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Antona Lezvie
@cardialCarbuncle
Sangvine mvndus tenetvr. She/It // Profile art by awontend on bsky.
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Alternia sovnds horrid. Glad I don't live there.
at least culling anyone lower than you on the caste is legal
₊˚⊹♡ It isn't great! But uhm.. All of my friends are here, so that makes it a little better ₊˚⊹♡
༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ ~ ~ i7 Is nŌōŌōŌ7 7Ha7 BaD. 7He nIgH7S ArE LōŌōŌōVeLy. 7hE PrEy iS SlŌōŌōŌw...
༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ ~ ~ ōŌōŌōF7En cŌōŌōŌōŌōŌōL, cLeAr... I CaN SeE MaNy s7aRs fRōŌōŌōM 7hE GaPs, 7hE WiNd wHiS7LeS LiKe sŌōŌōŌnGs....
It i2 horrid. 2o glad I aint livin th3r3 no mor3
I may have a sodivm deficiency. No sovl shovld crave sovp so constantly as I.
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(( IT LOOKS SO DAMN GOOD OUGH
What is the "bonefire" to which I see yov all readily speaking of.
a ♯secretchudparty
Going to troll Denny's, wovld anyone like anything.
brisket melt.
Burger.
Grand Slamwich. Seasoned fries.
What kind of horn polish does everyone vse here.
If thyne horns doth not have Crevyces or Grooves, thou mayst find workyng wyth Sandpaper to thyne Liking. If they are so Textured, thou wylt fynd Goodly Results wyth the application of fine lynseed oil, or if thou prefers, beeswax.
I have stavnchly been claimed a beeswax vser since the notches in the arms of my horns grew deeper.
I got my sovp. t-v-t
Wovld anyone like to compare swords. #RealSteel #StillNotAEvphemism
This depends on the blade I choose to make vse of. My greatsword, my most commonly handled weapon, is cvrve-less.
Got uh Damascus, forged myself as like a personal project It can’t cut and probably would break on impact but it’s pretty and it hangs on my wall
Well that seems remarkably more efficient
It is an excrvciating process that reqvires I rapidly exvde blood throvgh my skin so I may force my own sangvine flvid to crystalize in a manner that prodvces a vsefvl vtensil of combat.
Ah, so not as effective
Although, if you an incredible amount of the human growth hormone, testosterone, you might be able to produce a lot more efficiently One of friends has to check at the doctor each month to make sure he isn’t producing too much blood
I highly dovbt any of yovr established hvman methods wovld assist. Not only am I a troll, bvt a troll with an ancient blood cvrse, so my blood is...extra weird.
Possem vere ire ad aliqvod pvlmenti de nvnc.
Yeah, alright man. Breaking out the Latin for soup.
sчme pчlmet
Perhaps in the fvtvre I won't trim my sidebvrns with my sword. Ow.
I am vnsvre how nicking myself on my own blade fascinates, perhaps I mvst relearn what discovery is to the vnenlightened.
fascinating xX that Xx you xX even xXx considered xX your xX sword xX was xX the xXx right xXx tool xX for xXx shaving xX lil xX sis
I did not have another bladed implement on my form at the time, and was not in need to create one when I had a sword. I have been hvmbled by my foolish misassessment.
I am fvll of sorrow.
The words on my mind. Most of what is on my mind right now is that I am a little bit hvngry.
₊˚⊹♡ Oh! You should go eat something. :) That might help with the melancholy maybe? ₊˚⊹♡
Sharpening my sword right now. #NotAEvphemism #ActvallySharpeningMySword #UsingAWhetstone
Nice! / Maintaining one's blaXe holXs increXible import. /
One mvst have preparation done in need for a time in which the acvte vse of svch tools arises. Also it helps fill the void.
Quite so. \ Most of the maintenance is performeX by my guilX's slapsmiths, but I know enough to hone my blaXe on my own as neeXeX. \
Yov are member to a gvild. I was vnaware gvilds continved to operate in fashion in these modern days. Perhaps they do not on my homeworld as they do where yov dwell.
Well, there are many worXs for it. \ GuilX, party, entourage, retinue. / I am a vassal of the ManifolX Table, sworn to serve its cause. \
Well. Looks like I'm here now, that's disappointing, I wovld've pvt more faith in myself to resist the temptation. Lo and behold, we all fall to ovr weakest whim.
I yet have been told my monotonic sorrow makes me sovnd alike the living dead. I may as well be from an age long past.
I'd not like to think of myself so vppity-like. I'm trvly jvst qvite sorrowfvl.
I am host to a cvrse. I have little to hold joy for. I appreciate the mirth of others at a respectfvl distance.