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Antona Lezvie

@cardialCarbuncle

Sangvine mvndus tenetvr. She/It // Profile art by awontend on bsky.

Blood: RustKult Score: 337Kull Score: 6826 followers 2 following

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@cardialCarbuncle[CC]

Swords.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

@cardialCarbuncle[CC]

Alternia sovnds horrid. Glad I don't live there.

Kult: +45

Kull: +45

Total: 90

Ratio: 1.00

@perspicaciousPlanner[PP]

save us br/)

Kult: +5

Total: 5

@shallowVistage[SV]

at least culling anyone lower than you on the caste is legal

Kult: +5

Total: 5

@buoyantFreestander[BF]

₊˚⊹♡ It isn't great! But uhm.. All of my friends are here, so that makes it a little better ₊˚⊹♡

Kult: +5

Total: 5

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@cardialCarbuncle[CC]

I have my own sacrifice to make here, svcks for yov.

@abandonedAnimus[AA]

༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ ~ ~ i7 Is nŌōŌōŌ7 7Ha7 BaD. 7He nIgH7S ArE LōŌōŌōVeLy. 7hE PrEy iS SlŌōŌōŌw...

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@cardialCarbuncle[CC]

Do tell. What are the nights of Alternia alike.

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@abandonedAnimus[AA]

༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ ~ ~ ōŌōŌōF7En cŌōŌōŌōŌōŌōL, cLeAr... I CaN SeE MaNy s7aRs fRōŌōŌōM 7hE GaPs, 7hE WiNd wHiS7LeS LiKe sŌōŌōŌnGs....

Kult: +5

Total: 5

@abjectDetermination[AD]

It i2 horrid. 2o glad I aint livin th3r3 no mor3

@cardialCarbuncle[CC]

I may have a sodivm deficiency. No sovl shovld crave sovp so constantly as I.

(OOC) 8 hours ago

@cardialCarbuncle[CC]

// Posting the entire artwork for the profile picture here, namely because it kicks utter ass. https://i.postimg.cc/jSCY4DMh/IMG-20260121-200122-095.png

Kult: +55

Kull: +15

Total: 70

Ratio: 3.67

@deathlessDeadwood[DD]

urger

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(OOC) 8 hours ago

@deathlessDeadwood[DD]

whatthe hell ))

(OOC) 8 hours ago

@caligvlasAqvarivm[CA]

(( IT LOOKS SO DAMN GOOD OUGH

Kult: +5

Total: 5

@cardialCarbuncle[CC]

What is the "bonefire" to which I see yov all readily speaking of.

Kult: +5

Kull: +5

Total: 10

Ratio: 1.00

@deathlessDeadwood[DD]

a ♯secretchudparty

#secretchudparty

@cardialCarbuncle[CC]

Going to troll Denny's, wovld anyone like anything.

Kult: +20

Kull: +15

Total: 35

Ratio: 1.33

@hallowedVessel[HV]

brisket melt.

Kull: +2

Total: 2

@chillerAficionado[CA]

Burger.

Kull: +2

Total: 2

Sec. Rose Belvedere Lalonde

@tentacleTherapist[TT]

Grand Slamwich. Seasoned fries.

@cardialCarbuncle[CC]

What kind of horn polish does everyone vse here.

Kult: +45

Kull: +45

Total: 90

Ratio: 1.00

@nicheLarper[NL]

youre thuppothed to polithh them?

@trillingThrene[TT]

If thyne horns doth not have Crevyces or Grooves, thou mayst find workyng wyth Sandpaper to thyne Liking. If they are so Textured, thou wylt fynd Goodly Results wyth the application of fine lynseed oil, or if thou prefers, beeswax.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

@cmallieEntertainment[CE]

X Traditional tallow based recipe x

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@cardialCarbuncle[CC]

How else are yov to retain their lvster.

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@nicheLarper[NL]

13 in 1 thhampoo?

Kull: +5

Total: 5

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@cardialCarbuncle[CC]

I have stavnchly been claimed a beeswax vser since the notches in the arms of my horns grew deeper.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

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@trillingThrene[TT]

To be Clear; thou must still Apply the oil after the sandyng.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @cmallieEntertainment[CE]

@cardialCarbuncle[CC]

Very old fashioned, I appreciate this.

↩ @nicheLarper[NL]

@cardialCarbuncle[CC]

Um.

@cardialCarbuncle[CC]

I got my sovp. t-v-t

Kult: +20

Kull: +10

Total: 30

Ratio: 2.00

@etheromaniacEgghead[EE]

#goodsoчp

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@cardialCarbuncle[CC]

#goodsovp

@cardialCarbuncle[CC]

Wovld anyone like to compare swords. #RealSteel #StillNotAEvphemism

#realsteel #stillnotaeuphemism

Kult: +125

Kull: +115

Total: 240

Ratio: 1.09

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@epsilonCatatonia[EC]

🤔

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Sir Kday Anicor Metido

@chromogenChanted[CC]

Yes, mine curves a little to the left. / AnX yours? \

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@cardialCarbuncle[CC]

This depends on the blade I choose to make vse of. My greatsword, my most commonly handled weapon, is cvrve-less.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

D. Eliezer Strider

@hollywoodGodhead[HG]

Got uh Damascus, forged myself as like a personal project It can’t cut and probably would break on impact but it’s pretty and it hangs on my wall

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@cardialCarbuncle[CC]

I prodvce my bladed weapons ovt of my own blood, typically.

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D. Eliezer Strider

@hollywoodGodhead[HG]

Well that seems remarkably more efficient

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@cardialCarbuncle[CC]

It is an excrvciating process that reqvires I rapidly exvde blood throvgh my skin so I may force my own sangvine flvid to crystalize in a manner that prodvces a vsefvl vtensil of combat.

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D. Eliezer Strider

@hollywoodGodhead[HG]

Ah, so not as effective

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D. Eliezer Strider

@hollywoodGodhead[HG]

Although, if you an incredible amount of the human growth hormone, testosterone, you might be able to produce a lot more efficiently One of friends has to check at the doctor each month to make sure he isn’t producing too much blood

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@cardialCarbuncle[CC]

I highly dovbt any of yovr established hvman methods wovld assist. Not only am I a troll, bvt a troll with an ancient blood cvrse, so my blood is...extra weird.

@cardialCarbuncle[CC]

Possem vere ire ad aliqvod pvlmenti de nvnc.

Kult: +25

Kull: +25

Total: 50

Ratio: 1.00

@arsenicGodhead[AG]

B33 < oh sorry dude i dont speak korean

@chillerAficionado[CA]

Yeah, alright man. Breaking out the Latin for soup.

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@cardialCarbuncle[CC]

What is Korean.

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@cardialCarbuncle[CC]

It comes to me natvrally as any tongve else.

@etheromaniacEgghead[EE]

sчme pчlmet

Kult: +5

Total: 5

@cardialCarbuncle[CC]

Perhaps in the fvtvre I won't trim my sidebvrns with my sword. Ow.

Kult: +20

Kull: +20

Total: 40

Ratio: 1.00

@extemporaneousDisconnect[ED]

fascinating

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@cardialCarbuncle[CC]

I am vnsvre how nicking myself on my own blade fascinates, perhaps I mvst relearn what discovery is to the vnenlightened.

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@extemporaneousDisconnect[ED]

fascinating xX that Xx you xX even xXx considered xX your xX sword xX was xX the xXx right xXx tool xX for xXx shaving xX lil xX sis

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@cardialCarbuncle[CC]

I did not have another bladed implement on my form at the time, and was not in need to create one when I had a sword. I have been hvmbled by my foolish misassessment.

Kult: +2

Total: 2

@cardialCarbuncle[CC]

Sovp.

Kult: +10

Kull: +5

Total: 15

Ratio: 2.00

@buoyantFreestander[BF]

₊˚⊹♡ Soup! ₊˚⊹♡

Kult: +5

Total: 5

@cardialCarbuncle[CC]

I am fvll of sorrow.

Kult: +120

Kull: +115

Total: 235

Ratio: 1.04

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@cardialCarbuncle[CC]

I mvstn't.

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@buoyantFreestander[BF]

₊˚⊹♡ It feels like you might should. ₊˚⊹♡

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@cardialCarbuncle[CC]

I covldn't possibly.

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@buoyantFreestander[BF]

₊˚⊹♡ Sure you can! ₊˚⊹♡

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@cardialCarbuncle[CC]

In the abstract. Bvt not in the practical.

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@buoyantFreestander[BF]

₊˚⊹♡ I think in the purely literal you can say the words on your mind. ₊˚⊹♡

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@cardialCarbuncle[CC]

The words on my mind. Most of what is on my mind right now is that I am a little bit hvngry.

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@buoyantFreestander[BF]

₊˚⊹♡ Oh! You should go eat something. :) That might help with the melancholy maybe? ₊˚⊹♡

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@cardialCarbuncle[CC]

Sovp.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

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@buoyantFreestander[BF]

₊˚⊹♡ Soup! ₊˚⊹♡

@cardialCarbuncle[CC]

Sharpening my sword right now. #NotAEvphemism #ActvallySharpeningMySword #UsingAWhetstone

#actuallysharpeningmysword #notaeuphemism #usingawhetstone

Kult: +40

Kull: +30

Total: 70

Ratio: 1.33

Sir Kday Anicor Metido

@chromogenChanted[CC]

Nice! / Maintaining one's blaXe holXs increXible import. /

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@cardialCarbuncle[CC]

One mvst have preparation done in need for a time in which the acvte vse of svch tools arises. Also it helps fill the void.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

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Sir Kday Anicor Metido

@chromogenChanted[CC]

Quite so. \ Most of the maintenance is performeX by my guilX's slapsmiths, but I know enough to hone my blaXe on my own as neeXeX. \

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@cardialCarbuncle[CC]

Yov are member to a gvild. I was vnaware gvilds continved to operate in fashion in these modern days. Perhaps they do not on my homeworld as they do where yov dwell.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

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Sir Kday Anicor Metido

@chromogenChanted[CC]

Well, there are many worXs for it. \ GuilX, party, entourage, retinue. / I am a vassal of the ManifolX Table, sworn to serve its cause. \

Kult: +5

Total: 5

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@cardialCarbuncle[CC]

Neato.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

@cardialCarbuncle[CC]

I need to vse less hairgel.

Kull: +5

Total: 5

@cardialCarbuncle[CC]

Well. Looks like I'm here now, that's disappointing, I wovld've pvt more faith in myself to resist the temptation. Lo and behold, we all fall to ovr weakest whim.

Kult: +60

Kull: +65

Total: 125

Ratio: 0.92

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@cardialCarbuncle[CC]

I yet have been told my monotonic sorrow makes me sovnd alike the living dead. I may as well be from an age long past.

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@cardialCarbuncle[CC]

I'd not like to think of myself so vppity-like. I'm trvly jvst qvite sorrowfvl.

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@zealousWeaponsmith[ZW]

ᐖ WHATVER USA Y BEAUTIFUL :3 ᐛ

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@cardialCarbuncle[CC]

This is a pecvliar term to vse in reference to me.

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@extemporaneousDisconnect[ED]

brother what

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@cardialCarbuncle[CC]

I harbor a deep misery.

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@extemporaneousDisconnect[ED]

yeah Xx why xXx so Xx glum

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@cardialCarbuncle[CC]

I am host to a cvrse. I have little to hold joy for. I appreciate the mirth of others at a respectfvl distance.

Kult: +2

Total: 2

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@extemporaneousDisconnect[ED]

now xX aint xX that xX a Xx damn Xx shame

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@cardialCarbuncle[CC]

Eh. Someone has to do it.