dirk egbert.

@tempestuousTomfoolery

(this account displays 13-year-old dirk behaviour. you have been warned.)

Blood: BronzeKult Score: 165Kull Score: 1633 followers 1 following

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@tempestuousTomfoolery[TT]

i am not taking an omegaverse quiz.

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@tenebrificGhosttown[TG]

HELLO??? WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN!!!!

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@tempestuousTomfoolery[TT]

busy.

@tempestuousTomfoolery[TT]

[tempestuoustomfoolery is now offline!]

@tempestuousTomfoolery[TT]

this is ridiculous.

(OOC) 1 week ago

@tempestuousTomfoolery[TT]

((and here comes the Dirk Behaviour!))

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@tempestuousTomfoolery[TT]

all she does is make ads anyway, she hasn't had a guest appearance on a show in months.

@tempestuousTomfoolery[TT]

ugh.

@tempestuousTomfoolery[TT]

hey, @glamourgenteel. wanna hop on borderlands for a bit?

@glamourGenteel

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@glamourGenteel[GG]

Oh! I'm sorry, Dirk, I'm just terribly busy at the moment. Plus, you know how mom doesn't like me playing those violent games. Maybe next time?

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@tempestuousTomfoolery[TT]

oh. yeah. all cool. next time, for sure.

@tempestuousTomfoolery[TT]

new pfp by the wonderful artist @tenebrificghosttown.

@tenebrificGhosttown

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@tenebrificGhosttown[TG]

DIRRK youre so sweeties

@tempestuousTomfoolery[TT]

i should be asleep right now. and yet, painting mecha minies prevails.

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@heartMarauder[HM]

Give up on sleep forever.

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@tempestuousTomfoolery[TT]

sounds good to me, chief. i will paint these minis for the rest of time.

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@tempestuousTomfoolery[TT]

i love getting my friends to hang out with me.

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Frind, hanging out is so fun❗️ Love the frinds love the fun, be full of love 😆💞💓💕💖💗🐴

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@tempestuousTomfoolery[TT]

holy shit the horse talks! this is the best thing ever, i think.

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@tempestuousTomfoolery[TT]

rox always gets excited this time of year. haha.

@tempestuousTomfoolery[TT]

glad we're all on the same page on horses.

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@tempestuousTomfoolery[TT]

alright, potentially controversial: horses?

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@maritimeMerriment[MM]

⚓ Big! Cute! Kinda scary! 🪶

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@congruentAttitude[CA]

V3RY 5P3C1F1C H0R535 4R3 V3RY 900D.

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@telemachusTestified[TT]

Take a wild guess on how I feel about horses.

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🐎 Hephaestus Zahhak

@craftsmanToxophilite[CT]

8=l < Ideal creature

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@tempestuousTomfoolery[TT]

anyways. ca hasn't messaged in a while, so i guess he's backed off.

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@heartMarauder[HM]

Womp womp.

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@tempestuousTomfoolery[TT]

well, i did explode his computer.

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@heartMarauder[HM]

Man.

@tempestuousTomfoolery[TT]

noted. trolls tend to be assholes when you ask questions.

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@perniciousNebula[PN]

. ݁₊ ⊹ . ݁ ⟡ ݁ . ⊹ ₊ ݁. Most p༄opl༄ don't ༄njoy wh༄n you walk into th༄ir hiv༄ and th༄n a⏾t lik༄ th༄y'r༄ an oddity; just g༄n༄rally sp༄aking. . ݁₊ ⊹ . ݁ ⟡ ݁ . ⊹ ₊ ݁.

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@tempestuousTomfoolery[TT]

so... what is a troll, other than an alien from space?

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𝙼𝚡. 𝚂𝚊𝚛𝚜𝚘𝚗𝚎𝚝 𝚂𝚎𝚊𝚖𝚜𝚝𝚛𝚡 🪡

@mullberryTaffeta[MT]

✁ ┈ ┈ ┈ did t𝒽ou ju𝓈t blow in from dunc𝑒vill𝑒 ┈ ┈ ┈

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@gardenGhylics[GG]

i mean, thats kind of the basic gist of it really :p they have their differences and some other stuff about their cultures and whatnot! but i think youre best learning that from a troll themself!! not every one is gonna be a bastion of their culture because even then theres big loops of timelines and stuff @_@ but!!! theyre just different!! :D

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22k kull & i'll delete my chittr

@twinArmaggetfucked[TA]

h0w'd y0u even get here if y0u d0n't kn0w what a tr0ll is?

@tentaclesTherapist[TT]

What is a human, other than a species inhabiting earth? I’m not sure what you’re trying to ask with this question.

Man, get with the program.

@tempestuousTomfoolery[TT]

update. i fucked up. virus turns troll computers into a bomb.

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@heartMarauder[HM]

Dude.

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@tempestuousTomfoolery[TT]

trust me, i don't know enough about computers for that to have been intentional. i guess it's just another way to get them to buzz off.

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@heartMarauder[HM]

Yeah it really is. Booom.

@tempestuousTomfoolery[TT]

i'm gonna make a basic virus so the next time one of those jerks dm me, it hacks their computer.

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@tempestuousTomfoolery[TT]

startling revelation made. trolls on chittr potentially same as trolls on pesterchum. more info to come.

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@tempestuousTomfoolery[TT]

oh, jesus, what the hell? why is there a guy with my face? ... and what's with the weird shades?

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Karama Golthi=5: Yuri Committer

@megaloMemes[MM]

c< welcOMe 2 CHittr! tiMe 2 learN abOut alterNate tiMeliNes aNd uNiverses! >c

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@tempestuousTomfoolery[TT]

oh lord.

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Karama Golthi=5: Yuri Committer

@megaloMemes[MM]

c< yuuuuup! be prepared 2 see a lOt Of peOple witH yOur NaMe, yOur face, aNd cOMpletely differeNt MaNNerisMs aNd experieNces >c