↘️i am banned from eating my kippered herring finbeast inside. they make me eat it on the smoking area by the loading dock, under the theory that it already smells bad there.↘️ ↗️BUT IT WAS RAINING TONIGHT, WHICH WAS PREVENTING MY MIDSHIFT MEAL, SO I WAS FEELING SAD.↗️ ↘️and hungry.↘️ ↗️AND THEN I REALIZED THAT THERE WAS A LARGE CARDBOARD BOX↗️ ↘️(in the dumpster)↘️ ↗️FROM THE PREVIOUS DELIVERY.↗️ ↘️like a fridge sized box.↘️ ↗️SO I FISHED IT OUT OF THE DUMPSTER.↗️ ↘️of course.↘️ ↗️THEN TIPPED IT ON ITS SIDE.↗️ ↘️and had a nice little cardboard cave.↘️ ↗️VERY SOOTHING.↗️ ↘️very zen.↘️ ↗️AT LEAST UNTIL THE SECURITY PROFESSIONAL FROM THE NIGHT PRIOR STEPPED OUTSIDE TO SMOKE.↗️ ↘️i tried hiding from him by crawling deeper in the box, which unfortunately did not work.↘️ ↗️INSTEAD, HE SAW A SORT OF DAMP, SNIVELING CREATURE.↗️ ↘️(me)↘️ ↗️EATING MY FINBEASTS IN A BOX↗️ ↘️and delivered the verbal cullshot of↘️ ↗️"GOOD EVENING, MISTER SMEGOL."↗️ ↘️which is how my night was ruined before 8 pm.↘️
↗️I GRACIOUSLY LOST THE GAME SO THAT I WOULD BE COMPLETELY FREE TO WATCH YOUR ELIMINATION.↗️ ↘️so i did it by design.↘️
-^I don't know how to feel abo∇t o∇r shared liking of herring. :=|^-
↘️i could smell it on your exhalations when we had our gladitorial match.↘️
↗️BOTH OF THESE FOODS PAIR.↗️
-^Yog∇rt? And herring? Is that?? What yo∇'re saying to me. Yog∇rt. Dairy prod∇ct. And herring?^-
↘️yes.↘️
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As l✿ng as y✿u aren't bringing that awful stuff back t✿ y✿ur desk anym✿re, I guess...I really appreciate the steps y✿u've taken t✿ be less h✿stile in the w✿rk place! °❀⋆.ೃ࿔*:･°❀⋆.ೃ࿔*:･