I am, once more, putting out an open call for aid. I am currently in search of a particular object. I will not share the nature or identity of this object in the public sphere. What I am looking for is those with a particular penchant for attaining and retrieving things from across various timelines- most especially, attaining them from those who do not wish to surrender them. Payment will be generous. Name your price, and if it is within my power and within reason, I will grant it.
It wovld be easier to assist yovr reqvisition of svch object if yov were willing to provide any of the object's qvalities.
let me be perfectly clear, friends: he wishes for no less than to defy canon entirely and avert his master's defeat. i do not believe he can succeed, bUt nothing good can come from him trying! >:U please, do not take him Up on his offer, however tempting it may soUnd. he will fUlfill the letter of yoUr agreement, bUt not the spirit. and, if that's not convincing yoU: anyone who accepts his offer will be on my very, very short list of enemies.
allow me to demonstrate why making an enemy of me woUld be inadvisable:
Oh yeah, have II told you two get bent yet twoday? II am really tryiing two be a equal entiity proviider
please, sollUx. not tonight.