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she doesnt knowv that i knowv that theyre gonna try to ditch me, this is vwhy im gonna fill the gas tank vwith miller lite. #substance
꧁Thanks, Ucedes.꧂
ᚺELL YEAᚺ WE Dᛟ 💪💪💪💪💪💪 >ᛒJJJJJJJJJJJJJ
o-)- better listen up!! hehe!!!
gruuhhyooouu like thaaat fiiiiish zooomg sooo unexpected fooor aaa wooolf maaan but yooouu knooow whaaat i sooo caaan get intooo aaa caaan ooof pig skins lets get pickley brooohaaam(¬ºཀ°)¬
gruuhhaaand whaaat aaabooouut the laaast night snaaack whaaat sooort ooof grub aaare yooouur wooorms grubbin ooon(¬ºཀ°)¬
gruuhhhttps://mediaaa1.tenooor.cooom/m/H6sjheSkU1waaaaaaaaaaaaC/noooice-nice.gif(¬ºཀ°)¬
gruuhhbaaanaaanaaaraaamaaa faaacemaaask aaand aaa baaanaaanaaa peaaanutbutter saaandwhich type ooof light #selfie https://file.gaaarden/aaaVIln_Qn93xoooMwYZ/faaacemaaasxelfie.jpeg(¬ºཀ°)¬
hāhāhā wøāhhh īnvītē mē tø thē hūmān wēddīng cøngrāts før ū gūys hāhā løvē īs ālīvē
--playfulPinniped [PP] is now online! -- Cooking livestrream soon. Everryone tune in. I sharre a special recipe forr you. Look. Potato meowbeast emochi. _(┐「ε:)_ -- playfulPinniped [PP] is offline! --
✁ ┈ ┈ ┈ congratulation𝓈 d𝑒ar if t𝒽ou art in n𝑒𝑒d of a wardrob𝑒 for t𝒽y c𝑒r𝑒mony do r𝑒ac𝒽 out w𝑒 𝓈𝒽all put t𝒽𝑒𝑒 in 𝓈om𝑒t𝒽ing captivating ┈ ┈ ┈
o-)- ummm humans what all entails getting “engaged” and “wed” and “married” please and thank you ≽(◉⩊ ◉ ≼マ
gruuhhyeaaah it waaassss nice waaasnt it WaaaSNTTT IT *puts my eyebaaall ooon yooouu* https://i.pinimg.cooom/736x/aaa3/d0/4aaa/aaa3d04aaaaaa14b7653873e103aaa955dc478d0.jpg(¬ºཀ°)¬
gruuhhits oookaaay brooo my eyebaaalls drift sooo ive been looooookinghk aaat like 6 moooooons aaand aaa haaalf we boooth gooot baaallflaaaws(¬ºཀ°)¬
gruuhhaaaUUUGHHH oookaaay fine theyll aaadd thooose in pooost welcooome tooo my crew, claaaw staaar *shaaakes yooouur haaand* he shaaall be yooouurs aaand yooouu shaaall becooome him(¬ºཀ°)¬
gruuhhI haaave aaa wooolf ooone thaaat loooooox like yooouu toooooo yooouu shooouuld get intooo this(¬ºཀ°)¬
o-)- WELLLL i for one am a highblood who does NOT enjoy kidnapping, so there’s that for consolation i guess! ≽(◝ ⩊ ◜≼マ
o-)- you better be… else i’ll bite you back…
/:humans:when:they:realized:water:dowsing:didnt:really:work:\
gruuhhhaaand ooon heaaad methoood fooor my littlest pet slooop draaamaaa vids booodies the stick methoood guys the raaaw emoootiooon just isnt caaaptured with the stick sue me fight me eaaat me eaaat my booones(¬ºཀ°)¬
dark wulf
꧁Okay. Uh. ▽cedes꧂
꧁Hhhighbloodthankyou. Hff. I've been trying to catalog things. And. Make them make sense. For me. And for others...꧂
IT WOULD BE FANTASTIC, ACTUALLY.
clim8ing in
if you see any dogwood..take a little picture for your neigh8ourhood florid..
▶ PLAY: [new intern ⏸ THOUGHT HE WAS GETTING PAID ⏸ bestie ⏸ U WILL PROLLY DIE ON THE FILMING SET ⏸ dont waste my time ] ⏹ STOP
sounds l1ke uhhh...a emergency m1dn1ght snack 1f anyth1ng.
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nnormallyy i llikee. wwatermelonn but for cchewingg i. llikedd bbutterscotchh um! wwheree are you. mmovingg to? ::)
im ggoodd i hhavee bbeenn. ttryingg ddancingg and ffashionn and. ccrunchingg llollipopss! im hhappyy to see you not. be ggonee how are you!
hi. ub ᨑ_ᨑ
𓁹＿𓁹 💧
hmm it might also be beclaws its funny though! you should give it a try >X3
with out powers combined , we could even out our tail lengths , into something more manageable .
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((hey guys im sure we’ve all heard the news now everybody please retcon the matespritship from your minds let’s all pretend nothing ever happened to fraimi ❤️ she’s still getting stewed by her neighbor tho (my oc) #fraimistewlivestreamsoon
me when i clock into my job at the new thing factory /over and out/
o-)- what!!! as if i’d share!!! even with myself!!!
This is an intentional maneuVVer of arsonists to add VValue to their hiVVe before sinsurance makes a claim of VWWorth.
Don't let people convince yov not to pierce yovr bvlge it's like ^lw^ys ^ good ide^. #nsfw
oh ok! i know how that feels, my childhood was preeeetyy isolated
" Banger " After " Banger " Out Of You Tonight. I Apologize For My Past " Awoo "ing At You, I Was Unfamiliar With Your " Game ".
Do Not Bother Reasoning With Them, I Am Afraid They Are Projecting In Avoidance Of Their Own Personal Shortcomings.
[BEGIN MESSAGE] it zh0wz very p|ain|y. y0u are c0rrect. [END MESSAGE]
The Way Some Of You Talk About Women And Femme Presenting Individuals Is Concerning To Me.
MY BLACK HEART ACHES AND POUNDS.
/bitches on here b in 𝐋ong distance matespritships 𝐋ike bruh how tf u fi𝐋𝐋ing ur pai𝐋 b𝐋uetooth? 𝐋o𝐋o𝐋o𝐋o𝐋o𝐋o𝐋 /#nsfw
o-)- omg… i had a weird dream i was in a big parfait and my matesprit was gonna eat me!! LOL!!
drēw my pøkēsønā wīth @ūltrācrītīcālbālk s āssīgnēd pøkēsønā hāhā īm ā dārk/fīrē typē tørrācāt (ānd īm grēēn) wølfīē's ā shīny mīdnīghtt førm lycānrøc wē'rē būdss hāhā https://cdn.īmgchēst.cøm/fīlēs/9888b241ā15b.png #pøkēsønā #pøkēmøn
I Remember When Getting Grubnapped Was Fresh And New. Now My " Lore " Feels Generic.
I, too, was abducted before it was cool. #casperbitsthathaveatargettedaudience
Damn we're doing hipsterism about abduction now. That's crazy but I kind of llike it
BEFORE IT WAS COOL.
liittle after party at a local bar wiith some of the speciial guests who came to see xandra perform one niight down, tons to go
⚠ Its what you gotta do when your personal!ty bo!ls down to be!ng a Bamboo pole and not much else tbh ⚠
o-)- ohhh hehehe i can’t share the details here… ≽(◝ ⩊ ◜≼マ
o-)- omg… i had a beautiful dream that i was a medieval prince and a certain someone was my knight… stolen glances and secret meetups… i almost didn’t want to wake up ≽(◉/// ◉ ≼マ BUT!! i think id just die without air conditioner hehehe id never survive in medieval times
꧁༺𓆟༻༺𓆟༻༺𓆟༻༺𓆟༻༺𓆟༻༺𓆟༻༺𓆟༻༺𓆟༻༺𓆟༻༺𓆟༻༺𓆟༻༺𓆟༻༺𓆟༻༺𓆟༻༺𓆟༻༺𓆟༻༺𓆟 Hello. Welcome to the official Bulge Curator Page. This is a very #NSFW and higher account. I will commonly delve into themes such as #substance, #violence, #cw-selfharm, #bulgerating and many more. This is not even really reaching into the pornographic side of this account. As the Bulge Curator, I do my best to provide psychic readings of bulges to users. While, this is usually entirely guesswork, I have recently opened up the option for users to send in references or other descriptors if they wanted the reading to be perfectly accurate. I have been trapped on the Pink Moon of Alternia for sweeps, longer than most trolls get to live, and as a result I am not exactly adjusted to society. I often provide too much information, not enough, or don't follow the conversation as it delves into unfamiliar territory. I was temporarily removed from the Moon and elected by myself to go back. I am matesprits with Dexter Vuzrei. I am not your friend; I am a utility. Do not conflict with my role in the Felt as the Panoptic. Nor should you conflict with my duty to the Empire. I am an HIC Class 3 Spymaster and Subliminal Messaging Unit, as well as a Grunt of the Felt, serving under the Miracult Preacher, Kurloz Makara. If you wish to get your bulge read, then send in an application at the link below: I primarily use They/Them pronouns. If you know me, you may use she/her. Especially in a demeaning sense. https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLScbly6NLeS7p-MQb61x9AdAftQP_unmBPZ8Hg4R1AElPpz7Ew/viewform?usp=header ((Art, in order, done by Sartorially on Tumblr, SpookyPoopet on Discord, and Fat_Refund on Instagram, and @whetherNet on Chittr!)) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/deb6acb1f0e9.png (Sartorially ) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/f22d7c20ff4c.png (Sartorially) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/5d2190c3b7e7.png (SpookyPoopet ) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/0d166fb3d1e3.png (SpookyPoopet ) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c15a5232b436.png (SpookyPoopet ) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/5b002abea6af.png (SpookyPoopet ) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/817cd5a910ae.png (SpookyPoopet ) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/038d489745ba.png (Fat_Refund) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/5f56c322ab80.png (@whetherNet) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/1148c352d05a.png (@whetherNet) ༺𓆟༻༺𓆟༻༺𓆟༻༺𓆟༻༺𓆟༻༺𓆟༻༺𓆟༻༺𓆟༻༺𓆟༻༺𓆟༻༺𓆟༻༺𓆟༻༺𓆟༻༺𓆟༻༺𓆟༻༺𓆟༻༺𓆟 Current List of Bulge Ratings: Kryqus (who has a mini bulge review in a comment section) https://chittr.ing/profile/bulgeCurator/673513a9-d020-47ee-8989-3413740b0afa Rankmaid https://chittr.ing/profile/bulgeCurator/096f7b78-a083-412b-a2fb-feeb1a946a96 https://chittr.ing/profile/bulgeCurator/d954a3a0-a5c0-457f-b805-230a8e138a8f Himero https://chittr.ing/profile/bulgeCurator/6769336d-0bde-4a38-aee0-8a418201ee83 Cronus https://chittr.ing/profile/bulgeCurator/2b0ddde0-2154-4f6e-90ac-c34a444626c3 Coolscar https://chittr.ing/profile/bulgeCurator/29ac39ee-02d5-4ce8-8938-6caeb9b73ace Evidet https://chittr.ing/profile/bulgeCurator/6907efa3-b674-4891-88c8-ff31048dda91 Wrothe https://chittr.ing/profile/bulgeCurator/2494c72e-423c-4684-adcf-edd2475f6f68 Lidael https://chittr.ing/profile/bulgeCurator/1815f33a-8102-4337-a731-afa4a78c12ef Vesica https://chittr.ing/profile/bulgeCurator/c50116f3-f584-4718-b732-ee339f3cde28 FMLA https://chittr.ing/profile/bulgeCurator/5c50e98b-dc21-481b-ac4b-00de67e7971c Unchained Eridan https://chittr.ing/profile/bulgeCurator/b42c2753-d923-4ed1-b0d5-056c4ff10766 Regular Eridan https://chittr.ing/profile/bulgeCurator/a8274db0-d1de-4254-a670-49b89caad4ba Leynah https://chittr.ing/profile/bulgeCurator/62b101cf-695a-4a0e-9af8-4e86deb53768 Sedrek https://chittr.ing/profile/bulgeCurator/dc861d67-2ae9-432a-8091-22a63725e52c Palind https://chittr.ing/profile/bulgeCurator/c9241d27-a684-49d8-b761-a5efbedfa6a8 Beetel https://chittr.ing/profile/bulgeCurator/606d6123-ec60-473c-93eb-90e12881ab09 Muckrake https://chittr.ing/profile/bulgeCurator/5483d2c5-fa1b-4e77-8872-685cb82c662f Darlin https://chittr.ing/profile/bulgeCurator/b9f93bf7-0e7c-44ff-a84f-d53d129b8768 Oleana https://chittr.ing/profile/bulgeCurator/24c8aaf6-0b4b-4e9f-83ca-8c15d6bd1796 Posnah https://chittr.ing/profile/bulgeCurator/ef78f160-311c-4d22-92dd-d931e576d284 Petroa https://chittr.ing/profile/bulgeCurator/ad68a754-d22f-406c-b470-c9e4d457fcd0 Willow https://chittr.ing/profile/bulgeCurator/d12015bc-81c9-4ef9-bd0a-7ad52c53fb47 Dexter https://chittr.ing/profile/bulgeCurator/8a947430-51b4-4904-b236-a4f9e7726232 Nyrita https://chittr.ing/profile/bulgeCurator/3788ecaf-fe45-4a52-b36f-f203ff798a8b Larkso https://chittr.ing/profile/bulgeCurator/fe5f7767-5177-480f-b50a-522677f19510 Wendon https://chittr.ing/profile/bulgeCurator/a145d625-528b-4a15-a094-d5bde629a64c Bucket https://chittr.ing/profile/bulgeCurator/645e6b65-56d8-4996-b6ad-d6926ad2a0df Gamzee https://chittr.ing/profile/bulgeCurator/d9f76333-17a6-4acb-b2ef-06e059437645 Myriak https://chittr.ing/profile/bulgeCurator/3c3eae44-2fb9-460a-be20-849fb4dd51e7 The Lemnisc8 https://chittr.ing/profile/arachneanGambit/3a2a62c9-bf49-4d6d-8a9e-2a87f1de7fb2 Dualscar https://chittr.ing/profile/bulgeCurator/5a83528e-f115-4e53-a1cb-d42581a5dacc Hektor https://chittr.ing/profile/bulgeCurator/23eb2f99-ff65-4029-b9b3-969ab8fd049e Runnit https://chittr.ing/profile/bulgeCurator/ec463f9b-a6c8-4871-a176-c775dedf880e Lepida https://chittr.ing/profile/bulgeCurator/2d5b4119-a978-44b5-b735-715bce225c2d Jane Crocker https://chittr.ing/profile/bulgeCurator/6a8643f8-a2fe-4fa2-a7e4-9c8a9f69809e Roewze https://chittr.ing/profile/bulgeCurator/0e77984e-f9a7-4fba-94f9-a91474fc609c ༺𓆟༻༺𓆟༻༺𓆟༻༺𓆟༻༺𓆟༻༺𓆟༻༺𓆟༻༺𓆟༻༺𓆟༻༺𓆟༻༺𓆟༻༺𓆟༻༺𓆟༻༺𓆟༻༺𓆟༻༺𓆟༻༺𓆟꧂
Pretty sure that's just the 1nternet as a wh1le, regardless of t1mel1ne or d1mens1on or spec1es or webs1te
꧁Are you the hero in your own story? I think I might be the bad guy.꧂
#Hey! #HowHaveYouBeenWolfie?
Oh..!! (O . O ❀) What a....peculiar...band name... my curiosity...is peaked...! (> o < ❀)
... Hold on.
꧁Happy Disability Pride? I guess. I was told I should celebrate due to my muscular dystrophy but I think I cheat because it only affects me really when I am on Alternia.꧂
>> ¡ hope you're okay <:)) ¡'m g1ad you're a1¡ve
I never charged you for that surgery. You are welcome.
I had a patient today. I do not cut to the flesh. My Thimble is so much finer than that. It catches onto things too small for even blood to know it exists. I worked slowly. I teased apart little strands no microscope could ever hope to see. Every cell, and every impossibly tiny knot that tells a body what its supposed to become. "There you are..." I said. I found it. I found something I was certain was wrong. It wasn't. The disease had rewritten this part of him, so much, that the healthy cells seemed to be irregular. I mistook the body's attempt to compensate as the source of the illness. I picked the corrections apart. I smoothed every imperfection until only the damaged instructions were left. Healthy tissue loses the argument. Cells divide exactly as they are told. Unfortunately, they are now listening to the disease. When I finished, I swiped away invisible dust from my gloves and smiled with exhausted satisfaction. "I got all of it." I believed it at the time. From that point onward, whatever was quietly consuming my patient, ahd nothing else to fight. I accidentally restored it to prominence. How is it that I know this? Because I am lucid. For only a few more moments. It is my guilt, I am admitting it to you now. #gore #bodyhorror #horror #medicalhorror
o-)- you're so sweet to me!!! <3 im so excited!!
o-)- omg!! i missed this trend umm umm am i late? happy #matespritmonday hehe i love a man in uniform ≽(◉/// ◉ ≼マ @ultracriticalBalk
that's fair !! I could always send it with a list of all the ingredients, 8ut I understand the trepidation ૮ ˘ﻌ˘ ა
#JustBeCarefullllllOkay??
īūnnø whāt tø pøst ījūst wøkē ūp frømmā nāp hāvē mørē gārf hē jsūt gēts mē #gārfīēld #mēmē https://ī.pīnīmg.cøm/1200x/ē2/13/bc/ē213bc79ē1āf448665ēf6865āddc0245.jpg
Lool goottem Phuntr's angels 4/4 Cloown Shoowdoown EPIC WIN @xxScenegrlxx @anxioousTautooloogy @lambentBooiler @packageHandler @coonsequentlyOoblique @incoonspicuoousMasoochist
I...agree....It was...very strange....(o . O ❀)
I am....offering....produce...from my garden...(^ o ^ ❀) And ehm....I think..there was...a homophobic Dave...on the timeline...this morning... (' . ' ❀)
[Attached is a blurry photo with teal splattered across the camera, with what can only be Beel tearing apart a fish and bearing multiple lacerations across its body that were clearly caused by its own blades. Based on the awkward angle of the image, it seemed like Beel was crawling over the machinery for some reason] {r} #cw-self-harm #violence #gore {r}
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#AhhRip #AtLeastYouTried #:]
iT iS ฿Ad At oP3RaTiNg ThɆ cAmErA fUnCtIoN oF ThIs MaChInɆ iT Is AtT3MpTiNg tO tAk3 a PiCtUr3 Of ItS37f
#StoppedOnOurHikeToTheCampsiteToTakeAPhoto!! #Ahhh #SuchAPrettyView! #IWasSoNervousTheTimerWouldGoOffAtABadTime #ButThisCameOutSoGood #:]
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₊๋⭑⏾۫ ׅ⭐︎Beel (@breathAbsølved) appreciatiøn pøst because why nøt˚.⭒
iT HaS gAiNɇD a FrIɇNd
I would like to address something regarding my fellow sapphics. There is a particular kind of individual who encounters lesbian culture only through a series of poorly photocopied warnings left under their windshield wiper. It is always a special little miracle when a gay man discovers lesbian culture the way a Victorian physician discovers a woman with opinions. Clipboard out. Brow furrowed. Suddenly very concerned about hysteria. Somehow, he has acquired a remarkably heteronormative view of a nuanced queer topic. Because, of course, when straight men say lesbians are dramatic, predatory, sexless, angry, unfeminine, cliquish, or fundamentally broken, we recognize the sound. It is boring. It is ancestral. It smells faintly of mildew and fatherhood. But when a gay man says it, he often expects the critique to arrive pre-washed. He, too, has been harmed by heteronormativity. He cannot possibly be speaking in its ancient and cruel tongues. He is merely trying to help. Unfortunately, Dirk, not only do you speak in its accent, you have mastered the dialect. How generous. Dirk’s little #lesbianlifehack series is interesting because it occasionally wanders within spitting distance of a real point, then immediately wraps that point in such a thick, glistening membrane of contempt that one is forced to ask whether the lesson is “lesbians should have healthier relationships” or “Dirk should not be allowed near women unless supervised by a committee of exhausted school counselors.” Let us begin with the emotionally unavailable woman. Yes. Congratulations. Some people are terrible to date. Some people are dangerous to date. Avoidant, self-destructive, addicted, cruel, radioactive. It is perfectly fair to say, “Do not romanticize someone who will harm you and call it love.” Bravo. It becomes less fair when the description turns into a fetishized wanted poster of a tall, handsome, substance-adjacent, vaguely masc woman who “would be a real stunner if she would man up and start T already.” Textbook gender resentment wearing a little paper hat that says “concern.” You are not helping lesbians by implying every troubled masculine woman is a proto-man who has failed to complete the customer survey. You are not protecting women by teaching them to read masculinity, addiction, and emotional unavailability as one big predatory silhouette. You are not critiquing harm. You are eroticizing the hazard sign, then blaming lesbians for looking at it. Yes. Do not build your nest in the ribcage of a woman who cannot hold you without making it feel like a hostage negotiation. Do not convince yourself that her distance is mystique. Do not confuse addiction, avoidance, cultivated indifference, or unresolved trauma with hidden tenderness that only you are clever and beautiful enough to excavate. That is useful advice. Unfortunately, Dirk cannot simply deliver useful advice. His advice is studded with little barbs slid between the ribs of each sentence. He cannot resist treating gender nonconformity as diagnostic material. Nor can he resist a cisgendered narrative. How quaint. How refreshing. The wounded seductress who eats girls alive because she is empty inside. That woman exists. She is also not a species. The problem is not that lesbians are drawn to masculine women. Or complicated women. Or traumatized women. Or women with nicotine habits, hard faces, and poor coping mechanisms. The problem is romanticizing unavailability. The problem is treating damage as proof of depth. The problem is deciding that if someone cannot love you well, the failure must mean the love is profound. Dirk found the correct door. However. He kicked it open with a boot full of misogyny confetti. So yes. Hit the bricks when someone shows you she cannot give back what you put in. But do not mistake every haunted woman for a trap. Do not mistake every masc woman for a threat. Do not mistake every hard-edged lesbian for a spider. And do not let a gay man with a clipboard convince you that his contempt counts as field research. Quite literally everything he has said about lesbians can be flipped on virtually any orientation. The outright targeting of women, sapphics, lesbians, femineity, feminine adjacent individuals, brought in under this microscopic lens is not unlike the wretched magnifying glass burning our little ant hill. A tool for research being used as a weapon again. I will continue these rants shortly.
#YeahImOkay #JustGottaThinkForAWhile #ThanksThoughWolfie
iT Is CuRiOuS . ThɆ mAcHiNɇS tHaT DeⱠiV3R SlUdGɇ D37iVeR o฿jɆcTs SoMeTiMeS . Is It A฿Ⱡe tO hAvE sOm3oNe D3ⱠiVɇR O6JeCtS tO It ?
mAcHiN3S mEaNt tO TrAnSpOrT tHiNgS 6RiNg 7IgHt AnD fOoD aNd OtHɇR ObJeCtS
iT aPpReCiAtɆs tHiS aNd It WiⱠ7 r3sPoNd FiRsT
o-)- because its cuuuuuuuuuuuute ≽(◝ ⩊ ◜≼マ
\OKAY, IF TH€R€ IS A CAST€ I CAN ADMIR€ ITS TH€ INDIGO BLOODS. Th€ir Str€ngth Is Admirabl€.\
nothing like(blocking(striders));
.it was funny at firsT .then the joke exhausted its welcomE
neigh.
im suure we did. i wonnder if i saw youur favorite star? annd if youu saw minne?
-O-O-h hey!!!! I haven't seen y-o-o- uar-o-o-und!!!! GLAD T-O-O- SEE Y-O-O-U! :)
#Woo
"= limited edition. ="
"= agree :)?. ="
SSAME >83
I have seen a whole heaping glob of discussion all centering the word "moe," what traits constitute the quality, and the social currency of displaying said traits! I would be remiss not to help explain the origin of the term. ... Moe Howard, as the de facto leader of the Three Stooges, acted out the role of charming semi-straight man. Whereas to his own companions he represented logic and authority, and vented his frustrations in the form of slapstick physical abuses, to the greater world at large his own intellectual shortcomings sat on full shining display! So to become "moe," as so many of you seem to have fixed yourselves on, all you need do is perform some level of beguiling self-assured stupidity for the platform audience at large. In practice, this could be done as simply as the confident explanation of a concept on which you have no grasp. I hope this has been educational for you all.
Been, I ★m still w★king up.
bøy brēākfāst lūnch dīnnēr
↗️AVERAGE CHITTR EXPERIENCE.↗️ ↘️ https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/edf97d019f3e.png ↘️
#Ooo #ICantSeeTheStarsWellInMyNeighborhood #SendMeAPicSometime
what did youu do today? whats somethinng that made youu happy?
｢queen's Blade: rurou no senshi! (´ε｀*) syo many nosebleeds~~ aaahh~｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: this anime contains #suggestive content! (￣０￣; watch out, wolf-chan!]
#Ooh #YourDrawingsWereGood #DefinitelyDoThat #:]
#TheresAlwaysReadingAndWatchingThings #YouCouldAlsoPickUpARelaxingHobby #JustYknow #QuietActivitesThatWontStrainYouWhileYouRecover
ᚺAᚺAᚺA CᛟNGᚱATS ᛟN TᚺE ᛗATE CAᚱE LUV WᚺEN ᛗINE DᛟES TᚺAT YUᚱ GUNNA ᚺEAL UP SᛟᛟN LIL WᛟLFIE TᚱUST 💪💪🐺🐺🔥🔥
AW dude that's so fuckiin' cute :)
o-)- she's just messing ≽(=_ = ≼マ i didnt call for her
iis there a badge for loviing wiife
:)))
[BEGIN MESSAGE] f0r hiz zake. i am g1ad. [END MESSAGE]
I'm relieved to see you back in one ꫂ❁iece. ❣︎
eyy you're lookiing good
@cationicAgonist I hope the reduced form isn't taken as an insult. I wanted to focus on making it look interesting over scope this time. This just, in my mind of minds, felt like something that was appropriate. Tagged for the implications. (( #rosessketchbook ))
nēw gārfīēld mēmē īm cøøkīng whīlē ī gārfīēldmāxx īt ūp yøū wīsh yøū hād thē lāzy cāt līfēstylē døwn līkē ī dø #gārfīēld #gārfīēldsønā #wīnnīng
o-)- doing skincare out of stress is NOT a good idea. i just broke a $10,000 bottle of cleanser!! ≽(=m = ≼マ UGH!!!
o-)- just because we argued doesn't mean you can die without my permission btw so like. just saying. ≽(=m = ≼マ putting that out there ucedes
⁽⁽ᶜʳᵉᵈ:ᵈᵒᶜᵗᵒʳᶜᵒʳᵇʸ⁾⁾
ttheree is. a ppicturee of my. mes. bbeforee ttheyy wweree me. ttheyy are llettingg me. see ᨑ_ᨑ
one can only hope
#gārfīēldsønā #sūbstāncē mēntīøn īg https://cdn.īmgchēst.cøm/fīlēs/2ē026ē47ēbd5.png
(( a shitty and quick doodle of them https://file.garden/ZXTQg2HNBXlcqhN2/525%20sin%20t%C3%ADtulo_20260528171159.png
(( 1 more doodle hi https://iili.io/C2Hcilt.png
o-)- not surprised someone with the title “bulge curator” is a complete idiot
o-)- ok you’re a little weirdo i was just trying to help you out buddy but okay you can keep your kismesis that wanted to keep that shit a secret
o-)- OH ≽(◉/// ◉ ≼マ um. HAHA. okay. yes. awesome.
#summoned
o-)- oh yay! so the next time we hang out…?
oops, lawnr1ng
he also traded me a haunted f1sh that 1 had to burry 1n my r1nglawn before my h1ve burned down
Dm me baby alsoo yeah yoou are the guy with a doope beastsoona right
ok. then 1f 1t’s the other guy 1’ve seen you post about, top 1 bel1eve
W-o-o-lfie -o-o-n t-o-o-p!!!!
... then i guess...that y(.ᐟ)u are (.ᐟ)ne...judging...fr(.ᐟ)m the implicati(.ᐟ)ns...l(.ᐟ)l...
*ੈ✩‧₊˚𖤐All right. You do seem normal so far, I will admit.⭑⚝⭑ᯓ★
It'$ Ju$t Th@t The H@ndfu7 Of You Th@t @re Norm@7 @re Ju$t Out 7e@ding Their 7ive$ $o The Minority End$ Up Here
Hey Abg Inc, What Is This Thing? I Found Him In The Lobby. Also Can I Keep Him? https://i.ibb.co/xtwhdbgy/mergal.png
↗️IF YOU ARE INDIGO AND YOU ARE ABOUT TO POST SOMETHING EMBARASSING, KINDLY REFRAIN.↗️ ↘️this extends to those who are also on the blue gradient, from teal to cobalt to the aforementioned highblood caste.↘️ ↗️YOU ARE MAKING ALL OF US LOOK BAD.↗️
Yeah man
Ookay
♯helloucedes
hāhāhē glād ū līkē īt ū wērē fūn tø drāw
-=[HHHEHHAHHAAHAHAHA AWEESOO CUTEEESSSS MYMINIONSONAN i like how werre all smoking x-) tthank you !!!! x-) !!!!_☺]=-
sø,mē øf my fāv blūē tēxt thāngs īn my scrēēn @ūltrācrītīcālBālk @gøldēnGīgābytē #bēāstsønā #mīnīønsønā #gārfīēldsønā https://cdn.īmgchēst.cøm/fīlēs/529bc113c1f9.png
-=[pllay trollverwatch withme if you wwantnan actual argument_☺]=-
-=[iwas talkiing about the ramen i fforgot in my microwave_☺]=-
#ThisOneIsntAMusical #SoBeMyGuest
Posting my vacation pics for th3- validation my boyfri3-nd so cru3-lly d3-ni3-d m3- Sorry for b3-ing b3-autiful??? https://cdn.imgch3-st.com/fil3-s/8ba73-c3b87d5.png
o-)- you’re so weird. <3
xx_uuuu..._uaughh..._ummm............._i_wuz_gunna_insult_ur_wolf_thing_but_chchow_finks_dat_is_so_freaking_kewl_actually_can_we_draw_our_beastsonas_together_sumtiem??_x3_xx
o-)- PFT!!! why’d you use a fancy font???
o-)- ugh. people on here are so weird!!!! find your own alpha matesprit!!!! ≽(◉m ◉ ≼マ
o-)- ummm whatever you’re doing BACK off cuz he’s mine https://media1.tenor.com/m/Q6MPKTUpuaIAAAAC/wolf-snarl.gif
#LOLOLOLOL #SoLongAsImIncluded
pretend im quote rechitting this for a ratio arigatou https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/b6787e6ab04b.png
-=[issthat what it is ?x-)_☺]=-
DELIBERATELY UNINTERESTING CHITT TO SAY "I'M HIVE." LIFE GOES ON. UNFORTUNATELY.
They call me Witless................. But I am more Amenable..... to being called a Fo(o)l...... No mystery, we die like men! (Or trolls, or some other third thing. ;) ) Goodlight friends! I won't be leaving my hive for the next uhhhhh. Three sweeps. Phhhewww. #outglutmasquerade
https://i.postimg.cc/D0TRHb3W/Untitled317.png @carbonatedCaravanserai Back on that grind. The connoisseur of carbonation. (( #rosessketchbook ))
>> why are you B1UE no ¡'m k¡dd¡ng um, how ¡ડ your n¡ght go¡ng ? :))
be⤈⤈er ⤈han ge⤈⤈in your shi⤈ rocked by someone else ⤈ha⤈s for sure
ritz7! it’s all ver7 ni(e
Nootice hoow they tried too foorcefem me and Mandie in these coonfessioons but noot Phuntr. That's what yoou call pure masculine aura
(( MY FRIEND CAPN JUST DREW THIS INCREDIBLE TAG AHHHH AND I NEED TO SHARE IT ALL WITH U GUYS!!!! (@capnfrog on toyhouse, @capnfrog19 on tumblr) https://iili.io/BpzvJ19.png
c< HOwdy >c
o-)- get off your palmhusk silly!! you need to rest!!
o-)- even though ucedes didnt win #fightnight he won something else... he's the winner of my heart ≽(◝ ⩊ ◜≼マ and thats what matters most !!!
Oone oof these nights when i can almoost physically feel grey matter melting away froom my thinkpan every time i refresh the feed
ii'm the guy that told you to make that epiic fuckiing wiinged beast drawiing
o-)- hmmmm!!! ≽(◝ ⩊ ◜≼マ maybe i’ll go to fight night?
o-)- you got this!! i believe in you? and… who? ≽(◉_ ◉ ≼マ
iidk who you're talkiing about but get 'em
o-)- yay!! and you have to make majestic, okay?
o-)- can you draw me ?!? as a beast?!?
🛡️Group howling begins now!🗡️ https://i.postimg.cc/90gY2DCc/IMG-3833.gif
do you got gaMes on your palMhusk? https://file.garden/Zu7pjGV7oGLUPzsR/IMG_5875.jpeg
that sounds sarcastic but youre WelcoMe! :}
but youre one of the feW cool people on hre :{
I Am Always Saying This.
xx_SOWWY_xx
dude........... fuck yes
::)
tthatss ookayy i am. ggoodd at not ttouchingg.
>> Wou1d you guyડ ડt¡11 1ove me ¡f ¡ dreડડed 1¡ke th¡ડ a11 the t¡me (My art¡ડt¡c repreડentat¡on of eventડ) ડ1¡ght #nડfw ma¡n1y for the 1aડt ડ1¡de, but ¡ ડwear ¡t'ડ tame 1mfao #h¡meropoડt¡ng #graph¡ctડh¡rtડ ((ooc: ડh¡rt deડ¡gnડ are from TeenHeartડ, ¡ forgot ¡ waડ gonna add that on here ડomewhere. ડome of theડe are a1ડo at Hot Top¡c or ડpencer’ડ)) httpડ://f¡1e.garden/ad3CHVqDaT8zhrd0/ડadgay.png httpડ://f¡1e.garden/ad3CHVqDaT8zhrd0/ડ1ut.png httpડ://f¡1e.garden/ad3CHVqDaT8zhrd0/rodeo.png
Be prooud oof yoourself my chudling yoou have prooven yoour hoonoorary status
There is noo way yoou draw that gooood are yoou fucking kidding me this is amazing dude 80 I gladly accept yoou intoo True Indigoo oorder
1 was about to say you need a new buggy but that would be very hubr1s-core of me 1’m emot1onally attached to m1ne
ok no longer sad th1s 1s k1nda baller
#ILikeThatItHasWings
live your truth king
like What you Would be if you Wre an anthroproMorphic beast
xx_THIS_IS_SO_FUCKING_EPIC_IM_GONNA_THROW_UP_xx
hølyt shīt
Ɏ this is so cool Ɏ
HOLY SHIIT THIIS IIS SO FUCKIING COOL
o-)- OMG OMG!!! this is soooo cute!!! you made us look so cute!!! AHH!!! I LOVE THIS!!! ≽(◝ ⩊ ◜≼マ
can you draw a barkbeast wiith wiings and a sword iin iits mouth
Flꨄ︎wers,hꨄ︎w rꨄ︎mantic ^^. Maybe I will wear a brꨄ︎ꨄ︎ch.
"= hey ="
😊😊😊😊👋👋👋👋👋👋👋
👋👋😊😊
👋👋👋👋
:(
thēn hē'll yēāh kīck thē hēll øūttā hīs pūssy, gēttēm
o-)- i love you dearly ucedes but i’m afraid of what you can do with a makeup brush LOL ≽(◝ ⩊ ◜≼マ
Just Comment Love Under The Post And Hope Someone Doesn't Think You're Flirting With Them.
o-)- getting ready for a photoshoot! sigh like literalllly why am i the nicest fuchsia ever </3 my kill count is so low https://i.ibb.co/FkqSGR9b/liorhiselfie.png
↘️guh.↘️ https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/a411500e9e97.gif
"= real options please thank you. ="
:+> [SOMEONE apparently doesn't appreciate my tastes.] https://i.postimg.cc/HkCKXsnn/yu-May-Day-Three.png
yes! th1s w1ll be start1ng shortly
honestly, 1 can’t blame you for that
*be 1 th1nk vo1ce to text wants me dead actually
>> What happened :?
oh
DEL: Respond ==> uoy tcepser yllautca I dnim reven ehtorW pu taeb taht yug eht er'uoy desilaer tsuj I tiaw hO ...
[#LOVEYOURBOYFRIEND$ATURDAY]
o-)- mmmwowwww haha!!!! nice ffffish. hheehhahaha
#LOLOLOL #Heh #ImJustSoStrongAndEdgy #NoOneUnderstandsMe #YouCouldntUnderstandMyStrength #TheresABeastInsideOfMe #AndItWantsOut #EvenICantControlIt
Pick∫in's a good choice. That size'∫∫ definite∫y net ya a decent amount of coin though.
dude, hell yeah
oh hell yeah MMan nice catch
c< fisH pOst. >c
⊰ #newtop @leadRenegade http§://i.gyazo.com/fc07d650072c0c46446bf6c62dc902d9.png ⊱
✐ᝰ I am going to eat soooo good when I get back to my hive. ᝰᝰ
ū gūys thīnk thīs ēdīblē glīttēr īs sāfē tø pūt øn my būlgē #nsfw
(( Lala going ooc for this one but YEAHHHH WOO YEAH !! Howling !!!! ))
thank you valued constituent
eyes emoji flushed emoji fire emoji fire emoji
👀
↗️TO THOSE WHO WISH TO INCESSANTLY DISCUSS MY CUSTODIAN↗️ ↘️who is alive, overfed, and extremely joyous in his braysaying, stubborn hedonism↘️ ↗️KNOW THAT I FIND YOUR POSTS EXCEEDINGLY DISTASTEFUL.↗️ ↘️uniquely abhorrent.↘️ ↗️HE IS LITERALLY FAT, PLUSH BEYOND THE PADDING OF HIS HAWING CAGEBONES.↗️ ↘️he does not need additional feedings.↘️ ↗️DULLBOY DOES NOT USE SOCIAL MEDIA AND IS NOT PERMITTED TO PLACE HIS HOOVES NEAR A TYPEBOARD, LEST HE ONCE AGAIN PERMANENTLY DAMAGE AN EXTENSION OF MY IMPORTANT BUSINESS TOOLS.↗️ ↘️so he cannot even see your ignorance anyway.↘️
OH, IT'S #FISHINGFRIDAY AGAIN? WOW. INCREDIBLE. HOW ORIGINAL. THESE HUMAN NACHOS ARE EVEN BETTER, REHEATED. I SHOULD GO ON ANOTHER FISHING TRIP INTO THE OPEN SEA. I'M CERTAIN THAT *NO* NEGATIVE CONSEQUENCES WILL ARISE FROM IT THIS TIME.
#JustForYouIllGetABanner
<action; statement input; statement: p|ease fight him input; statement: it wou|d be rea||y funny input; statement: & cathartic input; statement: & a|so i cannot due to no psionics being a||owed & a|so being he|med />
stup1d bullsh1t found on the stup1d bullsh1t s1te. kn1fe found 1n k1tchen
♯noti
who the fuck knows at th1s po1nt just take 1t 1ll pretend to even have fa1th that 1tll work or someth1ng 1f the power of bel1ef has someth1ng to do w1th 1t
(( #ooc sorry besties im glad you are having fun with your team fortresses and whatnot. but you are likely getting caught in my OOC block beam, nothing personal but i am not here for tf2 rp im here for homestuck-adjacent properties and it is taking up my entire feed each time i check chittr curious as to who i play? check the comments on my pinned post ✌️
<action; statement input; statement: he does not know how to p|ay a simp|e game for grubs />
There are things that get said on this website that even I don't wanna touch with a ten foot pole.
ok well when im talking to "lone wolf" mine starts to look pretty shit yeah
that 1s. 1n fact. the exact oppos1te of what 1 want. 1’ll just d1g 1t a grave for now unt1l 1 can f1nd a b1g enough safe
1f th1s 1s what happens when you go f1sh1ng 1 dont want to go f1sh1ng anymore
nah 1m just gonna go get an exorc1sm. have fun w1th that
d1sect, even
SM4RT MOV3.
This Is Terrifying, But I'm Happy For You.
at th1s po1nt 1 am go1ng to d1rect you to my ch1ttr page 1n wh1ch your quest1ons can be answered all 1n one place. 1 w1ll also take you up on what you have for the rad1o then
You caught a biig one!! Niice goiing!!
✨🍭🕷️ It looks like it Knows Me 🕷️🍭✨
1’m not look1ng for anyth1ng 1n part1cular but 1 guess you could pull out some stuff you’d th1nk 1s equ1valent and we can go from there
I abscond for a fvll day, and already Miss Lottie hath seen fit to display her absvrdly ample bosom for all to see. #nsfw
Enough to make some in/)igobloo/)s parroxize in glee
yEAh man i bArEly EvEr lIE on hErE
He's laughing now until he finds every piece of furniture in his hive moved a little under two inches to the right. #anofcoursewhilehesdistractedbythat #anthraxattack
At the rrisk of soun/)ing pale, whi(h I am not thank you, happily qua/)rrante/), but if you fin/) something a((eptable to brreak an/) keep it arroun/) forr when you arre pisse/), that's a betterr alterrnative than brreaking yourr own win/)ow. An/) then you (an starrt to worrk on /)owngrra/)ing yourr angerr rresponse to something that /)oesn't rresult in brreaking things unless you shoul/) brreak them!
o-)- add exhibitionism on there! because you guys are def doing that! hehe
⇀ nmy !! fih https://i.imgur.com/iaiR7DJ.jpeg
// ooc: finally puts my hands down from my keyboard. it's 2am and he has finally left my head. enjoying him lately, i think i finally have him in a spot where he is developing traits /subplots to his person that are interesting to play with for me. :3
+https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/91c91d847c1c.png #nsfw
yooo n1ce! never gone f1sh1ng before but heard 1t’s fun. thanks for answer1ng btw
baller, w1ll do. have fun f1sh1ng or whatever 1t 1s you do actually
o-)- oh no!!!! i like you blue so that would reaaaally suck ≽(◉n ◉ ≼マ glad it was just a nightmare!
(( #FISHINGFRIDAY !!! https://f2.toyhou.se/file/f2-toyhou-se/images/118173522_q8gvybWUm3MFa2w.png
o-)- AW! we look so cute!!!!! <3 <3
o-)- wow! i should take this test i wonder what i will get!
THE PEOPLE WHO OPENLY AND CONFIDENTLY DECLARE THE DEEPEST DARKEST DESIRES THAT YOU COULDN'T EVEN TORTURE OUT OF ME ON MAIN AND THE PEOPLE WITH LITTLE TO NO SELF PRESERVATION INSTINCT OVERLAP IN A NEAR-PERFECT CIRCLE.
o-)- thats me right? ≽(◉⩊ ◉ ≼マ you can say me
If It He7p$ $e77 You On Em, They Keep Even My 7u$u$ Out Of The Tr@$h @nd He'$ Big Enough To E@t @ F@ir Number Of Tro77$.
Con$ider Getting Cho7erbe@r Proof Tr@$hc@n$. They Keep Mo$t Thing$ Out.
o-)- good idea! like bloody heads on a pike! haha! ≽(◉⩊ ◉ ≼マ
o-)- hi guys! anyone else having any tips on evading paparazzi? this stuff is sooo hard!
o-)- aww! this quote is super cute ≽(◝ ⩊ ◜≼マ
o-)- wow ucedes! youre so studious 💖≽(◉⩊ ◉ ≼マ but what do you mean about darkness in your bloodpusher???
iT'S, sO COOL, }:)
tHIS IS, sO REAL AND, aCTUALLY PRETTY DEEP, wHEN YOU THINK ABOUT IT,
i xX am Xx growing xX accustomed xX to Xx people xX beating Xx a Xx good Xx thing xX into xX the xX ground.until Xx it xXx becomes xXx a xX nauseating xX paste
o-)- wow! what a great picture ≽(◉⩊ ◉ ≼マ anything biting?
o-)- aww, will do! ദ്ദി◝ ⩊ ◜≼マ i like your fish pictures!
o-)- umm im getting welcomed? to chittr?
o-)- h-hi everyone… erm i'm r-really um… shy… there's so many people..
Nah, nothing special. I confirmed that when I amicably passed my winnings to the runner up, because it's all in a day's work. You seem like a fella with a passion, join the boyz this friday for our weekly fishing trip.
See you next friday, pal. I'll bring some brewskis for us and the boyz (with a z). #substance
W)(at a soft s)(ell. 38P
Spectacular catch. Especially for dockside, I've only seen the cre≈ pull up bad boys this size ≈hen ≈e're sailing through the deep sea