
Wregor Mortis
@undeservingUndertaker
Paradox Pilgrim Psychopomp
MERASMUS HAS MADE A FRIEND! TO ALL OF YOU WHO DOUBTED... HA MERASMUS WINS

it really sucks, you know? seeing so many people you care about suffering... and just being unable to do anything about it #cw-mental-health (??? unsure if qualifies but just in case)
What Is Good, And What Is Evil? What Is Right And What Is Wrong Is Determined By The Universal Archons Of Might And Will. What Is Good And What Is Evil Is Decided By God Made Manifest In Paradoxical Flesh Weave Of Reality. But No Member Of That Weave Can Determmine The Large Schema, The Loom Of Evil And Righteousness. Of Good And Mal.
For Madness Is In Itself True Clarity And Acceptance Of Obliterating Confusion. God Made In Flesh Made In Grey Matter.
to artillerists everything is canon

IM NOT FUCKING CRAZY!!! YOU HEAR THEM!! YOU ALL HEAR THEM!!! I KNOW YOU DO! I KNOW IT. I KNOW IT. I KNOW IT. I KNOW IT. YOU CANT LIE TO MEEEEEEE I KNOW YOURE ALL TRYING TO MAKE ME THINK IM CRAZY BUT IM NOT CRA
i have met enough versions of the people from my original session that i think i am qualified to assign them averages karkat: 8/10 remarkably consistent across realities occasionally correct terezi: 9/10 dangerous once solved a murder that had not happened yet did not prevent it nepeta: 10/10 almost universally delightful one version hunted me for six months still delightful kanaya: 9/10 excellent company excellent judgment becomes significantly more frightening in timelines where she stops pretending to have patience equius: 7/10 some versions are much easier to talk to than others all of them somehow make furniture a problem vriska: impossible/10 the statistical variance is too severe i have loved her hated her watched her save everyone watched her ruin everything sometimes within the same afternoon tavros: 8/10 usually kinder than the timeline deserves occasionally discovers confidence and becomes an entirely different troll gamzee: 3/10 there are better ones there are much worse ones eridan: 4/10 occasionally surprisingly pleasant feferi: 9/10 consistently charming consistently doomed in interesting ways one of them became extremely good at necromancy and i still think about her sollux: 12/10 obviously but this is like a friend rating keep that in mind aradia: 6/10 mixed experiences some of me are unbearable some of me are dead some of me are me the sample size is unfortunately enormous 0u0 #unreality #alternateselves #doomedtimelines #timelinetravel #death #necromancy #violence #existentialhorror #homestuck
remember if someone says something that isnt compliant to the common narrative but they just say its a timeline difference they are just lying or trying to make you upset there are definitely only finite possibilities across all realms of reality in every direction



