CALDERUS
@unmakerUnmade
USED TO BE HOT SHIT. THEN I BECAME A DAD. FUCKED UP. ….AND I GUESS I’M TRYING TO BE BETTER NOW. LOVE YOU PM. <3 DILF. APPARENTLY.
MORNING.
NOW WHY THE HELL WOULD YOU MEDIATE THAT JACK.
ANYTHING NORMAL HAPPENING.
i got crushed under like 20 weighted blankets
FUCK THAT SOUNDS PRETTY GOOD ACTUALLY.
I'm smoking before turning in for the day.
THAT ALSO SOUNDS PRETTY NICE.
Decimation Weighted Blanket Barrage
GIMME!
[ENTRY 12531] [HM. THAT WAS THE MOST VILE, DISGUSTING, ABHORRENT THING I’VE EVER DONE WITH ANOTHER BEING. I LIKED IT. I CAN STILL TASTE HIM. …NEXT TIME, PERHAPS WE COULD [EXPUNGED BY SECONDARY ADMIN] WHILE [EXPUNGED BY SECONDARY ADMIN], [EXPUNGED BY SECONDARY ADMIN]. AT THE SAME TIME.]
Nobody say anything.
HEY. SO.
*Calderus.*
I GOT QUESTIONS.
There are no answers.
ARE YOU SURE.
I'm the Seer, I would know.
Y’KNOW. PROBABLY BETTER I LEAVE THIS ACTUALLY YEAH.
WHO THE HELL IS SHARING THESE THINGS ANYWAYS.
That would be Doc Scratch.
OH, THAT ONE WEIRDO.
maybe to fill this empty hollow space of godly absence ill take odd jobs where i do whatever people ask and engage in wacky hijinks along the way. broadcast to a live audience to laugh and cry and cheer and boo and scream and whimper as they see fit. at the very least it would help kill the fucking boredom. thats the one emotion that sticks even with the others gone. fucking boredom. aint that lame.
…YEAH, IT IS.
WHAT THE HELL IS LORD OF THE RINGS.
:33 < new classpect that just dropped :33 < full control of the rings
Imagine if a bunch of ancient artifacts were distributed amongst several populations but they were all basically duds compared to one random one some dude made as a bit of a goof and then that dude tried to conquer all of reality multiple times, only to get dunked on by a thousand caveats and some silly short people.
SEE YOU’RE ASSUMING I KNOW MUCH ABOUT CLASSPECTS BEYOND “BARELY”.
OH THAT SOUNDS FUCKIN’ AWESOME ACTUALLY.
Yeah, it's pretty neat. Humans make strange, but fascinating media.
I DO GOT THE ENTIRE WEIRD CROSS TIMELINE INTERNET THING, I SHOULD CATCH UP ON HUMAN AND TROLL AND WHATEVER SHIT SOMETIME.
…I’M GOING TO RELUCTANTLY ADD WHAT THAT ONE ROXY GAL CALLED ME TO MY BIO AS A SMALL BADGE OF HONOR.
Oh my.
DON’T DO THIS.
I'm doing nothing. You did the something.
IT IS HAPPENING AGAIN.
IF NOTHING ELSE I’M HAPPY I MET MY FAMILY. I CANT BELIEVE I SAID THAT.
Is sOmEthIng pArtIcUlArly wrOng wIth thEm?
NO IT’S JUST, KINDA NOT A NORMAL THING FOR MY SPECIES.
PROBABLY MY FAULT TOO.
hardly! it's not as thoUgh yoU had any hand in oUr development. besides, i've tUrned oUt alright with the same genes!
WELL, YEAH, I DIDN’T HAVE A HAND. THAT’S THE PROBLEM. MAYBE IT’S A STUPID FUCKING THING TO BLAME MYSELF FOR. NOT CHOOSING TO BREAK SPECIES WIDE, BLOOD BOUND TRADITION WHEN I DIDN’T EVEN HAVE A REASON TO. BUT I SPENT SO MUCH TIME WASTING MY LIFE BEING AWFUL WITH THE EXCUSE OF “IT’S IN MY BLOOD” AND “I HAD TO”. I DUNNO.
BX33 < meow many edgelords can one f33d hold...
THIS IS WHAT I WAS COMPLAINING ABOUT EARLIER. YOU CAN’T BE A PLANET KILLER OR WHATEVER WHILE TYPING POSTS ONTO THE INTERNET.
BX33 < i mean i guess they can B33 < but i f33l like at some point youve got to post about going out fur ice cream or some shit B33 < or else people are just going to go oh thats the evil scheme guy whatefur mewving on
THEY’RE EITHER GONNA GET HUMBLED, KILLED, OR. WHAT’S THE WORD. CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT? YEAH, CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT.
-- kn⦶wnRes⦶nance [KR] is ⦶nline -- Well. That's sure fucking interesting. Glad t⦶ kn⦶w that even n⦶w my future successes are guaranteed. Bit ⦶f a shame ab⦶ut the lack ⦶f the eye symb⦶l replacing the letter ⦶, th⦶ugh. #dashwatching
NOT REALLY TUNED IN TO WHATEVER YOUR WHOLE DEAL IS, BUT IF IT’S YOUR FUTURE SELF WHY *AREN’T* THEY DOIN’ THAT.
Seems as th⦶ugh it has given its reas⦶ning. I supp⦶se ⦶ne ⦶f my nature *sh⦶uld* d⦶ away with the whimsy Eye have gained m⦶re ⦶f, but f⦶r n⦶w I shall h⦶ld ⦶nt⦶ it. Until Eye bec⦶me it, ⦶f c⦶urse.
YEAH, OKAY, GOOD LUCK WITH THAT I GUESS.