CALDERUS
@unmakerUnmade
USED TO BE HOT SHIT. THEN I BECAME A DAD. FUCKED UP. ….AND I GUESS I’M TRYING TO BE BETTER NOW. LOVE YOU PM. <3 DILF. APPARENTLY.
I do not want to let Casper into my heart.
SORRY, PAL, IT’S GONNA HAPPEN.
I WAS LIKE TEN TIMES MORE OF AN ASSHOLE THAN YOU AND HE STILL BROKE THROUGH. YER FUCKED.
AIN’T WISHING IT ON YOU, IT’S JUST GONNA HAPPEN.
https://media1.tenor.com/m/xYJLQil6oQ8AAAAC/duck-season-rabbit-season.gif
HEY I KNOW THESE CHARACTERS.
Parents of Chittr, rare though I'm sure you are, I have need of advice. My(F, 51y) daughter (NB, 24y / 1mo, depending) has declared themself evil. This started after her other mom (F, 5432s allegedly) gained sole custody. Other Mom is a deadbeat, having done nothing for my daughter until one month ago. Not even child support, despite being a very wealthy woman and owning her own (dubiously legal) business. At the behest of Other Mom, my daughter has been behaving very inappropriately towards their peers. How can I set a good example when I'm not physically present? How can I undo the no doubt deep-seated, possibly-literal programming Other Mom has instilled in her?
I’M NOT THAT GREAT OF A PARENT HOWEVER I CONCUR WITH THE ONES SAYING MURDER IS THE SOLUTION.
Who the fuck am I to moralize, actually? I may very well be ontologically evil.
NO.
THE FORMER.
NOT SAYIN’ YOU AREN’T EVIL. I’M SAYING IT’S NOT INHERENT. IT’S NOT A THING YOU JUST *ARE*. IF YOU’RE EVIL, IT’S BECAUSE OF ALL THE CHOICES Y’ MADE TO BE SO. LIFE GETS EASIER ONCE YOW FIGURE THAT OUT.
THERE YA GO.
Pipe bomb beam
YEAH I’LL TANK THAT SURE.
…IT’S WEIRD MISSING SOMEONE WHO HURT YOU SO LONG AGO.
Petting your big bald head sympathetically.
WEIRD WAY TO PUT THAT BUT I’LL TAKE IT.
I'm being a bro
YOU’RE A GOOD PAL, CASPER.
Remember when you hated me
YEAH. I WAS STILL SLIGHTLY MORE STUPID THAN I AM NOW.
You're not stupid, you were just socialized differently. (See: Not really socialized at all. Considering the life of cherubim. At least that's what I gather through osmosis.)
FAIRLY ACCURATE OSMOSIS. I’UNNO IF YOU WERE BEING PATIENT OR JUST BEING. KINDA THE WAY YOU ARE BUT I APPRECIATE IT.
HOLY FUCK. TRICKSTERS ON THIS WEBSITE…FASCINATING.
WAIT SHIT REALLY.
chittr is a beautiful place of people posting absolute nothingburgers and scrolling past the scary people really fast
MOST OF THOSE AREN’T THAT SCARY BUT MAYBE I’M JUST DESENSITIZED, I’UNNO.
Calderus you're a very large cherub and I am a !!AVERAGE HEIGHT!! lady who can get beat up or worse.
OKAY YEAH, THAT’S FAIR.
WHY’D YA EMPHASIZE IT LIKE THAT.
Because I'm not short
YOU’RE A LITTLE SHORT AREN’T YOU.
five foot five is an AVERAGE height to have and it is not SHORT.
YOU’RE A LITTLE SHORT AND THAT’S OKAY.
why must you turn against me :(
HEY, IF IT HELPS, ALMOST EVERYONE TALLER THAN YOU IS SHORT AS HELL TO ME.