CALDERUS
@unmakerUnmade
USED TO BE HOT SHIT. THEN I BECAME A DAD. FUCKED UP. ….AND I GUESS I’M TRYING TO BE BETTER NOW. LOVE YOU PM. <3 DILF. APPARENTLY.
MORNING.
ANYTHING NORMAL HAPPENING.
i got crushed under like 20 weighted blankets
I SHOULD STOP ASKIN QUESTIONS ABOUT SOME THINGS.
i make similar mistakes somewhat often. usually just clicking hidden images i didnt check the poster for first. i feel you man.
I’LL ACCEPT THAT.
YEAH, GONNA PLAY IT SAFE AND NOT REACT TO THAT ONE.
WHO THE HELL IS SHARING THESE THINGS ANYWAYS.
SURE GLAD THIS IS A TOPIC I DEFINITELY DON’T HAVE PARTICULAR FEELINGS ABOUT.
THERE’S GOTTA BE A BETTER WAY FOR ANCIENT EVILS TO FIND SUCKERS THAN THE SITE WHERE EVERYBODY POSTS THEIR FULL ASS DAILY, RIGHT.
WHAT THE HELL IS LORD OF THE RINGS.
:33 < new classpect that just dropped :33 < full control of the rings
Imagine if a bunch of ancient artifacts were distributed amongst several populations but they were all basically duds compared to one random one some dude made as a bit of a goof and then that dude tried to conquer all of reality multiple times, only to get dunked on by a thousand caveats and some silly short people.
Yeah, it's pretty neat. Humans make strange, but fascinating media.
I DO GOT THE ENTIRE WEIRD CROSS TIMELINE INTERNET THING, I SHOULD CATCH UP ON HUMAN AND TROLL AND WHATEVER SHIT SOMETIME.
…I’M GOING TO RELUCTANTLY ADD WHAT THAT ONE ROXY GAL CALLED ME TO MY BIO AS A SMALL BADGE OF HONOR.
ANYWAYS, NEW HANDLE.
IF NOTHING ELSE I’M HAPPY I MET MY FAMILY. I CANT BELIEVE I SAID THAT.
thEn, sUch Is tO bE cElEbrAtEd cOngrAtUlAtIOns AcqUAIntAncE cAldErUs
PROBABLY MY FAULT TOO.
hardly! it's not as thoUgh yoU had any hand in oUr development. besides, i've tUrned oUt alright with the same genes!
WELL, YEAH, I DIDN’T HAVE A HAND. THAT’S THE PROBLEM. MAYBE IT’S A STUPID FUCKING THING TO BLAME MYSELF FOR. NOT CHOOSING TO BREAK SPECIES WIDE, BLOOD BOUND TRADITION WHEN I DIDN’T EVEN HAVE A REASON TO. BUT I SPENT SO MUCH TIME WASTING MY LIFE BEING AWFUL WITH THE EXCUSE OF “IT’S IN MY BLOOD” AND “I HAD TO”. I DUNNO.
FEELS KINDA QUIET FOR AS MANY PEOPLE ARE ON.
THAT MAY’VE BEEN ONE OF THE WEIRDEST THINGS I EVER EXPERIENCED.
CHITTR HOW DO YOU LET SOMEONE DOWN EASY.
LOOK, I’M KIND OF SORT OF TAKEN KINDA AND I’M PRETTY SURE SOME VERSION OF HER’S MARRIED TO MY DAUGHTER.
OW.
HM. LET’S TRY SOMETHING.
HM. THINKING OF FAMILY.
I MEAN. THE THOUGHTS TOWARDS THEM ARE POSITIVE AND TOWARDS MYSELF ARE NEGATIVE, I GUESS?
I AM ALMOST CERTAIN I HAVE NEVER BEEN CALLED A DILF BEFORE. FIRST TIME FOR EVERYTHING.