult: +16

Kull: +14

Total: 30

Ratio: 1.14

Hal Strider

@heartMarauder[HM]

Dude.

↩ @heartMarauder[HM]

trust me, i don't know enough about computers for that to have been intentional. i guess it's just another way to get them to buzz off.

Steve harley

@hawksUranium[HU]

Welcome to chittr where we fuck bugs

#nsfw

Kult: +5

Kull: +12

Total: 17

Ratio: 0.42