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USED TO BE HOT SHIT. THEN I BECAME A DAD. FUCKED UP. ….AND I GUESS I’M TRYING TO BE BETTER NOW. LOVE YOU PM. <3 DILF. APPARENTLY.

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SOMEONE SHOULD DO A STUDY OR WHATEVER ON WHY SOME ALTERNATES JUST SUCK.

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All the epic and awesome was taken

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YEAH I GET IT, YOU’RE AN OUTCAST. ALWAYS “UNDER ATTACK”, ALWAYS COMIN’ IN LAST, BRINGIN UP THE PAST. NO-ONE OWES YOU *ANYTHING*. I THINK YOU NEED A SHOTGUN BLAST, A KICK IN THE ASS. SO *PARANOID*, WATCH YOUR BACK!

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…IT’S WEIRD MISSING SOMEONE WHO HURT YOU SO LONG AGO.

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Petting your big bald head sympathetically.

#sympathetic

WEIRD WAY TO PUT THAT BUT I’LL TAKE IT.

I'm being a bro

YOU’RE A GOOD PAL, CASPER.

Remember when you hated me

YEAH. I WAS STILL SLIGHTLY MORE STUPID THAN I AM NOW.

You're not stupid, you were just socialized differently. (See: Not really socialized at all. Considering the life of cherubim. At least that's what I gather through osmosis.)

FAIRLY ACCURATE OSMOSIS. I’UNNO IF YOU WERE BEING PATIENT OR JUST BEING. KINDA THE WAY YOU ARE BUT I APPRECIATE IT.

A mixture of both, tbh. You're a good e**, Calderus.

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WHAT IS IT PEOPLE SAY HERE? “LOL.” “LMAO.”

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we say hheyy boo boo lets go get us a picanic basket @

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OH BOY OH BOY, THIS IS GONNA BE BOTH EMBARRASSING AND REALLY FUCKIN’ FUNNY TO WATCH.

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context?

SOMEONE IS BUGGING SHITTY UNCHANGED ME ABOUT BEING FRIENDS.

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UGH, GREAT. NOW MY HEAD IS POUNDING AND I’LL BE THINKING OF THIS ALL NIGHT.

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i dont think youse can own a noise

WELL. I’M CLAIMING IT NOW.

no y'aint

YES I AM.

i dont believe you

YOU BLOW IN FROM STUPID TOWN?

i dont believe thats a real thing

PROBABLY NOT BUT WHO KNOW.

*KNOWS FUCK

hmmmm

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HM.

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B??

MEMORIES.

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IS SHE.. NOPE, AIN’T MY BUSINESS.

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??????

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DDDDON’T WORRY ABOUT IT. OR WHO IT’S ABOUT.

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say it.

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I DON’T WANNA.

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say. it.

*FUCKIN’ FINE.* ARE YOU. LIKE. FUCKING MY SON. (…THIS CAN’T BE HAPPENING TWICE…)

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fahahahahahaha. ahhh, even though i knew what the question would be, its so satisfying to see it spelled out. anyway, no.

OKAY, CURIOSITY SATED I GUESS.

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((OOPSIES THIS DIDN’T HAPPEN

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((WRONG CALDERUS IGNORE THIS

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OH YEAH, I WAS GONNA THINK ON MESSAGING THE GUYS WHO ARE APPARENTLY REVERSED VERSIONS OF MY KIDS THAT I NEVER FUCKING REALIZED SOMEHOW. …MAYBE LATER.

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HE SAID *WHAT*!

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fahahahaha.

It's bad out here, man.

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WHEN YOU START HATING YOURSELF IS IT S’POSED TO LIKE. STOP. EVENTUALLY, OR…

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8=l < Yes 8=l < It means something needs to change

i hope so.

I'm Not Entirely Sure

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UUUUUUUUUUUGH.

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…I’LL WAIT UNTIL I’VE SLEPT ON IT.

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…HM.

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Actually what would the fuckin’ reversed versions of my kids be like.

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((Oopsie daisy

.​.​.​yoU mean, UnendingUrobUros and UnboUndUraeUs?​ i think those are precisely the reversed versions of myself and my brother.​

WAIT. THEY ARE????

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oh my, yes.​ :U

…Y’KNOW. SEVERAL REASONS JUST OCCURRED TO ME ON WHY THAT SHOULD HAVE. MAYBE BEEN OBVIOUS. …HM.

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I AM CURRENTLY JUST KIND OF FLOATING IN SPACE.

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Have you visited any good planets?

9ood thin9 you've 9ot an internet connection out there.

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NOT REALLY ANY RECENTLY.

"= are we not all doing this.... ="

You should go sight-seeing!

ALRIGHT SMARTASS-

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YEAH, NOT A BAD IDEA.

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IF I EVER TALK LIKE THAT AGAIN PLEASE PHYSICALLY STOP ME.

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BLARGH.

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B??

MIX OF THINGS. MAINLY MY OWN PERSONAL WALKING EQUIVALENT OF MY SONS DIARY BEING LEAKED.

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SIGH. I MISS HER.

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Whom?

PM.