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NOT ONE BLITHERING, TAINTCHAFING ZEPTOSECOND OF CONSCIOUSNESS AFTER WAKING UP POST-HORRIBLY COERCIVE #WRIGGLINGDAY CELEBRATION (THE FACTUAL PLEASANTRY OF WHICH WAS MORE AKIN TO PACKING A TRASH KILN WITH NOXIOUS MACROPLASTICS AND DANCING AROUND IT WHILE SINGING THE IMPERIAL ANTHEM WITH MY BELLOWSACS FULL OF LITERAL POISON) AND THE FIRST STIMULUS TO SEAR MY BLOODSHOT GANDERBULBS IS CERULEAN. BLUE. TEXT. FUCK YOU, @ARACHNIDSGRIPES. THE TWENTY-FOUR-HOUR WINDOW IN WHICH I AM REQUIRED BY APPARENT KARMIC LAW TO BE ONE-HUNDRED-MILLIONTH OF A PERCENT NICER TO YOU HAS OFFICIALLY ENDED. THE DAMAGE IS DONE, AND I AM HERE. I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY. EXCEPT I DON'T. MY THOUGHTS AND PRAYERS HAVE EXPRESS SHIPPING TO THE FIRST HIGHER POWER TO PERMANENTLY TURN YOU INTO A SILHOUETTE ON THE PAVEMENT. BUT YOU GOT WHAT YOU WANTED. I AM THE CHITTR. IT'S ME. #EVERYTHINGHURTS.
You guys don't understand, @carbolicGalvanologist literally made an effigy of me and tried to turn me into a little 8lack stain. You aaaaaaaall need to step up your h8 game. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/b025c6f4bcf9.jpg https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/a1fd7f4a7c04.jpg
Oh, I'm emotional, alright. The emotion I feel when I think a8out you dying is pure el8ion.
Noticing a distinct lack of the #Yuri on my timeline. Interesting.
Palmhusk started screeching a8out a tornado warning 8ut I'm at sea so I don't give a fuck! I hope that shit sucks up the fat, greedy 8itch in the canyons that's 8een riding my ass all wipe!!!!!!!! #specificposting #ih8my8itchlusus
as tender as i cld make it given the time crunch https://images.squidge.org/images/2026/04/17/IMG_8718.jpeg
its been 15 min is it too late to send a drawing of jane tenderly feeding me cake