priincee oof thee seeaa
@vexatiousProcyon
Ƹ 🌂 > The Dark One misses having an amusing HENCHMAN… hmph… Ʒ
{ ...waant aa heenchtheem...x) x)... }
{ ...gleeuuh…soo hoot oouut x(... }
⋆｡˚⋆౨ৎ I SH୨LL C୨ST ୨ SPELL! ౨ৎ⋆˚｡⋆
{ ...wooaahh x) priinceess coomees too thee reescuuee aas aalwaays gheeuugheeuu yoouur kiindneess wiill noot bee foorgootteen... }
꧁sometimes i imagine making highbloods upset just so i can offer to help them and be useful to them and so they'll keep me and adore me and make me their petservant forever and ever but i usually only think about that after drinking sodie pop #nsfw #nsfwe #maybe꧂
{ ...whaat flaavoor soodiiee…thiis iis iimpoortaant... }
꧁diet choke꧂
{ ...yuum…aall thee boottlees ii geet oof thaat heeree aaree waarm aand taar x) maaybee thee…taar iis whaat maakees yoouu thiink... }
X if you had to choose between @tenebrousMarionette and @romanticVivisection for a dark and evil overlord who would you choose? x
{ ...weell…proobaably thee oonee naameed thee daark oonee x) duuh... }
⋆✴︎˚｡⋆ * A Grand Door Appears, You Do Not Know Where It Came From Or Where It Leads To, But In A Sudden And Loud Click It Opens And From It The Wizard Appears! He Closes The Door And In A Spark Of His Staff The Door Becomes Transparent And Disappears. His Face Obscured By The Wide Brim Of His Cap, He Offers A Gentle Curl Of A Smile To His Lips And Dips His Head.* Greetings! Once More I Do Depart My Private Chambers To Seek Discourse With The Multitude. I Hunger For Greater Knowledge; Perchance I Shall Commence With This Query! What Secret Grace Dwelleth Within Thee? A " Hidden Talent" If You So Desire. Unveil Yourselves And Impart To Me A Most Curious Marvel!
{ ...*iim siittiing oon my faavooriitee ruubbleepiilee wheen thee cliick oof aan uunfaamiiliiaar doooor caatchees my...aatteentiioon...gheeuu* ...wooaah...whaat thee heeckiiee iis thiis *ii staand uup aand wheen iit oopeens... x) iim shoockeed aat thee siight oof aa...aa wiizaard* gheeuu...wooaah...heey theeree wiizaard...woow...iivee neeveer meet soomeeoonee liikee yoouu beefooree...gheeuugheeuugheeuu...hoow cooool... aa hiiddeen taaleent...uumm...hmmmmmm...weell...ii maakee...fiiguurees oouut oof...uunliikeely oobjeects...x) aaheem...liikee...yoouu knoow thee phraasee...oonee troolls traash iis aanootheer troolls treeaasuuree...x) heeh...yeeaah...aanywaay...whaat aaboouut yoouu...aany hiiddeen taaleents x)...oor liikee...suupeer craazy pooweerfuul speells...gheeuugheeuugheeuu... }
⋆✴︎˚｡⋆ Hark! The Sovereign Lord Of The Deep, How Most Gracious Is Thy Visitation Unto Me. * The Wizard's Hand Raises, Grabbing The Broad Brim Of His Hat And Giving It A Gentle Tip With The Nod Of His Head. His Most Formal Greeting To The Prince Of The Sea.* Perchance My Name Is Strange To Thine Ears, But Thou Art Well Known Unto Me! You Transmute Rubbish Into Gold, Sayest Thou? Pray, Might Thou Impart Further Tidings? What Is Thy Latest Wonder Of Creation!
{ ...heehgheehgheehgee...wiizaard...ii raatheer eenjooy hoow yoouu...speeaak...gheeuugheeuugheeuu my laateest creeaatiioon...? weell x) doont miind iif ii doo *ii reeaach iin my poockeet aand puull oouut aa haand maadee fiiguuree oof leeiight yaagaamii froom deeaathnootee* ii maadee leeiight yaagaamii froom deeaathnootee...oouut oof soodaa caan taabs...soodaa boottlee laabeels...twiigs...chaarcooaal...soomee oof traashdaad's fuur...twiinee...coottoon baalls...uumm...aand ii thiink thaats iit x) gheeuugheeuugheeuu... }
⋆✴︎˚｡⋆ Doth My Speech Find Favor To Thine Ears? Hoho! Tho Art Most Charming, O Prince Of The Deep. I Am Truly Humbled. * The Wizard Gives A Curious Stroke Of His Long Beard As He Takes A Step Closer Towards The Prince Of The Sea, Eyes Widening From Underneath The Dark Of His Hat.* A Visage Of The " Leight Yagami" You Say? Verily, I Behold It; * He Speaks With A Confirming Nod.* Thou Art Wondrous In This Craft! What An Extraordinary Prowess, O Prince Of Tides! Shalt Thou Impart Thy Wisdom Unto Me Anon? Mine Heart Doth Yearn For Enlightenment.
{ ...gheeuuookaay whiilee ii doo eenjooy yoouur meethood oof speeeech eerr...soomeetiimees iits aa liittlee loost oon mee x) *scraatchees my heeaad* doo yoouu meeaan yoouu doont knoow whoo thiis iis...weell thaats ookaay... } { ... hees froom thiis aaniimee...caalleed deeaathnootee...wheeree hee geets aa joouurnaal aand...whooeeveers naamee yoouu wriitee iin iit...theey DIIEE...soo...iits aa reeaally gooood piieecee oon...huumaaniity...aand mooraaliity...beecaauusee thiis guuy deesceends iintoo maadneess...gheeuugheeuugheeuu...haad mee oon thee eedgee oof my seeaat...ii suupeer reecoommeend iit...doo yoouu haavee aany shoows oor meediiaa yoouu liikee x?... }
{ ...*siits oon my ruubbleepiilee* ...heey guuys... *tuucks my haaiir beehiind my eeaar*... }
Hey wh★t's up
{ ...siigh...noot muuch...my friieends aaree...gheeuu...uupseet x(... }
★lw★ys sucks to h★ve h★ppen, hopefully they do better soon. But how ★bout you yourself?
{ ...ghooh x) noo oonee aasks mee thaat eeveer...gheeh...iim gooood...weell...juust ookaay...iit raaiineed aand iim weet...buut ootheer thaan thaat iim ookaay x)...aand whaat aaboouut yoouu... }
I'm ★live ★nd kicking. I like the r★in person★lly, though I might be ★ t★d bi★sed tow★rds w★ter.
{ ...gheeh x) ii doont haavee aa hiivee buut...maaybee iif ii weeree iinsiidee iitd bee eenjooyaablee... }
Like, by choice or do you need ★ pl★ce to st★y?
{ ...uueeh...aa liittlee biit oof booth x? buut iim ookaay thoouugh x)... }
ouut of my block for a bit.. hello everyonne..
{ ...heelloo x)...hoow aaree yoouu... }
Ƹ 🌂 > ^,_,^〜♪ Ʒ
Silly Riddle time. What's orange and sounds like a parrot? #riddles
{ ...aan ooraangee paarroot x)?... }
As the new king of Chittr, I say we all have to get fifteen minutes at least of outside time a day.
{ ...whaat aaboouut oouutsiidee aand…chiittr aat thee saamee tiimee... }
I diagnose you with addiction.
{ ...chiittr...hoow too aappeeaar mooree aapprooaachaablee... }
okay let me put you on some game this is a small tip that i have been gatekeeping but you caught me at a good time so i am feeling verwy generwous and charwitable okay so a lot of people think that it is the appearwance that rweally matterws and generwally they would be completely corwrwect because if you arwe ugly as sin then nobody will want to get nearw you but they also ignorwe the fact that unforwtunately ugly people do exist and will get close to you anyways so the rweal secrwet is to make a good firwst imprwession by hopefully sneaking up behind people and this is the parwt that is imporwtant the rweal secrwet okay is to smell good that is it just smell good put on a nice scent and then people will want to be arwound you generwally it is like classical conditioning and they do not even need to have theirw eyes open to tolerwate you bitches genderw neutrwal love a good perwfume
{ ...thaanks...yoouuvee aalwaays beeeen kiind too mee x)...soo...bee aattraactiivee...sneeaak beehiind theem...aand smeell gooood...x) ?... }
yes in that generwal orwderw you basically want them to come to you and to not make yourwself look desperwate unless looking desperwate is parwt of the plan but rweally that cirwcles back to step one be attrwactive because bitches genderw neutrwal love desperwate but attrwactive people because it makes them feel special and think that the barw is low enough forw them to satisfy but that is a whole differwent converwsation that i have coverwed at length but rwegarwdless that is indeed the steps and you can also trwy a shirwt that has a lot of worwds on it so that they arwe forwced to come closerw to you and rwead it i rwecommend it being on the frwont so they have to face you because otherwwise they can just rwead yourw back without you noticing and then they arwe not engaged in yourw generwal spherwe of social contact and do not feel obligated to at least say something to you but herwe is the rweal hack the rweal hack is to have an overwshirwt orw jacket and then also have worwds on the frwont to drwaw them in and then once they arwe hooked you mention the things on the back in which you take off yourw jacket to show them this can easily be done with band shirwts with tourw dates on the back it is basically fool prwoof
{ ...ooh...hooly...craap...yoouuree soo...eequuiippeed...x)! iill bee uusiing theesee taactiics...gheeuugh... }